Ever had a bad roommate ?

[WRXtranceformed]

Guaranteed he / she wasn't as bad as this one:
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Disclaimer: NSFW!!! This is a really long thread with a series of cliffhanger posts by the author, but it is so unbelievably disgusting / humorous that you won't be able to stop reading. Apparently this is completely true. I can't vouch for it, but his ability as a storyteller is more than enough of a reason to read the thread if you're bored.

Some classic fuckin quotes in this thread too =p
One of my favorites:
but, strangely enough, I have more nightmares about spiders in my bed than storming the evil castle of count von feces."

[ViPER1313]

Wow :!:

[mpg9999]

" I think he was taking shits in the bathtub and covering it with newspapers, like some kind of foul lasagna. "

I could'nt stop laughing after I read that.

[mpg9999]

Alright, I just finished the story. The story itself was hilarious but the end was pretty anticlimatic and disapointing.

[JackoliciousLegs]

"Someone left a used condom in my slipper."
LOL

[ScottyB]

i haven't laughed out loud at a story in a long long time

[Sijray21]

hahaha,

"...and still sometimes jump out of bed in the middle of the night for no reason and attack my sheets."

the "Home Alone" system was awesome! lol

[damnit458]

I seriously doubt the truth behind that story, but it was a great tell. The guy really knows how to buildup to a climax, albeit following with a shitty ending. He really worked the audience also.

Regardless, good tell.

[Sijray21]

I seriously doubt the truth behind that story, but it was a great tell. The guy really knows how to buildup to a climax, albeit following with a shitty ending. He really worked the audience also.

Regardless, good tell.

yeah, especially since he revealed that little detail about the spiders later after he was done. I think he over exaggerated the story if there was one, i also don't believe the whole story, but it was very entertaining.