Heinous cars that are trying SO HARD to be well done!
#1
I figured we needed a thread dedicated to the Mingers of the automotive and tuning world. We have a H&B thread, we have a washed and waxed thread, now to keep the Yin and the Yang in harmony I've developed this abomination of a thread.

The first contribution:

S4 with Gallardo wheels. :vomit:

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Great photograph, terrible car.
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#2
Are those motorcycle tires?
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#3
ewwwwwww.... the stretch is out of control. i bet they weigh a freakin ton too
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#4
Justin's as gay as his old RS



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Why do people just post what they are thinking? Without thinking.

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#5
ViPER1313 Wrote:I LOVE COCK

Hahah huh?!?
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#6
WTF? Somebody left their computer logged on...... I hope!
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#7
ninja edit.....

Yes I had a kitted RS with LED underglows......But it had a turbo on it shortly afterwards, if that saves my dignity any
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#8
you know its bad when having an awesomely gigantic fmic can not overcome your cars horrendous wheels
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#9
Some would argue that having a huge FMIC on an S4 is rice.

I'm guilty too, I had interior LEDs in my old WRX :lol:
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#10
WRXtranceformed Wrote:I'm guilty too, I had interior LEDs in my old WRX :lol:
thats not the only reason you're guilty, Mr. Smoked Tail lights :lol:
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#11
^^ haha busted!
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#12
I can't even say this was well done, but it sure is trying! Lincoln Towncar(nage)

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:lol:
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#13
i mean - yeah it is an abomination, but it looks like it was at least done kinda well, or at the very least, as well as it possibly could have been done
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#14
'A' for effort... if nothing else. It still screams Town Car and I'm sure there's way too much money into it now, but it's creative.
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#15
F430 on dubs?!? Don't ever.

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#16
haha, now that is atrocious
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#17
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2005 lotus elise
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2005 lotus elise
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