I sense emminent disaster if wives are involved in the mix... especially if the end of the world is at hand!
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I'm pretty sure massive caches of weapons and limited amounts of ass to go around would be a bad combination. I think we should all agree to just bring porn and no women. Unlike women, porn can be shared without consequence and Jenna Jameson or Kobe Tai are never going to object to me clicking the play button. Yes, I'll have a gun but chances are the woman might find one too... and that would just get messy.
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Maybe it's because I myself am not married. I feel that if I was I'd be hard pressed to leave my wife behind if the end of the world was upon us and I was heading to a "safe" location.
My wife is not a doobie to be passed around
Two feet.
And massive amounts of pot. Not because I do it or condone it, but because if we had alcohol stores there would be inevitable conflicts when we got bored and wasted. If we fed everybody weed at least everyone would chill out and be peaceful :lol:
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Dragon Wrote:Maybe it's because I myself am not married. I feel that if I was I'd be hard pressed to leave my wife behind if the end of the world was upon us and I was heading to a "safe" location.
What you fail to realize, because you're not married, is that your wife will likely be one of the first to become a zombie. What will happen is she will ultimately be concerned about her parents, sister or long-lost BFF from HS and walk right into an infestation, becoming a brain-eater herself. The decision will be made for you.
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Andy Wrote:My wife is not a doobie to be passed around
Don't bring her to the gangbang at VIR then.
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WRXtranceformed Wrote:Andy Wrote:My wife is not a doobie to be passed around
Don't bring her to the gangbang at VIR then. I know of one MM wife that is rather fond of knives and if anyone tried to have their way with her they'd find themselves incapable of any future such attempts.
Guns > Knives
Andy Wrote:My wife is not a doobie to be passed around
pump pump give!
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If we're actually going to try to use the track for fun during times when zombie attacks are light, we'll need zombie flags for the corner workers.
WRXtranceformed Wrote:Don't bring her to the gangbang at VIR then. OTOH, maybe Jess and I will just stay home.
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a van is a good guy with a van
Alright you horny bastards, settle down. Things are already getting out of hand. Chances are the post-apocalyptic zombie femme-killers aren't going to warm up to you if all you have on your mind is ass and not zombie annihilation:
![[Image: resident_evil_extinction_milla_jovovich_with_knives.jpg]](http://www.bennadel.com/resources/uploads/resident_evil_extinction_milla_jovovich_with_knives.jpg)
One thing I just realized....VIR is on the east coast, near many metropolitan centers. Suppose the outbreak starts in the US; foreign nuclear powers may choose to microwave us to prevent the spread of the zombie disease, nuclear fallout would certainly make its way to Danville. In that case, may I suggest Luray caverns or the underground NORAD facility in Colorado. You think this door could stop a zombie horde?
![[Image: 600-NORAD.jpg]](http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/07/29/us/600-NORAD.jpg)
BLINGMW Wrote:If we're actually going to try to use the track for fun during times when zombie attacks are light, we'll need zombie flags for the corner workers.
Meatball with 2 X's for the eyes?
Kinda like this...
![[Image: dead.jpg]](http://garlinggauge.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/dead.jpg)
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That works.
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a van is a good guy with a van
Dragon Wrote:WRXtranceformed Wrote:Andy Wrote:My wife is not a doobie to be passed around
Don't bring her to the gangbang at VIR then. I know of one MM wife that is rather fond of knives and if anyone tried to have their way with her they'd find themselves incapable of any future such attempts.
Fucking right I would. I keep a knife on my person at all times. Also, when Zombies attack I'm not concerned with anyone but myself, and Rex.
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goodspeed, we probably ought to come up with a list of areas highly likely to develop zombies. from there, we can come up with a better plan.
my short list and why:
new york - international hub, tons of people, densely populated
dc - if terrorists believe in voodoo and/or have witch doctors
atlanta - isn't the cdc down there?
london - zombie movies are always set in england for some reason
japan - tech bed, lotsa research
california - asia's door to america
given that information, i think africa, australia, and south america sound like good places to be. of those three options, south america is probably the most livable.
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Mike Wrote:atlanta - isn't the cdc down there?
yep, about a 1/2 mile from my house.
i'm toast 
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ScottyB Wrote:Mike Wrote:atlanta - isn't the cdc down there?
yep, about a 1/2 mile from my house.
i'm toast
No dude... you'll have a chainsaw... you'll be good to go.
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Jewels Wrote:Dragon Wrote:WRXtranceformed Wrote:Andy Wrote:My wife is not a doobie to be passed around
Don't bring her to the gangbang at VIR then. I know of one MM wife that is rather fond of knives and if anyone tried to have their way with her they'd find themselves incapable of any future such attempts.
Fucking right I would. I keep a knife on my person at all times. Also, when Zombies attack I'm not concerned with anyone but myself, and Rex. Whoa whoa kid! Way too much hostility! We're fighting against the zombie not the penis! This is why the wives need to make a separate base and arrange for their husbands to stop by for conjugal visits.
Good point Mike, I agree that any major city and surrounding suburbs needs to be avoided. Really, mountainous areas and back country like the Appalachians would be ideal because it's very unlikely any zombies will wander that far. Plenty of food, plenty of wood for fuel. Least likelihood for man-made compound, but we could find something. Some place like Montana with its super low population density / acre would work. Or even further north in Canadia. IF I had to stay in a metro area for some reason, I'd go for the richest part of the town and take over the nicest house I could find that was completely gated. At least I'd be living in style while zombies gnaw at the metal fence!
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Poor lee.
He'd try something, and then just go missing. "Hey everybody, where's lee?" Gee, I dunno.
Meanwhile, 10 miles away, lee is being zombiefied tied to a tree.
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Apoc Wrote:No dude... you'll have a chainsaw... you'll be good to go.
no gas and no bike...it'll look cool and sound cool going out though.
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