Free: The MM Couch

[Ryan T]

I received this couch in exchange for sexual favors (on the couch) from Justin about 2 years ago. It's the big, blue, L-sectional couch with a fucked up foldout bed. It has survived life at 2 MM Squire Hill houses and is currently located at my townhouse near Copper Beach. I have since moved away and my roommate is replacing the couch with a new one; so anyone that would like to inherit the MM couch for free is welcome to do so! Just PM me or post in here and let me know. All you gotta do is go pick it up.

[JustinG]

god that thing is so comfy

heres a pic from when it was in my APT.

[DavidL]

I'll take it! Bring it over to another MM house! Pending space- any dimension estimates? Going to be around this weekend?

[Goodspeed]

I can attest to this couch's ability to massage literally every part of your body, even your face and toes, all with love you longtime happy ending.

[Ryan T]

I don't have any way to bring it to you; I'm 3.5 hours away. If you can acquire a truck my roommate can certaintly be there to meet you and help you carry it out. The dimensions are Large x Huge.

[ScottyB]

[WRXtranceformed]

Does it come with coMMensurate lovestains?

[Ryan T]

Does it come with coMMensurate lovestains?

Sure does! Good lookin lovestains too, which can safely be stowed away when family comes to visit by flipping the cushions. All love stains are localized to one side of each cushion to make it the perfect couch for ALL occasions!

[DavidL]

Will your roommate be around on Saturday night? Shoot me his number or something and I can work it out-

[flintster55]

Just put it on the roof of the WRX and drive it over

[D_Eclipse9916]

Oh I remember that couch...

[Goodspeed]

Just know, once you accept the MM couch and begin to use it, you MUST pass it on to other MM'ers, or else this bitch appears from between the cushions

[V1GiLaNtE]

Oh man.. I totally want that couch.. I wanted one of those "L" shaped ones for my house when I was looking for furniture to score for the our living room..

[DavidL]

Its comfy- feel free to stop by and take a seat

[JustinG]

i would highly recommend AGAINST pulling out the bed, a few bolts sheared off, when me and my roomates man piled on someone. So unless you replace the bolts, or just dislike the person and want them folded up in the couch.......

That thing has been all over the place BTW, remember when my parents bought it, then it was with my bro in nova for 3 years, then sat in the garage, and I took it for 3 years, then Thayer/DJ/Goodspeeds for 1, and now.....IM JUST SO PROUD

[Ryan T]

We discovered that the bed is actually quite usable if you put the two cushions from the couch portion between the falling bedframe and the mattress itself. Ends up being pretty level and about as comfortable as can be expected. Glad it found a new MM home!

[Goodspeed]

That thing has been all over the place BTW, remember when my parents bought it, then it was with my bro in nova for 3 years, then sat in the garage, and I took it for 3 years, then Thayer/DJ/Goodspeeds for 1, and now.....IM JUST SO PROUD

[Ole]

Speaking of couches.....This is from Google Maps. The house is where my son lived while attending Embry-Riddle in Prescott, AZ. Notice the Miata with the SCCA decal on the back bumper. This couch used to be in our basement here in No. VA. It's Nationwide! :bow:

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Sorry, I didn't know how to save as a pic then upload.......

[JustinG]

awesome

[.RJ]