The Zombie Preparedness Thread

Kaan · 03-08-2008, 01:48 AM

apparently i'm following jeff now Wink

mopar for life!

**Jeff** · 03-08-2008, 10:04 AM

I figure a cabin in the woods that is well stocked would be a good holdout. Its a 3 bedroom thing, and there is another cabin farther up the mountain that has been abandoned for years. It's still livable, but the owner died like 5 years ago and as far as we know no one has been there sense. Its unique in that it is elevated off the ground about 20 ft and it has a drawbridge type staircase that lifts up into a tree. It also has solar power and its own attached springhouse. If an attack was waged on my cabin I would make my way to this establishment.

**Goodspeed** · 03-08-2008, 11:19 PM

I'd just act like I was a zombie...fit right in. - Ryan T.

HAULN-SS · 03-09-2008, 05:16 PM

TurboOmni08 Wrote:Anyway, my first action would be to kill Derek, Zombie or not.

What a dick thing to say. Are you still mad I implied sebrings were gay?

**Jeff** · 03-09-2008, 07:32 PM

Ha! not at all. I hear "Sebrings are gay" all the time. The statement stands on its own.

HAULN-SS · 03-09-2008, 08:59 PM

Well then you're officially the biggest prick on the forum. Good job.

CaptainHenreh · 03-09-2008, 09:07 PM

HAULN-SS Wrote:Well then you're officially the biggest prick on the forum. Good job.

Aaah, irony.

**Jeff** · 03-09-2008, 09:08 PM

CaptainHenreh Wrote:
HAULN-SS Wrote:Well then you're officially the biggest prick on the forum. Good job.

Aaah, irony.

can I get an amen?

**JackoliciousLegs** · 03-10-2008, 12:06 PM

Ok... enough of that... I'd also bring a baseball bat. You never know when you might run into little kiddie zombies (who you NEVER see in the movies). Kiddie zombies aren't worth using your precious ammo on when you can keep them at bay with a simple bat. A tennis racket might work too.

**Jeff** · 03-10-2008, 12:54 PM

JackoliciousLegs Wrote:I'd also bring a baseball bat.

You're just too much of a hippie to know how to use a gun.

**JackoliciousLegs** · 03-10-2008, 01:23 PM

Careful.. lest we judge too soon, dear friend. This "hippie" was on the rifle team in ROTC and received the marksman award :-) Just because I don't like them doesn't mean I don't know how to use them.

Kaan · 03-10-2008, 01:33 PM

JackoliciousLegs Wrote:Careful.. lest we judge too soon, dear friend. This "hippie" was on the rifle team in ROTC and received the marksman award :-) Just because I don't like them doesn't mean I don't know how to use them.

high school or college? because those target rifles are a different animal.

jack is going to hug his way through all the zombies!

Dragon · 03-10-2008, 01:34 PM

JackoliciousLegs Wrote:Ok... enough of that... I'd also bring a baseball bat. You never know when you might run into little kiddie zombies (who you NEVER see in the movies). Kiddie zombies aren't worth using your precious ammo on when you can keep them at bay with a simple bat. A tennis racket might work too.

Actually in the opening scenes of Dawn of the Dead, the lil girl next door omgwtfbites the main chick's husband.

CaptainHenreh · 03-10-2008, 01:38 PM

Dragon Wrote:Actually in the opening scenes of Dawn of the Dead, the lil girl next door omgwtfbites the main chick's husband.

You're dumb.

Dragon · 03-10-2008, 01:41 PM

CaptainHenreh Wrote:
Dragon Wrote:Actually in the opening scenes of Dawn of the Dead, the lil girl next door omgwtfbites the main chick's husband.

You're dumb.

Tell me something I don't already know.

Maengelito · 03-10-2008, 01:52 PM

Kaan Wrote:jack is going to hug his way through all the zombies!

lol, "cmon zombies, dont eat my brains, its not very nice!" :lol:

**JackoliciousLegs** · 03-10-2008, 02:08 PM

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/03/05/must-watch-i-am-legends-original-ending-this-is-amazing/">http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/03/05/ ... s-amazing/</a>

SEEEE?!?!? Zombies do have feelings. Let's all sit down and have a socratic seminar discussing our feelings and what we can do to stop the alienation of zombies. Zombies are people too and need to have their feelings heard. I think Hillary is introducing a ban on zombie hate crimes.

Side note, I saw In Bruges (great movie) this weekend and there was a trailer for a new zombie movie. Hannah and I laughed through the whole thing. Then we started going "dubeteh dubeteh dubeteh duhh.... ARGGGHHHHHH" (link)... and that's why I'm marrying her.

**JackoliciousLegs** · 03-10-2008, 04:41 PM

Double post ftw. This thread has inspired me. I'm thinking of making a stupid funny short film about every day life with zombies roaming the streets. Do you guys have any ideas?

Here are some to get you started
-Riding my bike to work seeing an old woman hit a zombie with her purse, knock him down, and him struggle to get back up.
-Getting on the elevator there could be a zombie in there fiddling with the buttons (he moans eeeeeeiiiight, and i reach in and push 8 and the door closes)
-there could be a homeless zombie pandhandling
-there could be instant zomebifying (a zombie goes in for a bite on another guy, they come up a second later both coated in blood, high five eachother and moan)

Evan · 03-10-2008, 04:59 PM

probably would be funny, but its the same ending as Shawn of the Dead so it could be taken as unoriginal

Sijray21 · 03-12-2008, 02:33 PM

not sure if this was already posted or if it's even relevant, but i thought this was pretty cool:

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D99NHb6B03s&eurl=http://www.engadget.com/2008/03/11/magpul-fmg-9-flips-from-flashlight-to-submachine-gun/">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D99NHb6B ... chine-gun/</a>

not related to zombies, but could be used to kill them :-P

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