F/S 1986 Pontiac Bonneville

[ViPER1313]

Info here: http://frederick.craigslist.org/cto/2443141751.html

MM Price: $850, basically what I have into it at this point. Great beater, keep the stickers on it :thumbup:

[JustinG]

Dead hookers and blow included?

[ViPER1313]

Always :thumbup:

[ViPER1313]

Seriously, think of the all the possibilities for enjoyment this car could provide you.

1. Not caring if you hit someone or if someone hits you. I'm sure a lot of you hate having to slam on the brakes when an SUV cuts off your Miata/M3. In this car, you can just let them hit you, and you will win. I doubt most accidents would result in any damage to this car what so ever. Want to merge into a small spot someone is blocking in traffic? Just go for it! People know you don't care about this car and will let you in accordingly. You also never have to judge the front or rear end of the car in the parking decks - just bump the wall. Blair jumped up and down on the front bumper and it didn't budge, the thing is bolted to the frame (not some sissy unibody covered in plastic and foam.)

2. Getting to meet the friendly law enforcement of Harrisonburg. I was in town for less than 24 hours and got pulled over in this beast, and I'm not a college student. I'm sure the cops will think of all sorts of reasons to pull you over. Think of it as a good conversation starter.

3. Getting to push the handling limits of the car everywhere you go. This is the ultimate momentum car (sorry DJ, the M3 is still not a momentum car...) - it weighs 4000lbs, makes no power and has horribly low handling limits. If you can drive this car quickly, think of how fast you can drive your Miata!

4. Scaring other people late at night. Finish tinting the windows and wear a Jason mask inside the car. When you pull up next to people at stop lights late at night, roll down the window. If they don't run the light you are doing it wrong.

The list goes on and on. For $850, this thing is a steal.

[BLINGMW]

:lol:

[D_Eclipse9916]

lol seriously the shit you come up with. Im dying here. Ill admit, MMMMAYYYYBBBEEEE the bonneville is more of a momentum car than the M3

[Evan]

lol DJ thinks an M3 is a momentum car?

[ViPER1313]

lol DJ thinks an M3 is a momentum car?

Zombie Thread!

http://mmsports.org/forum/viewtopic.php?...ar#p182734

[ViPER1313]

SOLD

[Jake]

SOLD

Deets on buyer plz. I am insanely curious as to the type of person who would buy this

[Jeff]

How much lootz!? RJ Moneyshot!

[drivesideways46]

SOLD

Deets on buyer plz. I am insanely curious as to the type of person who would buy this

I tried to talk my girlfriend into it, but she wouldn't be swayed by logic. I briefly considered it, but I'm glad it's sold. :lol:

[ViPER1313]

Sold it to a neighbor for $700. No RJ money shot - I took a check.

[Jeff]

They cash those.