Straight down the centerline with your nuts on fire...

[.RJ]

"Song of the Sausage Creature"

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[CaptainHenreh]

I am bringing this thread back from the dead for two reasons:

#1: I read this for the first time today and giggled nearly the whole way through it.

#2: I thought this was really telling, because his mentality is exactly the thing I struggle with on the street. Sure, the track is fine, but a bendy twisty gravel road, lined with trees and a 2" shoulder will elicit a smile on my face quicker than any other.

Sure, I'm not a motorcyclist, (yet, as some of you would say) but this spirit of raw speed, wrestling with your machine to go ever-faster is pretty prevalent in all motor enthusiasts, not just bikercycles. So I thought it was interesting, and fun to read, and nobody replied to this thread anyway.

(Also, and I read this elsewhere today, and was going to post it in a new topic but decided to search first to avoid being a Really Entertaining Possibly Obnoxious Showboat Tallywhacker.)

[.RJ]

(Also, and I read this elsewhere today, and was going to post it in a new topic but decided to search first to avoid being a Really Entertaining Possibly Obnoxious Showboat Pedantist.)

R E P O S P?

[CaptainHenreh]

R E P O S P?

I don't know why I bother with you people sometimes.

[.RJ]

Its not our fault you cant spell

[CaptainHenreh]

Its not our fault you cant spell

It's not my fault you can't use punctuation, but I don't ignore your entire posts content and fixate on your inability to follow middle school grammar rules.

[Dragon]

inability to follow middle school grammar rules.

Which is surprising considering how much time he spends in them trying to find a date.

[HAULN-SS]

hahaaha

[.RJ]

It's not my fault you can't use punctuation, but I don't ignore your entire posts content and fixate on your inability to follow middle school grammar rules.

Its not like I pulled out a single grammatical error and called you out on it - but if you're going to go out of your way to spell out "REPOST" in bold capital letters you should get that one right :lol:

[CaptainHenreh]

Its not like I pulled out a single grammatical error and called you out on it - but if you're going to go out of your way to spell out "REPOST" in bold capital letters you should get that one right :lol:

I freely admit I misspelled it, but you could have at least made a comment on the posts content before ridiculing me, instead of jumping straight to the thing I tacked onto the end as an aside.

[.RJ]

How am I supposed to post if I cant hate a little? :dunno:

:hugs:

[CaptainHenreh]

How am I supposed to post if I cant hate a little? :dunno:

:hugs:

:bootyshake:

[PGK]

I first read that in the ninth grade, and while I already had an interest in motorcycles, nothing made me want to ride a motorcycle more than reading that.

[.RJ]

winter boredom bump

[Ginger]

*edit* I'm just making fun of RJ because it's fun.

[.RJ]

Yes I am bored because I dont have heated gear and have stupid trackday tires on the bike

[HAULN-SS]

haha..that's a good read. reposp!

[Ginger]

You know posted that you were laughing at it once before, right?

[stinkycheezmonky]

Knowing the results of a buddy who rode a bicycle down the hall while dropping acid, I can say with certainty no one should EVER ride a motorcycle under the same circumstances.

Still, that was entertaining, and I love the guy's style.

[PGK]

Back from the dead, on account of being EPIC.