Best MM Quotes of all time
#1
I'll start with the one that started it all:

"It's right next to Mr. Spoiler. That's where I got my wing installed." - Evan

"Cocked and primed" - RJ

"Now I'm all about disrespecting women, but that's just wrong." - Maeng

"That's part of the challenge. If there were piss in it, it'd be easy." - Chan

Matt: "It smells like curdled milk in here."
Chan: "Ummm, that would be the cum."

"I think this goes down as a bad idea, very well executed." - Chan
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#2
didn't we just have a thread like this?

"fast cars and titty bars" - ryan t
I Am Mike
4 wheels:  '01 RAV4 (Formerly '93 Civic CX, '01 S2000, '10 GTI, '09 A4 Avant)
2 wheels: '12 Surly Cross-Check Custom | '14 Trek Madone 2.1 105 | '17 Norco Threshold SL Force 1 | '17 Norco Revolver 9.2 FS | '18 BMC Roadmachine 02 Two | '19 Norco Search XR Steel (Formerly '97 Honda VFR750F, '05 Giant TCR 2, '15 WeThePeople Atlas 24, '10 Scott Scale 29er XT, '11 Cervelo R3 Rival, '12 Ridley X-Fire Red)

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#3
"you gotta have beer with your titties" - mike collins

"the more degrading it is to women, the more fun it is" - RJ
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#4
"i locked dem shits up" - chris p
"i swear it will be running this weekend" - chris h, 4/7/02
I Am Mike
4 wheels:  '01 RAV4 (Formerly '93 Civic CX, '01 S2000, '10 GTI, '09 A4 Avant)
2 wheels: '12 Surly Cross-Check Custom | '14 Trek Madone 2.1 105 | '17 Norco Threshold SL Force 1 | '17 Norco Revolver 9.2 FS | '18 BMC Roadmachine 02 Two | '19 Norco Search XR Steel (Formerly '97 Honda VFR750F, '05 Giant TCR 2, '15 WeThePeople Atlas 24, '10 Scott Scale 29er XT, '11 Cervelo R3 Rival, '12 Ridley X-Fire Red)

No longer onyachin.
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#5
"I need a girlfriend, so I can enter her" - Gerald on IM
My two feet.
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#6
"you sluts want a ride?" -Gerald, while we were driving around in the snow in The WingÔäó
SM #55 | 06 Titan | 12 Focus | 06 Exige | 14 CX-5
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#7
"hey boy, get in the car boy"
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#8
"If you buy those cookies i'll punch you in the dick" - RJ, discussing girl scout cookies with Maeng
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#9
mongooze Wrote:"I need a girlfriend, so I can enter her" - Gerald on IM

Hey! I was talking about entering her...in the MM Ladies Gun Marksmanship contest.
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#10
"gimme your cock" - mike
I Am Mike
4 wheels:  '01 RAV4 (Formerly '93 Civic CX, '01 S2000, '10 GTI, '09 A4 Avant)
2 wheels: '12 Surly Cross-Check Custom | '14 Trek Madone 2.1 105 | '17 Norco Threshold SL Force 1 | '17 Norco Revolver 9.2 FS | '18 BMC Roadmachine 02 Two | '19 Norco Search XR Steel (Formerly '97 Honda VFR750F, '05 Giant TCR 2, '15 WeThePeople Atlas 24, '10 Scott Scale 29er XT, '11 Cervelo R3 Rival, '12 Ridley X-Fire Red)

No longer onyachin.
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#11
jester0097: i was red misted as shit chasing down a damn p-car one session
jester0097: was slowly catching him
jester0097: few more laps and his ass was grass
DrgnfiendAtWork: instead, you were in the grass
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#12
GVGuevara: GVGuevara: on tonight's episode of CSI Special Victims Unit...
Maengelito: "looks like another thumb in the ass murder... bag her and tag her boys"
2018 Ducati Panigale V4

Past: 2018 Honda Civic Type-R, 2015 Yamaha R1, 2009 BMW M3, 2013 Aprilia RSV4R, 2006 Honda Ridgeline, 2006 Porsche Cayman S, 2012 Ducati 1199, 2009 Subaru WRX, 2008 CBR1000RR, 2009 Kawasaki ZX-6R, 2000 Toyota Tundra, 2005 Honda CBR600RR, 1996 Acura Integra GS-R, 1996 Acura Integra GS-R, 1997 Honda Civic EX

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#13
" :?: "
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#14
GVGuevara: maybe i can delegate evil plans
GVGuevara: and create an evil organization
jester0097: fight club
GVGuevara: drift club
GVGuevara: "Your first assignment is to go start a drift battle with someone else on the street..."
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#15
"Sooo...can I buy this E30?" - Chan (all the time) :roll:
:wink:
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#16
i missed out on many a great OG quote but i can remember few good ones:

"you wanna street race Feersty!? i'll ROLL yer ass" - mike

"you covet mad shit" - mike

"UH...CONTROL...we have, ah.....CAR...IN...TREE!!" - JayRay

"fucking echo" - chris

"OOOOOOOOOOOO!" - gi joe

does anyone remember when we were at VIR this spring and we watched that ridiculous ping pong game on TV in that restaurant? i'm sure there was a quote about that.

even though it has nothing to do with MM, i'll put up this quote since Jay is in MM.
"is that smell food, or my ass?" - JayRay
2010 Civic Si
2019 4Runner TRD Off-Road
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#17
Grumpy (Jim Politi) talking to Sean:

"If there's a car rolled over, ITS A FUCKING EMERGENCY!!!"
2018 Ducati Panigale V4

Past: 2018 Honda Civic Type-R, 2015 Yamaha R1, 2009 BMW M3, 2013 Aprilia RSV4R, 2006 Honda Ridgeline, 2006 Porsche Cayman S, 2012 Ducati 1199, 2009 Subaru WRX, 2008 CBR1000RR, 2009 Kawasaki ZX-6R, 2000 Toyota Tundra, 2005 Honda CBR600RR, 1996 Acura Integra GS-R, 1996 Acura Integra GS-R, 1997 Honda Civic EX

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#18
MichaelJComputer Wrote:"i swear it will be running this weekend" - chris h, 4/7/02

LOL! Chris Hawley has terminal boost rot...
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#19
Evan: Maeng you had better not put a sub in the STi.
Evan: I will kill you
Maeng: Too late
2018 Ducati Panigale V4

Past: 2018 Honda Civic Type-R, 2015 Yamaha R1, 2009 BMW M3, 2013 Aprilia RSV4R, 2006 Honda Ridgeline, 2006 Porsche Cayman S, 2012 Ducati 1199, 2009 Subaru WRX, 2008 CBR1000RR, 2009 Kawasaki ZX-6R, 2000 Toyota Tundra, 2005 Honda CBR600RR, 1996 Acura Integra GS-R, 1996 Acura Integra GS-R, 1997 Honda Civic EX

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#20
"..... RJs mom...." - most of us
"...... Evans mom....." - most of the OGs
"....... Brians mom...." - mostly Evan and RJ
"..... Evans sister....." - mostly me :lol:

"snoop dogg drinks!" - me
#99 - 2000 Civic Si (Future H2 Car, Former H1 car)
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