Kaan: Oh God, Chad you have a CB in here?
Chad: Hell Yeah!
RJ: What is that?
Chad: Thats the GPS.
Kaan: You have GPS and a CB radio?
Chad: Well sometimes, when you are way out there in the city... there arent many truckers... so you have to turn the GPS on when you get lost.
#99 - 2000 Civic Si (Future H2 Car, Former H1 car)
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*Pete, Kaan, and Allison walking out of Ham's*
John: Now there goes an unlikely threesome.
Chad: That's a really thick sandwich!
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Past: 2018 Honda Civic Type-R, 2015 Yamaha R1, 2009 BMW M3, 2013 Aprilia RSV4R, 2006 Honda Ridgeline, 2006 Porsche Cayman S, 2012 Ducati 1199, 2009 Subaru WRX, 2008 CBR1000RR, 2009 Kawasaki ZX-6R, 2000 Toyota Tundra, 2005 Honda CBR600RR, 1996 Acura Integra GS-R, 1996 Acura Integra GS-R, 1997 Honda Civic EX
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G.Irish Wrote:*Pete, Kaan, and Allison walking out of Ham's*
John: Now there goes an unlikely threesome.
Chad: That's a really thick sandwich!
lol, that was hilarious!
i cant remember the context of it, but later we were talking and chad referred to pete and allison as the "buns and cheese"
1994 Ford Ranger
2004 Honda S2000
2007 BMW X3
Maengelito Wrote:G.Irish Wrote:*Pete, Kaan, and Allison walking out of Ham's*
John: Now there goes an unlikely threesome.
Chad: That's a really thick sandwich!
lol, that was hilarious!
i cant remember the context of it, but later we were talking and chad referred to pete and allison as the "buns and cheese"
I was a little drunk that night, :lol:
evan: see, when i hate on people, i hate to help them out.
1994 Ford Ranger
2004 Honda S2000
2007 BMW X3
Maengelito Wrote:evan: see, when i hate on people, i hate to help them out.
What was the context of this one?
Jeff Morrison - Used Car Manager
Woodstock Garage, Inc.
Chrysler - Dodge - Jeep - RAM
Current Stable of Mopar Junk
57 Chrysler Windsor 4drHT - 67 Dodge D100 Short Bed Step Side - 71 Dodge Challenger - 91 Chrysler Lebaron LX 33k mile Survivor - 91 Dodge Dakota V8 - 05 Chrysler Crossfire Roadster - 08 Ram 2500 Cummins
TurboOmni08 Wrote:Maengelito Wrote:evan: see, when i hate on people, i hate to help them out.
What was the context of this one? Evan was awake.
He later went on to add "its a nurturing hate"
:lol:
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
Context- waiting on a call about the Turba' van
Rex: when did you talk to him last?
TurboOmni08: I got my first PM response around 6 yesterday
TurboOmni08: ...
Rex: christ man. have some patience.
TurboOmni08: I JUST WANT TO HEAR FROM HIM!!!!
Rex: you sound like a 15 year old girl.
Rex: "OMG, does he like me? Why doesn't he call?"
TurboOmni08: I want his big van in my tight garage soooooo baaadddd
TurboOmni08: actually...his.... minivan
Rex: :-)
Jeff Morrison - Used Car Manager
Woodstock Garage, Inc.
Chrysler - Dodge - Jeep - RAM
Current Stable of Mopar Junk
57 Chrysler Windsor 4drHT - 67 Dodge D100 Short Bed Step Side - 71 Dodge Challenger - 91 Chrysler Lebaron LX 33k mile Survivor - 91 Dodge Dakota V8 - 05 Chrysler Crossfire Roadster - 08 Ram 2500 Cummins
So Justin is buying an Alarm for his car...
WhiTe97DSM: i doubt i could have found that for a better price
WhiTe97DSM: even with yrou discount
TurboOmni08: I mean, its all the same shit. I would have only saved you like $6 and a week or less in shipping time
TurboOmni08: And that is getting the "lesser" Python brand
WhiTe97DSM: yea
WhiTe97DSM: i looked and this one has a few more bells and whistles
TurboOmni08: like?
WhiTe97DSM: it actually has a vagina attachment
WhiTe97DSM: that allows you to have sex with the car
Jeff Morrison - Used Car Manager
Woodstock Garage, Inc.
