02-22-2010, 10:40 AM
LMAO wth?
2005 White STi
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02-27-2010, 09:57 PM
At daves with MM.
Anne: I would get naked at a nudist colony. Ryan: You would get naked in front of a bunch of old people but you won't blow me in the bathroom for some bruschetta? Me: Wow, I finally get to use an iPhone, it's like losing your virginity. Jake: (excited as can be) I know right!?!?!?!?!
Jeff Morrison - Used Car Manager
Woodstock Garage, Inc. Chrysler - Dodge - Jeep - RAM Current Stable of Mopar Junk 57 Chrysler Windsor 4drHT - 67 Dodge D100 Short Bed Step Side - 71 Dodge Challenger - 91 Chrysler Lebaron LX 33k mile Survivor - 91 Dodge Dakota V8 - 05 Chrysler Crossfire Roadster - 08 Ram 2500 Cummins
02-27-2010, 11:43 PM
Jeff Wrote:Me: Wow, I finally get to use an iPhone, it's like losing your virginity. In my defense, I sold the damn things for two years. I'll tell you whatever you want to hear about how great and wonderful the Jesus Phone is. Edit: and it took Jeff approximately thirty-seven minutes to type his post on my iPhone.
Now:
'16 Ram 1500 | '97 BMW M3 | Some Press Loan Then: 87 BMW 325e | 91 BMW 535i | 96 BMW 328i | 95 BMW 325i | 95 Mazda Miata | 13 Focus ST | 09 BMW 128i | 00 Pontiac Firebird | 05 Yukon Denali | 96 BMW 328iC | 11 Ford F-150 | 06 BMW M3 | 10 Range Rover SC | '03 Ford Ranger | '18 Ford F-150 | '01 BMW X5 | '98 Volvo S70 T5M 
02-28-2010, 09:20 AM
Jake Wrote:Jeff Wrote:Me: Wow, I finally get to use an iPhone, it's like losing your virginity. Its true, he took fucking forEVER to post that damn thing, however another good quote for the ease of use of the iphone. Ann: "Its like those Geico commercials, its easy enough for a Jeff to use." Edit: this was posted by Julie because Rex feels the need to be logged into every computer he comes in contact with. Edit2: Julie doesn't pay any attention to who is logged in.
1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442
03-01-2010, 11:38 AM
Chris at E-hall discussing the options to replace his starter motor: "I've come to learn that if you ask an MMer if they know how to fix something and they pause for more than two seconds, it means "No, but I would LOVE to tear your car apart and see if I can figure it out.""
Now: 07 Porsche Cayman S | 18 VW Tiguan
Then: 18 VW GTI Autobahn | 95 BMW M3 | 15 VW GTI SE | 12 Kia Optima SX | 2009 VW GTI | 00 BMW 540i Sport | 90 Mazda Miata | 94 Yamaha FZR600R | 1993 Suzuki GS500E | 2003 BMW 325i | 95 Saab 900S
03-01-2010, 07:30 PM
SlimKlim Wrote:Chris at E-hall discussing the options to replace his starter motor: "I've come to learn that if you ask an MMer if they know how to fix something and they pause for more than two seconds, it means "No, but I would LOVE to tear your car apart and see if I can figure it out."" Sooo.... when are we ripping the Jeep apart? lol
Chad
1970 Torino Cobra - N Code 429 - 4 speed - drivable project 2004 Mustang Cobra - for hard-parking 1995 Bronco XLT - 351 - Auto - Sold 2001 Trans Am WS6 - 6 speed - RIP
04-19-2010, 02:40 PM
Went to an autocross down in Norfolk with David and our buddy Will. A first-gen Taurus SHO was there punting cones, which led to many SHO-related jokes. They have continued on Facebook:
![[Image: SHO_Convo.png]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v687/icebook1/SHO_Convo.png) Also went to the ODU car show on Saturday... sent a pic of the lone Supra that was there to Goodspeed. His response? ![[Image: GoodySMS.jpg]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v687/icebook1/GoodySMS.jpg)
Now:
'16 Ram 1500 | '97 BMW M3 | Some Press Loan Then: 87 BMW 325e | 91 BMW 535i | 96 BMW 328i | 95 BMW 325i | 95 Mazda Miata | 13 Focus ST | 09 BMW 128i | 00 Pontiac Firebird | 05 Yukon Denali | 96 BMW 328iC | 11 Ford F-150 | 06 BMW M3 | 10 Range Rover SC | '03 Ford Ranger | '18 Ford F-150 | '01 BMW X5 | '98 Volvo S70 T5M
04-19-2010, 02:49 PM
^^^ Win ^^^
2018 Ducati Panigale V4
Past: 2018 Honda Civic Type-R, 2015 Yamaha R1, 2009 BMW M3, 2013 Aprilia RSV4R, 2006 Honda Ridgeline, 2006 Porsche Cayman S, 2012 Ducati 1199, 2009 Subaru WRX, 2008 CBR1000RR, 2009 Kawasaki ZX-6R, 2000 Toyota Tundra, 2005 Honda CBR600RR, 1996 Acura Integra GS-R, 1996 Acura Integra GS-R, 1997 Honda Civic EX http://www.aclr8.com
04-26-2010, 07:33 PM
I'm makin money bitches!! -Jake Thiewes, wasted at our end of the year party, stepping on change people were dropping, and putting in his pocket.
