Best MM Quotes of all time

**Jeff** · 04-26-2006, 01:33 AM

TurboOmni08: what it do?
Ryan T: ?
TurboOmni08: its a rap music thing. Its like "whats up?"
Ryan T: ah
Ryan T: i hate rap

**Mike** · 04-26-2006, 09:49 AM

me: you hear that? that's my nuts.

**G.Irish** · 04-26-2006, 02:47 PM

We were playing Karaoke Revolution.

*tapping sound on the microphone*

Mike Wrote:Mike: you hear that? that's my nuts.

**Ryan T** · 04-26-2006, 03:00 PM

stubbs3k (2:32:04 PM): yo is someone bringing soda and stuff to the movie
stubbs3k (2:32:06 PM): I can bring cups
stubbs3k (2:32:11 PM): god...how I can bring cups

**Goodspeed** · 04-30-2006, 02:57 AM

Drunk Aaron: HIT ME!
Drunk Aaron: HIT ME!
Girl: You're not even dealt in...(deals cards)...NOW you're dealt in
Drunk Aaron: HIT ME!

**Ryan T** · 04-30-2006, 03:06 AM

Adam: Is there blood on my bumper?
Goodspeed: No, why?
Adam: Because I just hit a rabbit. He zigged, he zagged...and he zagged the wrong way!

**Jeff** · 05-03-2006, 10:14 AM

Rex (from the back of the Sebring) - Do you have any idea how gay we look right now?
Me- Alright, I've had enough, I nominate Rex to get prison raped!
Rex- What? You can't nominate someone to get raped!! Anal rape is not a democratic process.
Nick- HeÔÇÖs got you there...

ScottyB · 05-04-2006, 12:42 AM

(driving back from dinner in Chan's accord on Saturday night with Chan driving, and Jess, RJ, me, Andrew as passengers)

Chan - "yeah, i knew it wouldn't pass emmisions so i just took the cat off and gave it the old broomstick abortion"

*collective silence, then hilarity*

Jess · 05-04-2006, 01:10 AM

ScottyB Wrote:(driving back from dinner in Chan's accord on Saturday night with Chan driving, and Jess, RJ, me, Andrew as passengers)

ScottyB, in the same car ride, making fun of all Georgians:

"dew whaaa??"

Feersty · 05-04-2006, 08:43 AM

ScottyB Wrote:(driving back from dinner in Chan's accord on Saturday night with Chan driving, and Jess, RJ, me, Andrew as passengers)

Chan - "yeah, i knew it wouldn't pass emmisions so i just took the cat off and gave it the old broomstick abortion"

*collective silence, then hilarity*

ROFL

**JohnC** · 05-04-2006, 03:40 PM

(14:34:49) Ryan Jenkins: i dunno, when ricers say i'm going "all out" it irritates me
(14:35:02) Ryan Jenkins: i guess my suspension is "all out" too
(14:37:07) Johnathan Chapin: fits in with your overall homosexual theme i guess
(14:37:15) Ryan Jenkins: hah
(14:37:29) Ryan Jenkins: i'd rather go "all out" all over evan's sister though

**Ryan T** · 05-07-2006, 01:53 AM

montyp5000: ever shot a .50 cal?
TurboOmni08: no...
TurboOmni08: its rediculous
montyp5000: shot a squirrell in the head with one
TurboOmni08: WOW
TurboOmni08: lol
montyp5000: feels like its gonna blow your arm off
TurboOmni08: its not a plinker
montyp5000: when you shoot it
TurboOmni08: I bet
montyp5000: but when you see a squirrells head explode
montyp5000: its worth it
TurboOmni08: LOL

**Jeff** · 05-11-2006, 11:36 PM

Me- ÔÇ£Total Gym for the win!!!ÔÇØ
Sylvia- ÔÇ£Did you just say toe jam?ÔÇØ

.RJ · 05-17-2006, 08:31 AM

RJ: I cant take the bike out for touring laps can I?
Evan: Just because you know you're an idiot doesnt mean that they know you're an idiot.

Fyrfytr · 05-17-2006, 10:38 AM

.RJ Wrote:RJ: I cant take the bike out for touring laps can I?
Evan: Just because you know you're an idiot doesnt mean that they know you're an idiot.

:lol:

so true!

**JohnC** · 05-23-2006, 09:03 AM

(07:22:45) Johnathan Chapin: we knew it all along, but gerald is going to be the death of us all
(07:29:24) Ryan Jenkins: speak for yourself
(07:29:31) Ryan Jenkins: i'm going to quarantine myself from him
(07:31:41) Ryan Jenkins: he makes me look i make downright reasonable decisions

Evan · 05-31-2006, 05:38 PM

Andrew: My sister's birthday and mine are a week apart, I think we are going to celebrate it together
Evan: Family bath night?

**G.Irish** · 06-01-2006, 10:34 AM

*Girl at our house late night, looking at Mikey's Sparco Evo's in the den*
Girl: Are those space chairs?
Mikey: They're car chairs but you can take 'em in space.

**Jeff** · 07-24-2006, 12:06 AM

WhiTe97DSM: i dont see the diff in motorsports club and car club
TurboOmni08: dude, its the mentality
TurboOmni08: you drive a kitted DSM...it will be hard for you to understand ;-)
WhiTe97DSM: ha
WhiTe97DSM: i understnad that

**JustinG** · 07-24-2006, 12:08 AM

TurboOmni08 Wrote:WhiTe97DSM: i dont see the diff in motorsports club and car club
TurboOmni08: dude, its the mentality
TurboOmni08: you DROVE a kitted DSM...it will be hard for you to understand ;-)
WhiTe97DSM: ha
WhiTe97DSM: i understnad that

corrected it for you....

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