Best MM Quotes of all time

[.RJ]

Ginger: in retrospect I think that means I shouldn't own expensive things to begin with
RJ: well, you need expensive [motorcycle] gear because thats cheaper than hospital bills

[Apoc]

It's not really the same when the funny part is you quoting yourself.

[Kaan]

RJ writes me with a bit more sand in his vagina than usual....

"Ryan: you heard me
alright, back to laundry...
fucking a
i need a woman for this"

[PDenbigh]

Thayer walking back from checking with the snow plow guys to make sure they didn't mind if we played in the parking lot before they cleared it.
"Man, he doesn't care. He's sitting over there smoking a bowl! He said he's just chilling and watching!"

[Mike]

bahahahaha

[Feersty]

Damn that's hilarious

[ViPER1313]

yeah i was there on that day. The Great Hate....we flamed alot of good men that day, the posts rained down without mercy. God, i can still hear them typing

3.15.07 - Never Forget

[Jeff]

That was a scotty fo sho...but I coined the phrase "The Great Hate."TM

[Jeff]

Drunk Adam and Jeff face off...

TurboOmni08: Bac Gold FTW
SHOAdam: eww
TurboOmni08: and coke? Shut the fuck up
SHOAdam: if you have a vagina
TurboOmni08: If I did....would you fuck it?
SHOAdam: hells yes
TurboOmni08: dammmmnnnn right
SHOAdam: shit, just put a piece of duct tape over it and we can work something out if you swing like that
TurboOmni08: Beer Goggles FTW
TurboOmni08: even I get laid

[HAULN-SS]

you gays. ?

[WRXtranceformed]

[21:02] Justin: but i have been getting into AutoX
[21:03] Justin: doesnt mean i cant go wash and wax my ride
[21:03] WRX tranceFORMED: yeah =)
[21:05] WRX tranceFORMED: most people don't think pos's like miatas are cool, but apparently motorsports enthusiasts are supposed to
[21:05] WRX tranceFORMED: ha ha =P
[21:05] Justin: hahaha
[21:05] Justin: OMG i wanna post that

[Dragon]

[09:21] Matt: Our garage is now tainted by a Suzuki
[09:21] Ryan: so is ours
[09:22] Matt: yeah but for a garage full of Hondas, a Suzuki is an improvement
[10:00] Ryan: even worse is 50% of our hondas dont run

[Goodspeed]

stubbs3k (9:51:33 PM): you don't mind if I wear my leather ass-less chaps around the apartment, do you?
D Eclipse9818 (9:52:15 PM): aww you bastard
D Eclipse9818 (9:52:46 PM): can i borrow them?
stubbs3k (9:53:45 PM): sure
stubbs3k (9:53:52 PM): I'll have to figure out how to wash leather first
D Eclipse9818 (9:54:07 PM): naw fuck that, I want your smell
stubbs3k (9:54:56 PM): fetish much?
D Eclipse9818 (9:55:10 PM): you that crotch rot for the win
stubbs3k (9:56:08 PM): wow
stubbs3k (9:56:13 PM): I'm actually scared right now
D Eclipse9818 (9:56:16 PM): hahaha I beat you
D Eclipse9818 (9:56:17 PM): you suck
stubbs3k (9:56:18 PM): ....and I think its turning me on
D Eclipse9818 (9:56:25 PM): haha awesome
stubbs3k (9:57:33 PM): this isn't helping to defeat the "DSM Fags" thing

[Jeff]

Rex and I talking about my "new" Kitted 3-speed auto for the van...

TurboOmni08 (8:13:17 AM): Sombitch is getting the Sonnax governor mod kit, Mopar seal kit, ATF +4 fluid, and its loosing its accumulator!
TurboOmni08 (8:13:34 AM): guy was using type F fluid....big No-No
CaptainHenreh (8:14:02 AM): What about the turbo encabulator?
TurboOmni08 (8:14:21 AM): its been silenced with a mangore hapasitator to increase the modular tritigation
CaptainHenreh (8:15:28 AM): Interesting approach.
TurboOmni08 (8:15:18 AM): yes
TurboOmni08 (8:15:31 AM): makes for a harder 2-3 shift

[ScottyB]

haha that's pretty hilarious

[Maengelito]

i took andy for a ride at VIR during one of my sessions. we were coming up on oak tree when a guy in an E30 in front of us locked up the brakes and went straight off into a tire wall.

andy: "uh oh, dude that sucks... thats like.... $15 worth of damage right there"

[Jeff]

Right in the middle of the last meeting...

Goodspeed - "Come on guys....lets just give in and watch porn."

[Jeff]

CaptainHenreh (4:21:38 PM): And who wants to pay 33k to work on a car?
TurboOmni08 (4:21:47 PM): I don't think it will need work
TurboOmni08 (4:21:51 PM): until I boost it
CaptainHenreh (4:22:42 PM): rofl.
TurboOmni08 (4:22:25 PM): Mr Hennessey?
TurboOmni08 (4:22:28 PM): are u there?
TurboOmni08 (4:22:32 PM): come help me BOOST
CaptainHenreh (4:23:05 PM): Cognac?
TurboOmni08 (4:22:50 PM): I'll get top dyno number(at MM car show)........1000hp
TurboOmni08 (4:22:55 PM): yes...that too
TurboOmni08 (4:23:03 PM): all the hennesseys that could be involved

[JashGTP]

heard someone say it at the car show

"In Madison Motorsports it is not uncommon for a mini van to make more horsepower than a miata"

[Jeff]

Talking to Dad on my mom's IM about buying a sportscar

"Mom" (9:01:42 PM): you better save your money for a house because you cant live in a car
TurboOmni08 (9:01:29 PM): this is true
TurboOmni08 (9:01:40 PM): I'll end up like a mexican with a really nice car beside a trailer
"Mom" (9:02:14 PM): and you sure as hell cant sleep in a Viper for very many days
TurboOmni08 (9:02:01 PM): that would suck!
TurboOmni08 (9:02:02 PM): lol
TurboOmni08 (9:02:08 PM): I'd sleep in the van dad
TurboOmni08 (9:02:13 PM): lol