01-22-2019, 10:47 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-22-2019, 10:57 PM by CaptainHenreh.)
Come get this thing. Its a 2.0 n/a autotragic VW Jetta with 193k miles and a dead fuel pump.
Panels are straight except for rear bumper which is cracked at the bottom. It's some kind of unicorn, but a shit unicorn where it's not better than any other MKIV but its parts are more expensive.
Clean title, shit interior, paint is medium shit and I want it gone.
Give me some money and you can have it.
"Gee Rex doesn't sound like you're trying too hard to sell it"
Yeah well volkswagens are bullshit I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy, they are the herpes of cars change my mind. If you're dumb enough to buy any VW you're probably dumb enough to buy this piece of scheiße, so come on and do it while we're both young.
Good for parts or masochism or for an art installation about why Germans lost the fucking war.
Pictures? Close your eyes and think of that time you had too much of your grandmother's macaroni and cheese and you suffered for hours as an Eldritch horror creeped through your bowels and slithered out your shithole into the cool water of your granny's commode. Picture what you saw in the bowl right before your wad of Charmin mercifully spared the world of the sight.
Now make it blue, with peeling paint on the roof. There's you're picture.
1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442
You had me at "piece of shit"
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i lol'd. How did this automotive affliction enter your life?
(01-22-2019, 11:00 PM)Goodspeed Wrote: i lol'd. How did this automotive affliction enter your life?
The rain falls the same on the just and the wicked, my friend.
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(01-22-2019, 11:02 PM)CaptainHenreh Wrote: (01-22-2019, 11:00 PM)Goodspeed Wrote: i lol'd. How did this automotive affliction enter your life?
The rain falls the same on the just and the wicked, my friend.
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You should set it up in a field for target practice
With about 100lbs of tannerite loaded in the trunk
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Send it to Paul and let him cut it to pieces
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Paging Zach. I for some reason would see him picking this up
(01-23-2019, 08:47 AM)WRXtranceformed Wrote: You should set it up in a field for target practice
With about 100lbs of tannerite loaded in the trunk
Truly, if I had a place that I could put this and blow it the fuck up I'd fill a 5 gallon bucket with tannerite and
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01-23-2019, 10:05 AM
(This post was last modified: 01-23-2019, 10:07 AM by Sijray21.)
even vw enthusiasts stay away from the mkiv jetta.
my ex had one (the 2.slow). it kept throwing codes for the vr6 engine... it had a horrible design flaw (one of many) that placed the ecu in the engine bay and protected under the rain guard by some plastic. the plastic would crack and the ecu would fry. great job VW.
create a youtube video of you creatively blowing up/destroying the mkiv jetta and monetize it and you'll likely make more money than if you sold it; side benefit of getting the satisfaction of destroying the thing.
I will give you one piece of leftover pizza that has been sitting in my refrigerator for 3 days as payment for this fine automobile. Call me at your earliest convenience.
Why do people just post what they are thinking? Without thinking.
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If this was a VR6, I'd be all over it. I love mk4s but I'm unjaded since mine didn't have electrical issues, just timing chain woes and burning an offensive amount of oil.
That being said, I'll give you $50.
Bring it to my house we can chase cows and jump it until it breaks then blow it up? 
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a van is a good guy with a van
(01-23-2019, 11:38 AM)Gordonovski Wrote: If this was a VR6, I'd be all over it. I love mk4s but I'm unjaded since mine didn't have electrical issues, just timing chain woes and burning an offensive amount of oil.
That being said, I'll give you $50.
I love it how in VW world, thats considered totally no big deal
i'll donate gas and entrance money if you take it to one of these
https://www.wdcr-scca.org/rallycross/
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(01-23-2019, 02:14 PM)ScottyB Wrote: i'll donate gas and entrance money if you take it to one of these
https://www.wdcr-scca.org/rallycross/ No more rally farm? I don't see it on the venue list.
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i think it was too rough/beating up cars. or maybe liability.
the Panthera site is badass if one can stomach the drive out there.
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(01-23-2019, 02:14 PM)ScottyB Wrote: i'll donate gas and entrance money if you take it to one of these
https://www.wdcr-scca.org/rallycross/
If it ran I wouldnt even hesitate.
1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442
(01-23-2019, 04:57 PM)CaptainHenreh Wrote: (01-23-2019, 02:14 PM)ScottyB Wrote: i'll donate gas and entrance money if you take it to one of these
https://www.wdcr-scca.org/rallycross/
If it ran I wouldnt even hesitate.
Wait it doesn't run? $100
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(01-22-2019, 10:47 PM)CaptainHenreh Wrote: dead fuel pump
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a van is a good guy with a van
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