Best MM Quotes of all time

**Jeff** · 02-11-2005, 12:20 PM

Rex on the 350ci Chevy V8

captainhenreh: "It's freakin' tiny. It's no wonder you can shove that shit into everything."

Maengelito · 02-16-2005, 11:19 PM

Ev V dOg: hey, sex with dudes cant be that bad, right?

**G.Irish** · 02-18-2005, 04:46 PM

Ev V dOg: what is it with you and psycho chicks
Maengelito: i dunno man
Maengelito: they're so easy to manipulate

**G.Irish** · 02-22-2005, 05:44 PM

Speaking of GT4

GVGuevara: i still wish theyd use the japanese GT theme song for the intro
DrgnFiend: I was about ready to masterbate to the intro

.RJ · 02-24-2005, 09:09 PM

TurboOmni08: I've got 700 comin in the mail for e-bay sales
jester0097: nice
jester0097: what j00 sell?
jester0097: ghey pr0n?
TurboOmni08: no
TurboOmni08: I wish
jester0097: u know i just sent that snippet of converstation to about 10 ppl
TurboOmni08: asshole
TurboOmni08: a little gay pron never hurt nobody

.RJ · 02-24-2005, 09:14 PM

Bow down, bitches

montyp5000: rj = god

Feersty · 02-24-2005, 10:22 PM

jester0097: You will be successful as shit
celicaracer31: thanks dude.

.RJ · 02-24-2005, 11:42 PM

:?:

Maengelito · 03-01-2005, 03:21 PM

GVGuevara: your luck sucks like a crippled leprechaun

Dragon · 03-03-2005, 03:20 PM

This right here is true classic Gerald:
GVGuevara: i hope that led to you installing your penis in her asshole
DrgnfiendAtWork: haha, nah dude, can't disrespect her like that, that's my coworkers daughter.
GVGuevara: its not disrespectful if u dont come on her face

**JackoliciousLegs** · 03-03-2005, 03:22 PM

classic Gerald

Dragon · 03-09-2005, 09:57 AM

One to add to classic Gerald moments:
*Gerald starts kicking game to this chick*
Gerald - What's wrong with you girl, I know you ain't deaf or nuffin.
Deaf Girl - (mouthing to Gerald since she is in fact deaf) Actually yes I am

I'm thinking the hearing aids on her friend, and the fact that they were both signing to eachother might have been a clue to the casual observer.

**Mike** · 03-09-2005, 10:24 AM

oh no... last night? that is one of the worst ever.

CaptainHenreh · 03-12-2005, 11:46 AM

Quote:montyp5000: sounds like a very demonic oil change
montyp5000: hope they used synthetic

.RJ · 03-13-2005, 12:26 AM

jester0097: MY HOTEL IS ACROSS THE STREET FROM TONY ROMAS!!!
GVGuevara: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
jester0097: :drooooool:
GVGuevara: I envy you
GVGuevara: Mr. Tony-Roma's-Ribs-Eating-Man
GVGuevara: Beeefaaa Ribbbarruuuuuuuuuuu!!!
GVGuevara: oh shit we need to make some special edition tony roma's shirts with that on it
jester0097: some guy drifting... hanging out the window munching on a rib
GVGuevara: hmmm *strokes chin*

**G.Irish** · 03-29-2005, 11:29 PM

GVGuevara: im going to apply for a tony roma's sponsorship one of these days
jester0097: how cool would that be
jester0097: "the tony roma's integra takes another win"
jester0097: spraying bbq sauce on the podium
jester0097: "i'd like to thank carolina honeys for this race win"

**G.Irish** · 03-29-2005, 11:33 PM

Continuing the convo:

Ev V dOg: "The #56 Tony Romas Integra finished a distant 2nd to the #55 Red Hot and Blue Miata"
Ev V dOg: "The #55 car dominated the field and yet again proved the king of all BBQs"
GVGuevara: nigga please
GVGuevara: Red Hot and Blue is Junior Varsity

Feersty · 03-30-2005, 12:45 AM

IIRC Gerald is always #54. Remember at VIR man, turn 10 we had the numbers at our corner station?

**Mike** · 03-30-2005, 01:02 AM

:?:

no, gerald is #56. do you really think he got his own number wrong in a quote he posted?

**G.Irish** · 03-30-2005, 01:21 AM

Correction: I used to always use 54, but since a lot of the race regions have someone who already has that number I switched to 56. I also switched to 56 to honor Terry Tate.

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