08-10-2010, 08:04 AM
Many moons have waxed and waned since I last bought a car. My Mazdaspeed 3 has been most excellent transportation. Lots of cargo room, subtle styling, good radio...and it scoots like God's Own Chariot.
But now is the time to put away childish things. I'm closer to 30 than 20, and my student loans mock my financial liberty. So as any of you who can read the FS threads know, I'm selling my Mazda.
Probably to Carmax, because people are assholes.
Anyway. I need a new car. I'm not in any huge rush, as I have a car to drive until I find the right thing...but what is that thing?
That's where you guys come in: I want to hear all of your terrible suggestions. All your bad ideas. I'll probably reject most of them for one reason or another, but hey! that's the fun, amirite?
So let's begin.
First, things to not bother with:
SUV's of any kind. (Save two: Supercharged XTerra or Nice XJ. Because fuck you, that's why.)
Convertibles of any kind.
![[Image: Artwork_Audi_Logo.gif]](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AGlqM3KwLLQ/SVkICLqeQ_I/AAAAAAAAABw/C82Y_Yz8E-I/s320/Artwork_Audi_Logo.gif)
![[Image: vw_logo.jpg]](http://www.vw-auto-parts.com/vw_logo.jpg)
![[Image: Mercedes-Benz_.gif]](http://www.carportals.co.uk/Mercedes-Benz_.gif)
Apart from the above, I'll entertain any suggestion. The above, however, are non-negotiable.
My budget:
$7500 and not a penny more. If they can't be talked down that low, I just can't do it. The whole point of this exercise is to own a car outright, so I can pay off bad debt. Increased financial freedom. Wisdom and maturity. etc, etc. Less would always be better of course, but 7.5 is the max. Sorry, no Grandaddilac-V. :?
What I'm looking for:
A good blend of practicality, luxury, and performance. If it ran on kitten kisses it'd be even better.
Things I'd like:
Wagons would be cool, but not a requirement
Sedans are perfectly acceptable.
Keeping my "OMG TRBO" plate would be a plus.
Manual transmission is highly desirable.
A high degree of reliability. I don't want something I am going to HAVE to wrench on constantly.
A nice interior. Leather would be nice, but not a requirement. Moonroof, same. But I don't want ash burns and seat tears and lovestains and street people ass smell.
Things I don't really like:
Coupes are undesirable, but not an automatic disqualification.
Likewise, Automatic transmissions are undesirable, but again...not an automatic disqualification.
I really don't like rust. Rust is my enemy. Rust is the car killer. Rust is the embodiment of the inherent evil and hostility of the universe.
FWD V8's. Seriously, who thought that was a good idea?
Things I could not give two hoots about:
Fuel economy. (My commute is short. I just don't' give a fuck.)
Blemishes in paint. I understand you can't have anything nice up here. So dents and dings and scratches, meh. Crumbled body panels and bent frames, that I care about. Cosmetic stuff? Whatever.
FWD. I'm not bothered by this like I used to be. AWD is more better, but FWD is fine.
My perfect car would be this:
![[Image: Saab%209-2x.jpg]](http://www.shadetreemechanic.com/images/Saab%209-2x.jpg)
However I have been unable to find one in my budget. Saabaru, or Bugeye wagon or something, they're all just above my price limit. However, I'm eternally impressed at MM's ability to find a good deal, so I leave it to you.
Themes I've considered:
VIP: GS400 + Lots of tint. Reliable, comfortable, powerful, stylish. Nice cozy dick from the heated leather dick warmers. See also: E39, E46, ┬┐CTS?
Boy Racer: FWD Hondacura with a stock suspension. Cheap, fairly reliable, won't bore me to tears. Do TL's come in Manuals? Manual Maxima? Altima 3.5, how cheap are those?
Gravel Express: AWD Wagon. GC8 (or newer) Outback Sport. Megasquirt is hard at work on a plug and play for Subies, so possibility of modification down the road. I really like Julie's Subaru, just not sure if I can live with the P/W ratio.
Swedish Meatball: Saabs are cheap. I can get leather, 200horsepower, 4 doors and a hatch for well within my budget. Should be mostly GM parts, don't know if that's good or bad! Tank on Empty, whippin my momma Volvo. I had an old Volvo 930, and I liked it. S40 maybe? Can I get a Turba Volvo for my budget?
Fuzz: Are ex-Police Chargers in my budget yet? I don't think I could drive a Crown Vic, but I could be real tempted by a Charger.
Jag: Please someone help me to not buy an S-Type. Cheap, V8, cushy, and all Ford parts.
So. Team MM: Assemble! Form of: Car Finder!
I'll be driving my Grandmother's KIA in the meantime, so hubba hubba chop chop.
