For the next MM party.... (nsfw)
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Rex, can you rent one of those from your job? :lol:
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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NICCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEE *In southpark police officer voice from episode of the student scoring with the teacher*
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...I hope they wiped down the seat in between...
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Instead of whipped cream they should light their nipples on fire!!! HOT!
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I'm pretty sure we don't have a mechanical bull, but I suppose some interesting things could be done with the moon bounce?
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Ryan Jenkins, please report to the moon bounce.
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...and bring $10.
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