09-30-2009, 10:59 AM
I just want to make sure "deadly floor mats" don't take out any MMers or your families. It would be quite embarrassing. In case of severe floor mat attack where the floor mat cannot be quickly removed by your foot, try these survival techniques in this order:
Use the other pedal beside the gas pedal instead of calling 911. The brakes on any car are much stronger than the engine.
Shift into neutral (I'm assuming deadly floor mats don't usually attack manual transmission drivers).
Turn off the engine. Often this is done by doing the reverse of whatever you did to turn it on.
Use the emergency brake. I know, you may have thought it was called the parking brake, but it may prove useful since parking is your ultimate goal.
Once stopped, use a long sharp stick to dislodge the floormat and pull it on to the ground. Keep a safe distance, call 911 and await a hazmat or wildlife control truck to deal with it. Do not touch or further provoke the floor mat without proper protective equipment and training.
Don't call us (or sue us) if you fail to stop the car. There is NO CHANCE the braking system, shifter mechanism, parking brake, and ignition all failed at the exact same time.
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"In August, an off-duty California state trooper and three members of his family were killed in the San Diego area in a crash of a 2009 Lexus ES350.
Before the crash, a passenger in the car had called 911 and told dispatchers that the accelerator was stuck and the car had reached 120 miles per hour (193 km per hour)."
First, I wish they'd word this correctly. The negligent driver killed his family. I know, it's a terrible thing to say. But if someone dies because of a stuck gas pedal or throttle body, it's safe to say it was really the driver's fault, not the car. News stories about car crashes are always worded this way though. "The car left the roadway and struck a tree, killing all the occupants", instead of "The DRIVER failed to stay on the road and guided their innocent car into a tree. Though dead, he/she is still being charged with 3 counts of manslaughter".
This kind of thing pisses me off. And no points for Toyota rolling over and dying on this one. I would have said, "Hey, take out your damn floor mat if you can't handle it, but our floor mats are no more dangerous than anyone else's and we will accept no hint of liability. GTFO."
*edit* reminds me of one of my least favorite songs: "Jesus Take the Wheel"
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No. IF YOU ARE SLIDING, KEEP YOUR HANDS ON THE WHEEL AND KEEP TRYING TO DRIVE. Jesus was a carpenter 2000 years ago. He has no experience driving a car, let alone recovering from a skid.
Use the other pedal beside the gas pedal instead of calling 911. The brakes on any car are much stronger than the engine.
Shift into neutral (I'm assuming deadly floor mats don't usually attack manual transmission drivers).
Turn off the engine. Often this is done by doing the reverse of whatever you did to turn it on.
Use the emergency brake. I know, you may have thought it was called the parking brake, but it may prove useful since parking is your ultimate goal.
Once stopped, use a long sharp stick to dislodge the floormat and pull it on to the ground. Keep a safe distance, call 911 and await a hazmat or wildlife control truck to deal with it. Do not touch or further provoke the floor mat without proper protective equipment and training.
Don't call us (or sue us) if you fail to stop the car. There is NO CHANCE the braking system, shifter mechanism, parking brake, and ignition all failed at the exact same time.
<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSTRE58S69820090929">http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSTRE58S69820090929</a><!-- m -->
"In August, an off-duty California state trooper and three members of his family were killed in the San Diego area in a crash of a 2009 Lexus ES350.
Before the crash, a passenger in the car had called 911 and told dispatchers that the accelerator was stuck and the car had reached 120 miles per hour (193 km per hour)."
First, I wish they'd word this correctly. The negligent driver killed his family. I know, it's a terrible thing to say. But if someone dies because of a stuck gas pedal or throttle body, it's safe to say it was really the driver's fault, not the car. News stories about car crashes are always worded this way though. "The car left the roadway and struck a tree, killing all the occupants", instead of "The DRIVER failed to stay on the road and guided their innocent car into a tree. Though dead, he/she is still being charged with 3 counts of manslaughter".
This kind of thing pisses me off. And no points for Toyota rolling over and dying on this one. I would have said, "Hey, take out your damn floor mat if you can't handle it, but our floor mats are no more dangerous than anyone else's and we will accept no hint of liability. GTFO."
*edit* reminds me of one of my least favorite songs: "Jesus Take the Wheel"
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No. IF YOU ARE SLIDING, KEEP YOUR HANDS ON THE WHEEL AND KEEP TRYING TO DRIVE. Jesus was a carpenter 2000 years ago. He has no experience driving a car, let alone recovering from a skid.
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a van is a good guy with a van