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Ever had a bad roommate ? - WRXtranceformed - 06-28-2005
Guaranteed he / she wasn't as bad as this one:
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Disclaimer: NSFW!!! This is a really long thread with a series of cliffhanger posts by the author, but it is so unbelievably disgusting / humorous that you won't be able to stop reading. Apparently this is completely true. I can't vouch for it, but his ability as a storyteller is more than enough of a reason to read the thread if you're bored.
Some classic fuckin quotes in this thread too =p
One of my favorites:
but, strangely enough, I have more nightmares about spiders in my bed than storming the evil castle of count von feces."
- ViPER1313 - 06-28-2005
Wow :!:
- mpg9999 - 06-28-2005
" I think he was taking shits in the bathtub and covering it with newspapers, like some kind of foul lasagna. "
I could'nt stop laughing after I read that.
- mpg9999 - 06-28-2005
Alright, I just finished the story. The story itself was hilarious but the end was pretty anticlimatic and disapointing.
- JackoliciousLegs - 06-28-2005
"Someone left a used condom in my slipper."
LOL
- ScottyB - 06-28-2005
i haven't laughed out loud at a story in a long long time
- Sijray21 - 06-29-2005
hahaha,
"...and still sometimes jump out of bed in the middle of the night for no reason and attack my sheets."
the "Home Alone" system was awesome! lol
- damnit458 - 06-29-2005
I seriously doubt the truth behind that story, but it was a great tell. The guy really knows how to buildup to a climax, albeit following with a shitty ending. He really worked the audience also.
Regardless, good tell.
- Sijray21 - 06-29-2005
damnit458 Wrote:I seriously doubt the truth behind that story, but it was a great tell. The guy really knows how to buildup to a climax, albeit following with a shitty ending. He really worked the audience also.
Regardless, good tell.
yeah, especially since he revealed that little detail about the spiders later after he was done. I think he over exaggerated the story if there was one, i also don't believe the whole story, but it was very entertaining.