Best MM Quotes of all time
#21
".... RJs sister ..." - mostly me
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#22
"I think necrophilia is worse than bestiality." - Chan
2018 Ducati Panigale V4

Past: 2018 Honda Civic Type-R, 2015 Yamaha R1, 2009 BMW M3, 2013 Aprilia RSV4R, 2006 Honda Ridgeline, 2006 Porsche Cayman S, 2012 Ducati 1199, 2009 Subaru WRX, 2008 CBR1000RR, 2009 Kawasaki ZX-6R, 2000 Toyota Tundra, 2005 Honda CBR600RR, 1996 Acura Integra GS-R, 1996 Acura Integra GS-R, 1997 Honda Civic EX

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#23
"Are those spinners?" -Everyone in MM
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2014 White Platinum Pearl Explorer Sport

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#24
Hay G, post Maeng's quote about curing b00st r0t with a crotch rocket Smile
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#25
.RJ Wrote:Hay G, post Maeng's quote about curing b00st r0t with a crotch rocket Smile

i tried to read that real quick and it came out as: "Hay G, post Maeng's quote about curing crotch r0t with a b00st rocket" hahahha
2010 Civic Si
2019 4Runner TRD Off-Road
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Past:  03 Xterra SE 4x4  |  05 Impreza 2.5RS  |  99.5 A4 Quattro 1.8T  |  01 Accord EX  |  90 Maxima GXE  |  96 Explorer XLT
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#26
Lay off the crack son, its bad for you.
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#27
.RJ Wrote:Lay off the crack son, its bad for you.

i smoke rocks Joe Rogan!
2010 Civic Si
2019 4Runner TRD Off-Road
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Past:  03 Xterra SE 4x4  |  05 Impreza 2.5RS  |  99.5 A4 Quattro 1.8T  |  01 Accord EX  |  90 Maxima GXE  |  96 Explorer XLT
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#28
GVGuevara: anyway, i have a theory
GVGuevara: that bikes can cure boost rot
GVGuevara: not sure if the cure is worse than the disease tho
Maengelito: well, its like getting rid of cancer by getting ebola
2018 Ducati Panigale V4

Past: 2018 Honda Civic Type-R, 2015 Yamaha R1, 2009 BMW M3, 2013 Aprilia RSV4R, 2006 Honda Ridgeline, 2006 Porsche Cayman S, 2012 Ducati 1199, 2009 Subaru WRX, 2008 CBR1000RR, 2009 Kawasaki ZX-6R, 2000 Toyota Tundra, 2005 Honda CBR600RR, 1996 Acura Integra GS-R, 1996 Acura Integra GS-R, 1997 Honda Civic EX

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#29
PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!
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2008 Felt F75 - Pedal Power
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#30
body massaaaage
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#31
give him the stick. DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!
2010 Civic Si
2019 4Runner TRD Off-Road
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Past:  03 Xterra SE 4x4  |  05 Impreza 2.5RS  |  99.5 A4 Quattro 1.8T  |  01 Accord EX  |  90 Maxima GXE  |  96 Explorer XLT
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#32
these kids are soooo fresh.....SNNNAP!!!
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#33
"You guys didn't know me back when I had my goatee. I used to call it the 'flavor saver'" - Kaan

jester0097: I think I'm going to have grilled salmon for dinner
Maengelito: grilled salmon 0wnz
Maengelito: get some rice too
Maengelito: cuz rice is the shit
Maengelito: need to rice out your salmon
Maengelito: slam it
Maengelito: put 24" chrome rims on it
Maengelito: with Z3 fenders on the gills
Maengelito: that would be one badass fish

Ryan: "Its funny but the things that are the most fun are the most demeaning to women."

jester0097: at first my ass hurt on my ride today, but after a few minutes it was quite comfortable

Background story: Evan and Maeng had a wing showdown one day to determine who's Subaru had the biggest wing. Maeng won and for several months he insulted and taunted Evan.

Maengelito: his wing is inferior
GVGuevara: hahaha
GVGuevara: You are now the king of the wings
Maengelito: bring me your finest meats and cheeses

GVGuevara: did OG wing come with you
Maengelito: nah
Maengelito: his wing was too small
Maengelito: so he stayed home and did the dishes

Maengelito: i think the wind up thing only powers one wheel
jester0097: bigger wing would fix it
Maengelito: haha, prolly
Maengelito: like evan's ego
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#34
bitches his wing was not bigger! I want a re-count!

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SM #55 | 06 Titan | 12 Focus | 06 Exige | 14 CX-5
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#35
rofl rofl rofl......hilarious....wonder who wins teh tite showdown y0
Mouse
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#36
jester0097:I should sell both cars and stick to hookers and heroin
jester0097:it'd be cheaper
2010 Dodge Ram 1500
2019 Ford Mustang
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#37
i was wondering went i was going to get a quote from someone else lol... i've been known to say the most retarded shit...
#99 - 2000 Civic Si (Future H2 Car, Former H1 car)
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#38
Kaan Wrote:i was wondering went i was going to get a quote from someone else lol... i've been known to say the most retarded shit...
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"Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor." - John Ciardi
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#39
Me, while talking to Greg Amy and drooling over his NX SE-R cup car: "I wish I could afford a race car"

Greg: "Yeah, me too"
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1991 Sentra SE-R w/ SR20VE
1994 Yamaha Seca II
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#40
Evan: Have you ever been to 'Casual Encounters' on craigslist?
Me: What did you see my ad in there?

Back when I first discovered Tony Roma's barbeque sauce at grocery stores...

Subway girl: Would you like any sauce on your sandwich?
Me: No thanks I brought my own.
2018 Ducati Panigale V4

Past: 2018 Honda Civic Type-R, 2015 Yamaha R1, 2009 BMW M3, 2013 Aprilia RSV4R, 2006 Honda Ridgeline, 2006 Porsche Cayman S, 2012 Ducati 1199, 2009 Subaru WRX, 2008 CBR1000RR, 2009 Kawasaki ZX-6R, 2000 Toyota Tundra, 2005 Honda CBR600RR, 1996 Acura Integra GS-R, 1996 Acura Integra GS-R, 1997 Honda Civic EX

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