Chrysler - Dodge - Jeep - RAM
Current Stable of Mopar Junk
57 Chrysler Windsor 4drHT - 67 Dodge D100 Short Bed Step Side - 71 Dodge Challenger - 91 Chrysler Lebaron LX 33k mile Survivor - 91 Dodge Dakota V8 - 05 Chrysler Crossfire Roadster - 08 Ram 2500 Cummins
goodspeed-- DID I SPILL YOU SOMETHING
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78 Audi 80 / Fox
74 Audi Fox
75 diesel benz
03 jetta wagon TDI -DD
01 jeep Cherokee
84 rabbit GTI
98 Jetta TDI (motor swap)
92 Porsche C2
MM forums... where topics get OFF-TOPIC with a quickness
lol, the pic does it!
1994 Ford Ranger
2004 Honda S2000
2007 BMW X3
At some bar w/ andrew and some of his friends...
Girl: We're being charitable, you know, giving back to the homeless
RJ: what did you take from them?
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
12am at night...
(Ring, Ring)
Sean: Hello?
Me: You wanna install an exhaust in my apartment complex parking lot?
Sean: ummmm, ok. what day you wanna?
Me: Um...........right now.
Sean:.........ok.
2006 Civic Si - Shazam!
12:43 PM Gerald: oooh hypermoto S gets carbon fiber engine cover and titanium sliders
excuse me while i stroke my manhood
12:50 PM RJ: thats pretty hot
12:51 PM Gerald: the bike or my manhood?
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
Sylvia and I listening to "Race Card" by Ice Cube
Sylvia- What does racial struggle have to do with him never getting his "race car"?
Me-...hes saying "race card" (ROFL)
Sylvia- Shut up, I thought it didn't make sense!
Me-Unless it was Gerald rapping... :lol:
Jeff Morrison - Used Car Manager
Woodstock Garage, Inc.
Chrysler - Dodge - Jeep - RAM
Current Stable of Mopar Junk
57 Chrysler Windsor 4drHT - 67 Dodge D100 Short Bed Step Side - 71 Dodge Challenger - 91 Chrysler Lebaron LX 33k mile Survivor - 91 Dodge Dakota V8 - 05 Chrysler Crossfire Roadster - 08 Ram 2500 Cummins
My drunken conversation with Scott last night:
[00:38] WRX tranceFORMED: any vette i own will make the Sti look like a bitch
[00:38] WRX tranceFORMED: i promise you this
[00:39] Scott: yessssssssss
[00:39] Scott: i want this vette to eat children and piss beer
[00:39] Scott: can you do that for me
[00:39] WRX tranceFORMED: yeaaa!!! hahahahah
[00:40] WRX tranceFORMED: it will eat beer and piss children for you
[00:40] Scott: no! you got it all wrong! abort!
[00:40] WRX tranceFORMED: negative, abort sequence cannot be......aborted!
[00:40] Scott: i don't want any child coming from your mad lair of speed
[00:41] Scott: it will be a speedtard
[00:41] WRX tranceFORMED: it will be what the scriptures call the AntiChrist
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2017 Mazda CX-5 GT AWD Premium
Past: 2016 GMC Canyon All Terrain Crew Cab / 2010 Jaguar XFR / 2012 Acura RDX AWD Tech / 2008 Cadillac CTS / 2007 Acura TL-S / 1966 5.0 HO Mustang Coupe
2001 Lexus IS300 / 2004 2.8L big turbo WRX STI / 2004 Subaru WRX / A couple of old trucks
At the 2006 Turduken Party/Feast of Alvis:
Kaan (who is obviously quite toasty) comes by with an ear-to-ear grin. "You don't want anything to do with what's going on in that deep fryer. *long pause, and more grinning* It sure ain't broccoli!"
At Dave's Taverna tonight...
Adam: "I would rather kill myself or castrate myself with a cheese grater before I work in Nova"
Goodspeed Wrote:At Dave's Taverna tonight...
Adam: "I would rather kill myself or castrate myself with a cheese grater before I work in Nova"
hahahaha, watch it come true!
2017 Mineral White BMW M240i Cabriolet
2014 White Platinum Pearl Explorer Sport
Living in the Alamo City.
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