Now: 07 Porsche Cayman S | 18 VW Tiguan
Then: 18 VW GTI Autobahn | 95 BMW M3 | 15 VW GTI SE | 12 Kia Optima SX | 2009 VW GTI | 00 BMW 540i Sport | 90 Mazda Miata | 94 Yamaha FZR600R | 1993 Suzuki GS500E | 2003 BMW 325i | 95 Saab 900S
04-26-2010, 09:18 PM
^^^
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Current
2006 4Runner V8 Limited|| Currently no BRAPS Past 2007 DRZ400S || 2007 SV650 || 1998 Yamaha RT180 || 1998 XJ Sport || 2002 Subaru WRX Wagon || 1998 XJ Classic || 2002 VW Passat Wagon || 1992 F150 Custom
04-26-2010, 11:02 PM
^lulz
2019 Mazda CX-5 (TURBAH)
(X)2016.5 Mazda CX-5 (X)2010 GTI (x)2011 Lancer Evolution GSR (x)2009 Lancer Ralliart (x)2006 Acura RSX
04-27-2010, 02:29 PM
I still dispute the claim of "wasted" - I was not vomiting and/or removing my clothing.
Now:
'16 Ram 1500 | '97 BMW M3 | Some Press Loan Then: 87 BMW 325e | 91 BMW 535i | 96 BMW 328i | 95 BMW 325i | 95 Mazda Miata | 13 Focus ST | 09 BMW 128i | 00 Pontiac Firebird | 05 Yukon Denali | 96 BMW 328iC | 11 Ford F-150 | 06 BMW M3 | 10 Range Rover SC | '03 Ford Ranger | '18 Ford F-150 | '01 BMW X5 | '98 Volvo S70 T5M
04-27-2010, 03:08 PM
For clarification, the way we measure drunkeness at our parties, drunk is when you feel happy and fuzzy and inebriated. It can range from a slight buzz to speech slurring etc.
Wasted is defined by being particularly loud, rowdy, or doing things that one would most certainly not do whilst sober. *ie: chasing change around a party, removing one's clothing, or dancing on tables. (All of which happened Saturday) Sloppy wasted or trashed is defined by vomiting, passing out, or needing to be taken care of. This has been a Public Service Announcement of The Ken and Joey Weekly Pre-Game and Party Commission. P.S. Thanks for the great season, tune back in next semester for new and exciting offerings from KJWPGPC. 8) Now: 07 Porsche Cayman S | 18 VW Tiguan
Then: 18 VW GTI Autobahn | 95 BMW M3 | 15 VW GTI SE | 12 Kia Optima SX | 2009 VW GTI | 00 BMW 540i Sport | 90 Mazda Miata | 94 Yamaha FZR600R | 1993 Suzuki GS500E | 2003 BMW 325i | 95 Saab 900S
04-27-2010, 11:09 PM
Quote:You said wasted twice..... Wasted and sloppy wasted, two different levels. Sent from my Droid using Tapatalk Now: 07 Porsche Cayman S | 18 VW Tiguan
Then: 18 VW GTI Autobahn | 95 BMW M3 | 15 VW GTI SE | 12 Kia Optima SX | 2009 VW GTI | 00 BMW 540i Sport | 90 Mazda Miata | 94 Yamaha FZR600R | 1993 Suzuki GS500E | 2003 BMW 325i | 95 Saab 900S
06-07-2010, 02:19 PM
RJ asks me to be friends on facebook today....
me: are you on facebook to pick up chicks? Ryan: no so i can pick up more dudes in spandex me: that figures... you moved on from underage girls to men in tights... As RJ Turns Ryan: yup
#99 - 2000 Civic Si (Future H2 Car, Former H1 car)
IPGparts.com, AutoFair Honda, Amsoil, QuikLatch Fasteners NASA-MA Tech Inspector (Retired) 
06-15-2010, 05:56 PM
RJ: I would hit that even if she had herpes
--separate conversation-- RJ: rib fuck her
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
06-15-2010, 09:16 PM
RJ: wow, dont ever google search for "rib fuck"
RJ: i cant unsee that
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth 
06-17-2010, 11:55 AM
Chris: have you seen the one with the chimp mouth fucking a frog?
Chris: at first I wanted to vomit but then I lol'd
06-17-2010, 01:46 PM
i was unable to watch that... takes a different kind of person to not turn that off immediately.
I Am Mike
4 wheels: '01 RAV4 (Formerly '93 Civic CX, '01 S2000, '10 GTI, '09 A4 Avant) 2 wheels: '12 Surly Cross-Check Custom | '14 Trek Madone 2.1 105 | '17 Norco Threshold SL Force 1 | '17 Norco Revolver 9.2 FS | '18 BMC Roadmachine 02 Two | '19 Norco Search XR Steel (Formerly '97 Honda VFR750F, '05 Giant TCR 2, '15 WeThePeople Atlas 24, '10 Scott Scale 29er XT, '11 Cervelo R3 Rival, '12 Ridley X-Fire Red) No longer onyachin. |
