Black E36 + White-haired lady + MM sticker?!
#1
Who's old car is this? Joey and I saw it at Fox Mill/Fairfax County Parkway. I waved and realized that the white-haired older lady had no clue why two young guys thought her car was cool.

It's a black E36 328i sedan with a yellow MM sticker near one of the foglights. Had the 'sport' wheels (i.e. not bottlecaps).

Boobies, was this yours?
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#2
probably Hunters grandma Wink
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#3
i never want to see "white haired older lady" and "boobies" mentioned in the same post again
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ScottyB Wrote:i never want to see "white haired older lady" and "boobies" mentioned in the same post again

+1
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#5
No kidding.

The other day there was this white haired older lady walking down the street and she just took her clothes off RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ME and her saggy wrinkly boobies were just right there, hangin' out. Like a pair of half inflated tube socks flappin' in the breeze. Just dead, wilted, meatlogs laying sadly on a bony chest.
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CaptainHenreh Wrote:No kidding.

The other day there was this white haired older lady walking down the street and she just took her clothes off RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ME and her saggy wrinkly boobies were just right there, hangin' out. Like a pair of half inflated tube socks flappin' in the breeze. Just dead, wilted, meatlogs laying sadly on a bony chest.

That just conjured a Ren & Stimpy type picture of a woman in my head. Threw up in my mouth a little.
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Ryan T Wrote:That just conjured a Ren & Stimpy type picture of a woman in my head. Threw up in my mouth a little.

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#8
That's some guy who was barely involved when I joined, lived in south view with an MM sticker over one of his fogs. Never came to meetings or events but he did do some serious standing burnouts one Friday night in Squire. Oh! yeah, he's the guy who got his car "stolen", and it was just sitting in Squire with the lights on, windows down and the keys inside for 3-4 days right next to my BMW. I think that story is on this forum somewhere. That was great.

He must have sold the car or given it back to his parents. I used to see him every once in a while in NoVA but he never really acknowledged me.
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#9
Yep- that car lives back in the Franklin Farm area.. Jake, the car actually sits on the same road that Justin lives! Was curious when I saw it last year, but sounds like an interesting story...
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#10
we can go remove that MM sticker.
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#11
^ this..
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#12
Kaan Wrote:we can go remove that MM sticker.

I'm sure Oldie McSaggytits wouldn't even notice. We should.
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#13
I'll volunteer to distract her while you guys get the stick Wink
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TorinoCobra070 Wrote:I'll volunteer to distract her while you guys get the stick Wink

just make sure i cant see you try'n to get your game on
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DavidL Wrote:Yep- that car lives back in the Franklin Farm area.. Jake, the car actually sits on the same road that Justin lives! Was curious when I saw it last year, but sounds like an interesting story...

Are there Oaktonites in da club?
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#16
Mike Wrote:
DavidL Wrote:Yep- that car lives back in the Franklin Farm area.. Jake, the car actually sits on the same road that Justin lives! Was curious when I saw it last year, but sounds like an interesting story...

Are there Oaktonites in da club?

Joey, Kaan and I are in Fairfax. David L is in Oakton, David M in Herndon/Oakton.


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Now:
'16 Ram 1500 | '97 BMW M3 | Some Press Loan

Then:
87 BMW 325e | 91 BMW 535i | 96 BMW 328i | 95 BMW 325i | 95 Mazda Miata | 13 Focus ST | 09 BMW 128i | 00 Pontiac Firebird | 05 Yukon Denali | 96 BMW 328iC | 11 Ford F-150 | 06 BMW M3 | 10 Range Rover SC | '03 Ford Ranger | '18 Ford F-150 | '01 BMW X5 | '98 Volvo S70 T5M
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#17
Jake Wrote:
Mike Wrote:
DavidL Wrote:Yep- that car lives back in the Franklin Farm area.. Jake, the car actually sits on the same road that Justin lives! Was curious when I saw it last year, but sounds like an interesting story...

Are there Oaktonites in da club?

Joey, Kaan and I are in Fairfax. David L is in Oakton, David M in Herndon/Oakton.


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Holy crap, I guess we will be seeing some MMers at CDC and WDCR-SCCA autoxes now. :thumbup:
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#18
I'll come to CDC stuff. Not a big fan of the WDCR SCCA crowd.
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#19
Kaan Wrote:
TorinoCobra070 Wrote:I'll volunteer to distract her while you guys get the stick Wink

just make sure i cant see you try'n to get your game on

Your loss...
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#20
Jake Wrote:
Mike Wrote:
DavidL Wrote:Yep- that car lives back in the Franklin Farm area.. Jake, the car actually sits on the same road that Justin lives! Was curious when I saw it last year, but sounds like an interesting story...

Are there Oaktonites in da club?

Joey, Kaan and I are in Fairfax. David L is in Oakton, David M in Herndon/Oakton.


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i'm talkin high school.
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