For sale: Pristine mini van

Senor_Taylor · 05-21-2018, 10:14 AM

Hey everyone! My trusted mini van is for sale. 1995 Ford Windstar with ~115,000 miles on it. Fresh oil! Cold AC! May need 2 tires.

Blue on blue, with blue.

Custom inner fender tire lubrication system

Custom quick disconnect mirror installed by a drunk MMer at Hyperfest.

LED underglow to impress your friends. Multi color LED lighting inside to impress your lovers.

Most of the speakers work, so you can play your Twilight audio books.

Never driven hard, always garaged, adult owned, only driven on Sundays.

Custom high visibility reflective tape and yellow lettering on Windows to aide in safety.

Has brakes

Engine runs cool (because the van is so fast, the wind super cools the engine)

Hello Kitty floor mats

**Featured on the social media accounts of such celebrities as VIR, Taylor Johnson, and Vaughn Gittin Jr.

$700 or something, unless you put tires on it, then $900 or something. Clean title. Come get.

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rherold9 · 05-21-2018, 10:16 AM

Why hasn't Jeff Morrison bought this yet? Thought he was burnout king?

.RJ · 05-21-2018, 10:29 AM

(05-21-2018, 10:16 AM)rherold9 Wrote: Why hasn't Jeff Morrison bought this yet? Thought he was burnout king?

Pretty sure he'd get shot for driving a Ford.

rherold9 · 05-21-2018, 10:34 AM

(05-21-2018, 10:29 AM).RJ Wrote: Pretty sure he'd get shot for driving a Ford.

All I see is an excuse

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Sijray21 · (This post was last modified: 05-21-2018, 10:35 AM by Sijray21.)

(05-21-2018, 10:14 AM)Senor_Taylor Wrote: Never driven hard, always garaged, adult owned, only driven on Sundays.

I lol'd

(05-21-2018, 10:29 AM).RJ Wrote:
(05-21-2018, 10:16 AM)rherold9 Wrote: Why hasn't Jeff Morrison bought this yet? Thought he was burnout king?

Pretty sure he'd get shot for driving a Ford.

No turbo (yet)

ScottyB · (This post was last modified: 05-21-2018, 11:44 AM by ScottyB.)

would you say the amount of fart saturation in the seats is (A) a dusting, (B) hearty, or ( C) dank?

Senor_Taylor · 05-21-2018, 12:46 PM

There has been a very low amount of farting in these seats in recent ownership. Largely due to questionable composition of such movements.

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BLINGMW · 05-21-2018, 06:07 PM

(05-21-2018, 10:14 AM)Senor_Taylor Wrote: Custom quick disconnect mirror installed by a drunk MMer at Hyperfest.

That is just unacceptable, who would dare do such a thing!?

Scott · 05-21-2018, 08:10 PM

(05-21-2018, 06:07 PM)BLINGMW Wrote:
(05-21-2018, 10:14 AM)Senor_Taylor Wrote: Custom quick disconnect mirror installed by a drunk MMer at Hyperfest.

That is just unacceptable, who would dare do such a thing!?

Literally every drunk person at hyperfest

JPolen01 · 05-21-2018, 08:36 PM

Something tells me Chan had something to do with this...

.RJ · 05-21-2018, 08:38 PM

did it involve a cane

BLINGMW · 05-22-2018, 01:16 PM

I would never attend such a debaucherous event. Drinking, burnouts, drifting?! What a horrible example to set for my children.

Senor_Taylor · 05-22-2018, 01:53 PM

(05-22-2018, 01:16 PM)BLINGMW Wrote: I would never attend such a debaucherous event. Drinking, burnouts, drifting?! What a horrible example to set for my children.

Yeah, you definitely weren't even there. I remember you volunteering to teach inner city kids karate on that day.

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