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Ok that was hilarious, post #300 was easily the best part and it makes me feel better there is another forum inundated with douchenozzles as big as the SRT forums.
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I Lol'd many a time. Made in through all 14 pages. We are witnessing Internet legends being made.
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Mike Wrote:lol... friend of mine: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/mis/904713031.html">http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ ... 13031.html</a><!-- m -->

his response:

Quote:haha yeah man i ended up replying just to see who the hell it was..and the girl had like two kids or something..so ridiculous i need to get that thing offline haha funny as hell though
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Translation: I'm going to bang her and I don't want anyone to know.
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Goodspeed Wrote:Pretty epic thread here:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread...=111777031
That was ridiculous. I can't even say that it wasted my time, it was hilarious.
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Hunter Wrote:
Goodspeed Wrote:Pretty epic thread here:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread...=111777031
That was ridiculous. I can't even say that it wasted my time, it was hilarious.

Hahahaha some epic quotes and pictures in that thread. My favorites were the Obama chop AW HELL NAW! and

"UR GIRLFRIEND LOOKS LIKE SHE WASHES HER FACE EVERY NIGHT WITH A BEAR TRAP."
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the bear trap one was my favorite.
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I am gonna check it out. Hell, I don't have anything else going on.
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Page 15, and the bf just doesn't get it. He keeps posting pictures of her. Unbelievable.
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I still laugh when I see this...

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"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
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chop worthy? my niece.

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Someone chop RJ's face on her and a mountain bike lying on the ground!
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"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
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Tourette's guy is absolute hilarity.
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OK that one made me laugh pretty good
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hahaha - spiders are funny
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Although funny, I blame people like that for our financial crisis.
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Feersty Wrote:Although funny, I blame people like that for our financial crisis.

yeah, because the banks didn't screw anything up, there aren't CEOs who did bad things to screw people out of their retirements, and 1/3 of a billion dollars a day on an endless war don't really add up.
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Feersty Wrote:Although funny, I blame people like that for our financial crisis.

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I seriously think Feersty caught some sort of Texasitis or something. It's like regular Feersty, just with extra 'Dumb AmericanÔäó" thrown in.
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"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
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