Official April 17th planning thread

[Fyrfytr]

Who's bringing fireworks?

hock:

*nervously remembers the bbq @ Chris' house last July* :roll:

[Fyrfytr]

PayPal-ing money now.

Even if I can't make it, the good time I had at the MM party last fall will make the donation worthwhile. AND, if I do make it, and get to play around w/ something like the pic posted above, it will be wellllll worth it. :twisted:

-Greg

[Dave]

Once again, I reiterate, I cannot afford to burn my house down. I will try to relocate my most prized possessions next week so that my risk factor of hosting this party is reduced. :lol: Thanks for pitchin in Greg, I'll try to get the house ho here for your enjoyment again.

[Dragon]

*nervously remembers the bbq @ Chris' house last July* :roll:

You know you enjoyed being the target.

[Feersty]

Cobetto?

[Evan]

thats kind of funny.

that was the exact townhouse I was going to move into junior year.

[Dave]

LOOK OUT, LORENA'S ASLEEP!!

[Mike]

Cobetto?

derecola.

[JackoliciousLegs]

Ok so E-Dawg and I were just discussing this. So that we don't have a bunch of dawgs charging random ho's different dollar amounts maybe you should have some set prices. You could put a poster up inside the house with the values for certain things.

Fondle = $15
Kiss = $25
Rubbing your face in her boobs = $25
Flash Tits = $50
Lapdance = $50
Flash Downstairs = $75 (if shaved or wel kept) she owes you $50 if not
BJ = $100
Sex = $200
Sex with either Feersty or .RJ = $600
(Prices are subject to negotiation)

This is going to be a party, not a whorehouse. I disagree entirely with this.

[JohnC]

Ok so E-Dawg and I were just discussing this. So that we don't have a bunch of dawgs charging random ho's different dollar amounts maybe you should have some set prices. You could put a poster up inside the house with the values for certain things.

Fondle = $15
Kiss = $25
Rubbing your face in her boobs = $25
Flash Tits = $50
Lapdance = $50
Flash Downstairs = $75 (if shaved or wel kept) she owes you $50 if not
BJ = $100
Sex = $200
Sex with either Feersty or .RJ = $600
(Prices are subject to negotiation)

This is going to be a party, not a whorehouse. I disagree entirely with this.

For once, I agree with Jack. The point of this (correct me if I'm wrong) is to be sly and crafty with your MMoney, and play the game of supply and demand. Be the last one standing with the dough needed to win - then see what you can negotiate.

Of course, being the old married man, I'll just be carefully observing - perhaps making high-interest loans to partiers in need

[Dragon]

Wow people really don't know a joke when they hear one do they.

[Mike]

Wow people really don't know a joke when they hear one do they.

Main Entry: joke
Pronunciation: 'jOk
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin jocus; perhaps akin to Old High German gehan to say, Sanskrit yAcati he asks
something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist

Simply put, it wasn't funny.

[Dragon]

Simply put, it wasn't funny.

To you maybe, others including myself found it quite hilarious. Then again I do have a rather warped sense of humor, but whatever. Maybe I should just flag 99% of my posts with <sarcasm></sarcasm> since people don't seem to get my jokes.

[Mike]

Might be a good idea.

[Dave]

Guys, we're getting close to having everything we need.
Dance pole is taken care of.
Fog machine is taken care of.
I'm picking up the gift certificates tomorrow.
Mike's making up MMoney for us
G and Sean are working out details for our party music.
And every girl I know has been informed that this party is not an optional event and that she is required to be there.
I've done just about everything I can. The only thing I have left is to actually pick up beverages, clean the house, pick up the pole, and develop a cheap ice luge for us so we don't have to buy one. It's up to you guys now.
The funds are almost where we need them to be, but not quite there so send those last donations in to finish the job. Otherwise, make sure everybody knows about the party so we can make sure that it is a success. Thanks for everything guys, let's rock this joint!

[ScottyB]

you're the man Dave

[PDenbigh]

Dave,

I just paypal'd a $20 to ya for a donation. Also, as long as I'm driving, you can use my truck for anything. Where did you get the pole? Is it strong? Just let me know what sort of prep you need help with so that I can arrange my schedule accordingly.

Thanks man,

Pete

[Feersty]

what is the paypal address again?

[.RJ]

anthracitena@yahoo.com

[Mike]

sent. if you haven't donated yet you really ought to feel bad about it!