Cop steals weed, makes brownies, and freaks out
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Found this on the IS forums, laughed my ass off, especially after hearing the 911 call

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Quote:DEARBORN, Mich. (AP) - A police officer in this Detroit suburb was allowed to resign after admitting he took marijuana from criminal suspects and, with his wife, baked it into brownies.

Click Here to Hear the 911 Call

The department's decision not to prosecute former Cpl. Edward Sanchez left a bad taste in the mouth of at least one city official, who vowed to investigate.

"If you're a cop and you're arresting people and you're confiscating the marijuana and keeping it yourself, that's bad. That's real bad," City Councilman Doug Thomas told the Detroit Free Press for a story Thursday.

"That's like apprehending a bank robber and keeping some of the money for yourself."

The newspaper said Sanchez, who resigned last year, declined to comment Wednesday.

Police Cmdr. Jeff Geisinger left a phone message with a Detroit television station saying Sanchez resigned during an internal investigation. Geisinger did not return subsequent calls asking why Sanchez was not prosecuted.

The department's investigation began with a 911 call from Sanchez's home on April 21, 2006. On a 5-inute tape of the call, obtained by the Free Press under the Michigan Freedom of Information Act, Sanchez told an emergency dispatcher he thought he and his wife were overdosing on marijuana.

"I think we're dying," he said. "We made brownies and I think we're dead, I really do."

Sanchez later told police investigators that his wife took the marijuana out of his police vehicle while he was sleeping. In a subsequent interview, he admitted he got the marijuana out of the car himself, put it in the brownie mix and ate the brownies.

What's the score on the Red Wings game?!?

Sound clip of the 911 call:
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What a fuckin newb :lol:
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I'm not a weed guy, but that is fucking hilarious.
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HAHA, poor bastard, "I seriously think we are dead", is it possible to overdose on weed?, i mean i know if its like laced with crack you can, but just straight weed? is that physically possible?
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It is not possible to overdose on weed. That's a hiliarous store though!
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Ryan T Wrote:It is not possible to overdose on weed. That's a hiliarous store though!
This is supposedly a trained individual????
dumbass.
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I think the guy thought that he and his wife had eaten weed that was laced with something else. He probably knew you can't OD from pot, but unfortunately he was too much of a noob to know that eating an entire quarter of marijuana between he and his wife is going to fuck them both up REAL bad and probably make them feel like they're on some other drug.

Poetic justice imo. I'm glad the guy doesn't have his job anymore, but I'd prefer him to face some kind of legal action.
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