RJ: i dont want to ever sleep with a whore that stuck her head through a toilet seat while getting plugged
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
Excerpted from daughters email pleading for assistance in fixing her Cabrio:
Quote:1. Broken driver side window-pretty common from what I've read (I joined this website <!-- w --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.vwvortex.com..">www.vwvortex.com..</a><!-- w -->. kinda like Steve's forum only less cool because these guys fix up vw cabrios like Honda's and think it's cool)
5. Engine-I'm not saying buy a completely new engine for the car, but maybe have someone actually figure out why it roars like it was the love child of a go-kart and 18-wheeler would be cool
Current: 1985 LS1 Corvette | 2014 328i Wagon F31
Former: 2010 Ford Edge | 1999 Integra GS
I have a little bit of a rub near lock but if you are turned to lock on a track there are other problems already...
ROFL! MM wrench day on VWs... i'm sure we can figure it out. most of us have scratched our heads about VWs at least once.
#99 - 2000 Civic Si (Future H2 Car, Former H1 car)
IPGparts.com, AutoFair Honda, Amsoil, QuikLatch Fasteners
NASA-MA Tech Inspector (Retired)
Ginger - no no, we can't use the binary scale for that, because not every girl you have given a 1 is worth seeing my balls over.
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Apoc - I don't care if balls are touching
#99 - 2000 Civic Si (Future H2 Car, Former H1 car)
IPGparts.com, AutoFair Honda, Amsoil, QuikLatch Fasteners
NASA-MA Tech Inspector (Retired)
Apoc: figs looks like ballsacks and are delicious
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
The Ginger one makes me lol every time I read it.
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
While eating dinner with Kaan and Sylvia and discussing their age difference
Me: Kaan, you are the Voltron generation, Sylvia is the Power Ranger generation.
Sylvia: What is Voltron?
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speaking of voltron
the subject is stupid trendy bicycles
me: so now its not just ss its belt drive, you and rj are becoming the same person
Andrew: hahahaha
me: it used to be just that rj was becoming gingerfied
now you want a 29er singlespeed belt drive?
Andrew: how can I gingerify myself?
me: thats so fucking RJ i dont even know what to say
you are RJifing yourself
he is gingerfying himself
me: pretty soon you guys are going to be like spandex voltron
Dragon Wrote:While eating dinner with Kaan and Sylvia and discussing their age difference
Me: Kaan, you are the Voltron generation, Sylvia is the Power Ranger generation.
Sylvia: What is Voltron?
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This is my favorite game. Ask this kind of question, get this kind of response.
2019 Impreza Sport
(10:56:51 AM) Derecola: why am I listening to the spice girls
(10:58:25 AM) RJ: because you're a closet homosexual
(11:02:55 AM) Derecola: motherfucker
(11:03:00 AM) RJ: haha
(11:03:15 AM) RJ: there's no other reason a man should be listening to spice girls
(11:03:16 AM) RJ: sorry
(11:03:18 AM) RJ: you love cock
(11:03:25 AM) Derecola: they have tits
(11:03:32 AM) RJ: not on the radio
(11:03:36 AM) Derecola: lol
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
fuck you for getting "wanna be" or whatever stuck in my head
"Should we just drive back tonight??" -Sebring, FL @Sonny's B-B-Q 9:35P.M.
"Dude, maybe we can make registration at the autocross in the morning"
"We're going to make it, holy sh!t" Afton Mountain, VA 9:07 A.M.
02' BMW 330i
20' CX-5 GTR
jgallamorÔÇïe: im excited about mikeys hatch
but im gonna miss the whole ZOMG AWD TURBOS
me: mikey's snatch?
jgallamorÔÇïe: that too
hoping he gives me a discount on his snatch
Jeff Morrison - Used Car Manager
Woodstock Garage, Inc.
Chrysler - Dodge - Jeep - RAM
Current Stable of Mopar Junk
57 Chrysler Windsor 4drHT - 67 Dodge D100 Short Bed Step Side - 71 Dodge Challenger - 91 Chrysler Lebaron LX 33k mile Survivor - 91 Dodge Dakota V8 - 05 Chrysler Crossfire Roadster - 08 Ram 2500 Cummins
snatch is free with removal of my pile.
I Am Mike
4 wheels: '01 RAV4 (Formerly '93 Civic CX, '01 S2000, '10 GTI, '09 A4 Avant)
2 wheels: '12 Surly Cross-Check Custom | '14 Trek Madone 2.1 105 | '17 Norco Threshold SL Force 1 | '17 Norco Revolver 9.2 FS | '18 BMC Roadmachine 02 Two | '19 Norco Search XR Steel (Formerly '97 Honda VFR750F, '05 Giant TCR 2, '15 WeThePeople Atlas 24, '10 Scott Scale 29er XT, '11 Cervelo R3 Rival, '12 Ridley X-Fire Red)
No longer onyachin.
you two play safely
#99 - 2000 Civic Si (Future H2 Car, Former H1 car)
IPGparts.com, AutoFair Honda, Amsoil, QuikLatch Fasteners
NASA-MA Tech Inspector (Retired)
Joey: I wonder if the Miata would do a good dramatic e-brake stop on those plasticy tires
Jake: It would probably do a good dramatic e-brake slam into the ditch
Joey: I guffawed, at my desk
Now:
'16 Ram 1500 | '97 BMW M3 | Some Press Loan
Then:
87 BMW 325e | 91 BMW 535i | 96 BMW 328i | 95 BMW 325i | 95 Mazda Miata | 13 Focus ST | 09 BMW 128i | 00 Pontiac Firebird | 05 Yukon Denali | 96 BMW 328iC | 11 Ford F-150 | 06 BMW M3 | 10 Range Rover SC | '03 Ford Ranger | '18 Ford F-150 | '01 BMW X5 | '98 Volvo S70 T5M
(10:24:23 AM) Rex: I wish the Panamera had come out 5 years ago.
(10:24:30 AM) Rex: Those are gonna be cheap as fuck and awesome.
(10:25:54 AM) Rex: Everyone is like "ZOMG it's terrible"
(10:26:03 AM) Rex: but to me I'm like "meh, where's the terrible again?"
(10:26:07 AM) Rex: Is the terrible in the v8?
(10:26:10 AM) Rex: in the bitchin brakes?
(10:26:13 AM) Rex: where's the terribel?
(10:26:41 AM) Derecola: all in the badge
(10:27:01 AM) Derecola: it makes people remorseful and feel guilty for liking it
(10:27:03 AM) Derecola: so they don't
(10:27:19 AM) Derecola: kinda like watching raped themed porn
(10:27:26 AM) Rex: that's exactly it.
(10:27:35 AM) Rex: "I am turned on, but dirty."
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
Discussing a BMW 750iL Highline Edition (aka the most baller of ballermobiles from the late 90s):
![[Image: highlineson.jpg]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v687/icebook1/highlineson.jpg)
Now:
'16 Ram 1500 | '97 BMW M3 | Some Press Loan
Then:
87 BMW 325e | 91 BMW 535i | 96 BMW 328i | 95 BMW 325i | 95 Mazda Miata | 13 Focus ST | 09 BMW 128i | 00 Pontiac Firebird | 05 Yukon Denali | 96 BMW 328iC | 11 Ford F-150 | 06 BMW M3 | 10 Range Rover SC | '03 Ford Ranger | '18 Ford F-150 | '01 BMW X5 | '98 Volvo S70 T5M
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