But now is the time to put away childish things. I'm closer to 30 than 20, and my student loans mock my financial liberty. So as any of you who can read the FS threads know, I'm selling my Mazda.
Probably to Carmax, because people are assholes.
Anyway. I need a new car. I'm not in any huge rush, as I have a car to drive until I find the right thing...but what is that thing?
That's where you guys come in: I want to hear all of your terrible suggestions. All your bad ideas. I'll probably reject most of them for one reason or another, but hey! that's the fun, amirite?
So let's begin.
First, things to not bother with:
SUV's of any kind. (Save two: Supercharged XTerra or Nice XJ. Because fuck you, that's why.)
Convertibles of any kind.
![[Image: Artwork_Audi_Logo.gif]](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AGlqM3KwLLQ/SVkICLqeQ_I/AAAAAAAAABw/C82Y_Yz8E-I/s320/Artwork_Audi_Logo.gif)
![[Image: vw_logo.jpg]](http://www.vw-auto-parts.com/vw_logo.jpg)
![[Image: Mercedes-Benz_.gif]](http://www.carportals.co.uk/Mercedes-Benz_.gif)
Apart from the above, I'll entertain any suggestion. The above, however, are non-negotiable.
My budget:
$7500 and not a penny more. If they can't be talked down that low, I just can't do it. The whole point of this exercise is to own a car outright, so I can pay off bad debt. Increased financial freedom. Wisdom and maturity. etc, etc. Less would always be better of course, but 7.5 is the max. Sorry, no Grandaddilac-V. :?
What I'm looking for:
A good blend of practicality, luxury, and performance. If it ran on kitten kisses it'd be even better.
Things I'd like:
Wagons would be cool, but not a requirement
Sedans are perfectly acceptable.
Keeping my "OMG TRBO" plate would be a plus.
Manual transmission is highly desirable.
A high degree of reliability. I don't want something I am going to HAVE to wrench on constantly.
A nice interior. Leather would be nice, but not a requirement. Moonroof, same. But I don't want ash burns and seat tears and lovestains and street people ass smell.
Things I don't really like:
Coupes are undesirable, but not an automatic disqualification.
Likewise, Automatic transmissions are undesirable, but again...not an automatic disqualification.
I really don't like rust. Rust is my enemy. Rust is the car killer. Rust is the embodiment of the inherent evil and hostility of the universe.
FWD V8's. Seriously, who thought that was a good idea?
Things I could not give two hoots about:
Fuel economy. (My commute is short. I just don't' give a fuck.)
Blemishes in paint. I understand you can't have anything nice up here. So dents and dings and scratches, meh. Crumbled body panels and bent frames, that I care about. Cosmetic stuff? Whatever.
FWD. I'm not bothered by this like I used to be. AWD is more better, but FWD is fine.
My perfect car would be this:
![[Image: Saab%209-2x.jpg]](http://www.shadetreemechanic.com/images/Saab%209-2x.jpg)
However I have been unable to find one in my budget. Saabaru, or Bugeye wagon or something, they're all just above my price limit. However, I'm eternally impressed at MM's ability to find a good deal, so I leave it to you.
Themes I've considered:
VIP: GS400 + Lots of tint. Reliable, comfortable, powerful, stylish. Nice cozy dick from the heated leather dick warmers. See also: E39, E46, ┬┐CTS?
Boy Racer: FWD Hondacura with a stock suspension. Cheap, fairly reliable, won't bore me to tears. Do TL's come in Manuals? Manual Maxima? Altima 3.5, how cheap are those?
Gravel Express: AWD Wagon. GC8 (or newer) Outback Sport. Megasquirt is hard at work on a plug and play for Subies, so possibility of modification down the road. I really like Julie's Subaru, just not sure if I can live with the P/W ratio.
Swedish Meatball: Saabs are cheap. I can get leather, 200horsepower, 4 doors and a hatch for well within my budget. Should be mostly GM parts, don't know if that's good or bad! Tank on Empty, whippin my momma Volvo. I had an old Volvo 930, and I liked it. S40 maybe? Can I get a Turba Volvo for my budget?
Fuzz: Are ex-Police Chargers in my budget yet? I don't think I could drive a Crown Vic, but I could be real tempted by a Charger.
Jag: Please someone help me to not buy an S-Type. Cheap, V8, cushy, and all Ford parts.
So. Team MM: Assemble! Form of: Car Finder!
I'll be driving my Grandmother's KIA in the meantime, so hubba hubba chop chop.
1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442


![[Image: 3nc3mb3pe5T35X05R5a89d88c2f01d21711c0.jpg]](http://images.craigslist.org/3nc3mb3pe5T35X05R5a89d88c2f01d21711c0.jpg)
![[Image: its-a-tarp-fed.jpg]](http://lolfed.com/wp-content/its-a-tarp-fed.jpg)