That went from 0-100 real quick.  hock:
I applaud your willingness to fully abandon your dignity in order to sell a joke. :lol: :lol:
EDIT: Please make this your tinder profile picture if you haven't already and screencap the resulting conversations.
Now: 07 Porsche Cayman S | 18 VW Tiguan
Then: 18 VW GTI Autobahn | 95 BMW M3 | 15 VW GTI SE | 12 Kia Optima SX | 2009 VW GTI | 00 BMW 540i Sport | 90 Mazda Miata | 94 Yamaha FZR600R | 1993 Suzuki GS500E | 2003 BMW 325i | 95 Saab 900S
SlimKlim Wrote:That went from 0-100 real quick. hock:
I applaud your willingness to fully abandon your dignity in order to sell a joke. :lol: :lol:
EDIT: Please make this your tinder profile picture if you haven't already and screencap the resulting conversations. Listeeeennnn, listen to the man, he speaketh tinder wisdom.
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That is amazing. 10/10 A+ /thread
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
Well that deserves a Billy Dee Slow Clap. That's beautiful dedication to a multi-generational joke.
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Thank you Taylor for the reminder of this thread. ![[Image: 5af561db0fba2bd242ef7654da5ab449.jpg]](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190731/5af561db0fba2bd242ef7654da5ab449.jpg)
Oh man, forgot about what I posted here
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(07-22-2017, 11:56 AM)Senor_Taylor Wrote: ScottyB Wrote:the solution is to spend it as fast as you can, before anyone notices its fake.
*cough* supercharger *cough* I think this is a better solution ![[Image: 209db108ce5b894880c3d156b988b092.jpg]](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170722/209db108ce5b894880c3d156b988b092.jpg)
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I somehow missed this two years ago. Amazing.
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holy crap how did i miss that... JayRay you need to step up your game son... you can post that after Taylor went all rap star and scrooge mcduck
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(07-31-2019, 07:14 AM)Kaan Wrote: holy crap how did i miss that... JayRay you need to step up your game son... you can post that after Taylor went all rap star and scrooge mcduck Maybe instead of depositing the money I'll change it into $1 bills and make it rain? Like a hurricane booth you used to find in malls. Plus I'm more appreciative of the classic 'moneyshot' picture. I want to see a cock made of cash, god damnit!
(07-31-2019, 08:25 AM)Sijray21 Wrote: (07-31-2019, 07:14 AM)Kaan Wrote: holy crap how did i miss that... JayRay you need to step up your game son... you can post that after Taylor went all rap star and scrooge mcduck Maybe instead of depositing the money I'll change it into $1 bills and make it rain? Like a hurricane booth you used to find in malls. Plus I'm more appreciative of the classic 'moneyshot' picture. I want to see a cock made of cash, god damnit!
JRay is right! I realized today, how much I missed these moneyshot posts!
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on a follow up note... i'll stick to my debit card. lord knows if the $20s in my wallet were in that tub with Taylor
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well done jayray. thought this thread had died a quiet, tired death but i'm glad i was wrong.
LOL, i missed that one with Taylor too. give that man a salute.
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(07-31-2019, 11:41 AM)ScottyB Wrote: well done jayray. thought this thread had died a quiet, tired death but i'm glad i was wrong.
LOL, i missed that one with Taylor too. give that man a salute. To this day when I see a large amount of cash creating an 'RJ Money Shot' picture is the first thing I think of to do. I'm almost disappointed when I get a cashier's check.
10 years of dollar bill dicks, y'all
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
It isn't even worth keeping this going after Taylor's thread-ending shot, but just for ol' times sake, here's one of the saddest ones I've had to make.
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