Subaru. Wtf.

[Ken]

And, personally, I see more sedans than hatchbacks around here. Guess it's regional preference?

No......It's everyone up there is wrong.

in many, many ways

:roll:

[SlimKlim]

And mandate that everyone has to drive a stickshift. BECAUSE EVERYONE SHOULD LIKE WHAT WE LIKE.

[CaptainHenreh]

Actually, I'm crossing my fingers for a nice sporty dual-clutch in a WRX wagon.

I'd buy that. Not like Evan's "I'll totally buy a GT86 if they make it" but an actual "I hope they make this car so I can buy one brandy new in 2016".

[SlimKlim]

Don't you know that dual clutches lower your sperm count and general virility? It's science.

[BLINGMW]

Don't you know that dual clutches lower your sperm count and general virility? It's science.

That's like, a good thing once you've already had kids. :thumbup: A vasectomy costs money.

[G.Irish]

maybe the federal government should require 50% of all cars to be hatchbacks; they could tack that onto the trans fat ban :dunno:

Make the bill include tiered licensing for SUV's and we have a deal. "Can't pass the grueling SUV/Truck exam? Hand over the keys, your Suburban is heading to the crusher."

[SlimKlim]

^ Oooh that's a good one.

Part of the test should be if you can't execute a 3-point turn in a parking garage in Fairfax, you're not qualified to operate a goddamn landbarge in Fairfax. Nothing rustles my jimmies quite like sitting in a line of cars in the grocery store parking lot while a 4'11" soccer mom does a 47-point turn trying to get out of a parking spot in her Yukon XL, stopping when there is a solid 8ft of clearance behind her because she doesn't know where the corners of her aircraft carrier are.

[D_Eclipse9916]

Don't you know that dual clutches lower your sperm count and general virility? It's science.

That's like, a good thing once you've already had kids. :thumbup: A vasectomy costs money.

I think it's more like dual clutches alter your sperm so your kids become hipsters. I would argue that's worse.

[Evan]

I'd buy that. Not like Evan's "I'll totally buy a GT86 if they make it" but an actual "I hope they make this car so I can buy one brandy new in 2016".

ha! And I would have bought it had they not taken 6 years to build it which by that time i was an old man with a house a wife and offspring! :finger:
(oh and I bought a lotus instead)

[WRXtranceformed]

Meh to most Subarus post 2005

[V1GiLaNtE]

^ Si.

[Mike]

Meh to most Subarus post 2005

Yep.

[CaptainHenreh]

I'd drive this:

[JustinG]

Sweet jeebus yes

[SlimKlim]

The hatch is infinitely better but the face still writes a check the ass can't cash IMO. Wonder what the interior will look like

[CaptainHenreh]

The hatch is infinitely better but the face still writes a check the ass can't cash IMO. Wonder what the interior will look like

I imagine like a darker version of what's in the current impreza.

You know, just like it has been...forever.

[Jake]

The nose looks pretty derpy to me. Not aggressive.

Then again, my DD looks like an angry catfish, so I can't say much.

[Mike]

Ugh. My wife thinks newer Subarus look better than older ones. My heart is weeping.

[Evan]

Meh to most Subarus post 2005

the 2004-2005 were the ugliest imprezas subaru ever made!

[BLINGMW]

Ugh. My wife thinks newer Subarus look better than older ones. My heart is weeping.

These are the kind of things you should have figured out before getting married