Cool cars for sale that ain't yours!

[Senor_Taylor]

Do you like mullets and tripping acid? Do you love Nascar but also enjoy fresh beetz like Future and Drake? Do you like cars so loud that you can no longer hear fresh beetz like Future and Drake? Is your left foot broken? If you answered yes to any of those questions, I may possibly have the car for you!

Introducing: Scott's Camaro! This 2010 SS Cheverolet Camaro sports a fancy paint job that's sure to wow 16 year old girls at your local high school. It has a special autoflex job that shifts between so many colors that most women (and men) will be so confused and disoriented, that they'll never notice how ugly you are! It also comes with a fully built motor, including, but not limited to: pistons, head, block, hoses, radiator, alternator, spark plug, more hoses, wiper blade, and many more! It also has a forced induction turbo charger spool for much fast, wow! Putting down a whopping ????? horsepower, you're sure to melt the competition into the ground at your local dragstrip, that's if you can make it there on a single tank of gas! It features a state of the art automatic transmission with at least five (5) smooth gears, allowing you to go from grocery getter, to a weekend in jail and a suspended license quickly and easily! This wonderful machine comes with large tires the size of small countries at all corners, which is why this car is being sold. The current owner can not afford new rubber, so he is quickly liquidating assets. His loss is your gain! Also included is a harness bar and race seats! We'll even throw in the chronic lower back pain and nausea for free if you act now!

Accolades:
- This car has garnered many facebook likes and comments, with at least 10% of all comments not about mullets.
- This car holds the world record for most car talked about, but never seen in action. Verified by Guiness in May 2016
- This car also holds the record for simultaneously being the fastest and slowest car in Madison Motorsports at the same time. It is said to be a quantum car, in which its speed can not be measured.
- This car has received much recognition online, including such raving reviews as "Whoever is the jerk with the crazy colored Camaro with no mufflers driving by the bookstore and revving your engine, no one likes you and your car is too loud!"

Current bidding starts at one limited edition, microwave safe, Dale Earnhardt commemorative plate, but is expected to well exceed the value of 2 limited edition, microwave safe, Dale Earnhardt commemorative plates. Act quickly! <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/282132312818">http://www.ebay.com/itm/282132312818</a><!-- m -->

[rherold9]

Were you drunk last night or very bored? or both? :lol:

[Ken]

Were you drunk last night or very bored? or both? :lol:

I saw the timestamp on the post and was super excited to see what it could possibly be... slightly disappointed.

[Senor_Taylor]

Por que no las dos?

[Goodspeed]

Well, it was mine...if anyone wants my old Miata, the current owner in Denver is planning to put it up for sale soon. It's being muscled out by his new toy...

[Mike]

that'd be a nice road trip and i do want a toy in the near future...

[Goodspeed]

that'd be a nice road trip and i do want a toy in the near future...

It would be really cool for that car to make it all the way out west...and given the roads and scenery I came across out there, a toy like it is kind of a must have. Anyone who's interested, I can pass along his contact info.

[ScottyB]

Well, it was mine...if anyone wants my old Miata, the current owner in Denver is planning to put it up for sale soon.

:!:

that's awesome! one of my favorite miatas ever. wish i could bring it back into the MM fold.

also, props to that guy for a hell of a stable. i like his style.

[Steve85]

that's awesome! one of my favorite miatas ever. wish i could bring it back into the MM fold.

A - greed.

[JPolen01]

that's awesome! one of my favorite miatas ever. wish i could bring it back into the MM fold.

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One of my favorites as well. I have zero use for a miata right now, but if I was looking for one I think that would be it.

[.RJ]

Price?

[fiveoh2go]

Has he changed much on it?

[Senor_Taylor]

Has he changed much on it?

Rumor has it that the oil is not factory.

[SlimKlim]

Has he changed much on it?

Rumor has it that the oil is not factory.

He meant did the new owner mess with any of Goody's mods you dildo.

http://www.mmsports.org/forum/viewtopic....&start=220

[Senor_Taylor]

Has he changed much on it?

Rumor has it that the oil is not factory.

He meant did the new owner mess with any of Goody's mods you dildo.

http://www.mmsports.org/forum/viewtopic....&start=220

I'm not a dildo; women don't like me nearly as much.

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[Goodspeed]

Has he changed much on it?

Only changes seem to be that the driver seat is now on a slider, he changed to a different steering wheel and did some suspension tuning. His main goal was to turbo or SC it but never got around to it.

Price?

I asked him, sounds like he's still putting the ad together but I'll post here what he sends me

[davej]

Oh man, if only I had just totaled out my, lets say 96 328 vert, and was looking for another car...

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2006 Volvo V70R, 6-speed manual Atacama, like new 47K Miles



Red is my least favorite of their colors for that interior, but a 6spd V70R is hard enough to come by, and this looks real clean.

[JPolen01]

I'm all for cool weird rare cars but what the fuck does a single guy living in NOVA need a ginormous boat like that for? Not to mention it is in god awful red.

[davej]

So Joey and I can ogle it once or twice a year, duh.

[Senor_Taylor]

Not to mention it is in god awful red.

Nobody cares how it is in red. We all care how it is in bed.