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Noodles? Jar of sauce?

My poor Italian grandmother just rolled over in her grave.
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(07-18-2018, 09:58 AM)Apoc Wrote: My poor Italian grandmother just rolled over in her grave.

I also cringed. Guess I am spoiled by my wife's homemade sauce every time we have pasta.
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Chef Boyardee

I'm sure you could adapt a sauce recipe for it. I've seen others that don't use jar sauce. But quick and easy is the only reason I eat spaghetti.

Now that I think of it, Spaghetti is my least favorite "Italian" dish. Never even order it when we are out at a good Italian place like Olive Garden.
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Use a can of crushed tomatoes and a few spices. Same effort with better taste and no corn syrup.

The beauty of an IP is you can get the "cooked all day" flavor in 30 minutes.
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Well I failed twice last night to make a decent basmati rice. Think I need more water. I tried a 1 to 1 with dry rice which is what 5he recipe called for and rice came out super sticky and a little hard. Then tried adapting time of first recipe to the IP recommendation of wet rice then 1 to 1. Pretty much the same thing but a little less hard. Still way too sticky for a long grain rice and definitely not better than regular stove top rice.

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You need to rinse the rice, and add in a tiny bit more water than they recommend.

And also... jar of pasta sauce? Might as well cook some fuckin' hot dogs in there, too.
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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(07-18-2018, 09:22 PM).RJ Wrote: Might as well cook some fuckin' hot dogs in there, too.

I just nuke those.
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(07-18-2018, 09:31 PM)JustinG Wrote:
(07-18-2018, 09:22 PM).RJ Wrote: Might as well cook some fuckin' hot dogs in there, too.

I just nuke those.

You are more of a savage than I realized. Do you also put ketchup on hotdogs?
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(07-19-2018, 07:45 AM)JPolen01 Wrote:
(07-18-2018, 09:31 PM)JustinG Wrote:
(07-18-2018, 09:22 PM).RJ Wrote: Might as well cook some fuckin' hot dogs in there, too.

I just nuke those.

You are more of a savage than I realized. Do you also put ketchup on hotdogs?
Sometimes mustard
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Ketchup, mustard, chili, onions. The perfect hotdog.
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Nah, simple is better. Just put some mustard in an "S" shape on the dog and you're set.
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(07-19-2018, 08:43 AM)plaugs_golf Wrote: Nah, simple is better. Just put some mustard in an "S" shape on the dog and you're set.
This guy gets it. Ketchup on hotdogs is for children. 

Chilli dogs are also approved, but definitely no ketchup on those.
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(07-19-2018, 08:47 AM)JPolen01 Wrote:
(07-19-2018, 08:43 AM)plaugs_golf Wrote: Nah, simple is better. Just put some mustard in an "S" shape on the dog and you're set.
This guy gets it. Ketchup on hotdogs is for children. 

Chilli dogs are also approved, but definitely no ketchup on those.
I still eat goldfish and chicken nuggets. So I'll continue to eat like a child and put ketchup on my dogs. LIKE A FUCKING AMERICAN
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100% fine with just ketchup on a hotdog, but I will judge anyone who eats yellow mustard harshly.

It's disgusting, I almost shudder just thinking of it.
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Just to rustle everyone's jimmies. I'll grill up some pineapple, onion, peppers and sometimes even mango until they got some nice grill marks. Then dice it all up and put it on top of hot dogs.

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It's pretty common to put cream cheese on hot dogs in Seattle.
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(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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(07-19-2018, 10:07 AM)Apoc Wrote: It's pretty common to put cream cheese on hot dogs in Seattle.

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Hot dog, if you dont' feel like firing up the grill, just split 'em and throw 'em in a skillet 5 Guys style. 

mmmmm...tasty. (Yeah with ketchup, fukkin' fight me breh.)
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Aint nothing wrong with a griddled dog.

Except ketchup
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