Me- Go get the BM so we can roll over to the UPS Store.
Nick- Please no
Me- what?
Nick- Don't ever call it a BM again...
Me- why?
Nick- ItÔÇÖs like your telling me to go get your stool sample.
"When it comes to development Virginia is really taking it on the chin" -Dr. Sherwood (JMU Geology Department)
Jeff Morrison - Used Car Manager
Woodstock Garage, Inc.
Chrysler - Dodge - Jeep - RAM
Current Stable of Mopar Junk
57 Chrysler Windsor 4drHT - 67 Dodge D100 Short Bed Step Side - 71 Dodge Challenger - 91 Chrysler Lebaron LX 33k mile Survivor - 91 Dodge Dakota V8 - 05 Chrysler Crossfire Roadster - 08 Ram 2500 Cummins
LorenaBeana: you totally wanted my babies
Ev V dOg: they would be some good drivin' babies thats for sure
 hock:
GVGuevara: the journalist bloke :-P took a CBR125, CBR600RR, and Fireblade out
GVGuevara: and
GVGuevara: he rode the British Superbike HRC Fireblade
jester0097: nice
GVGuevara: he was 2 seconds slower a lap on the HRC bike than he was on the regular 1000
GVGuevara: the honda rider (Kiyonari) was 5 seconds faster than him
GVGuevara: on the 600RR :-P
GVGuevara: talk about asswhooping
jester0097: yep
jester0097: its all between the ears
GVGuevara: they should fire him
jester0097: haha
jester0097: well he's paid to write, not race
GVGuevara: fuck that
GVGuevara: on my magazine u cant be getting smoked like that
jester0097: send ninjas after him
GVGuevara: id have a 108% rule
jester0097: any mroe, and you die
GVGuevara: nah, ninjas are too expensive to use for wusses like him
jester0097: well u gotta make a point
GVGuevara: vikings maybe
GVGuevara: theyre pretty cheap
jester0097: nothing makes a point like death by samaurai blade
GVGuevara: nah, id just use vikings ro something
jester0097: i mean vikings will show up and club him to death
jester0097: that doesnt make much of a point
jester0097: its certainly not very evil
GVGuevara: evil enough
GVGuevara: gotta use my funds wisely
jester0097: all ur other journalists would say "eh, that sucks"
GVGuevara: for the evil quarterly balance sheets
jester0097: but if they got death by samaurai blade
jester0097: they'd all be running off to the superbike school
GVGuevara: i suppose
GVGuevara: maybe i could get a volume discount on ninja assassinations
jester0097: just keep them on retainer
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
I had mis-read something in conversation....
GVGuevara: u pulled a rob
jester0097: yep
jester0097: c'mon give it to me
GVGuevara: :?:
GVGuevara: hahaha
jester0097: ah
jester0097: yes
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
shit RJ, thats not a quote, thats a short story
(16:31:38) John Chapin: are you literate?
(16:32:00) John Chapin: seriously, can you read and understand english?
(16:32:09) Jeff Morrison: I'm gonna go cry now
(16:32:16) John Chapin: no, i'm going somewhere with this...
My two feet.
TurboOmni08: we are leaning about self disclosure...I just thought I would share
John Chapin: don't ever share that again
TurboOmni08: :-(
John Chapin: or i'll teach you about non-disclosure
TurboOmni08: I cry myself to sleep at night because of you
John Chapin: and wound closure
TurboOmni08: how about some self-exposure?
John Chapin signed off at 12:34:51 PM.
Jeff Morrison - Used Car Manager
Woodstock Garage, Inc.
Chrysler - Dodge - Jeep - RAM
Current Stable of Mopar Junk
57 Chrysler Windsor 4drHT - 67 Dodge D100 Short Bed Step Side - 71 Dodge Challenger - 91 Chrysler Lebaron LX 33k mile Survivor - 91 Dodge Dakota V8 - 05 Chrysler Crossfire Roadster - 08 Ram 2500 Cummins
TurboOmni08: I miss last years officers...u guys are the best
TurboOmni08: saw boobies some this weekend
ScottyB226: we're the best bc we're straight gangsta
TurboOmni08: holla
ScottyB226: ah boobies
ScottyB226: good man
TurboOmni08: I love boobies
TurboOmni08: lol...all kinds
ScottyB226: huzzah for boobies, indeed
ScottyB226: im a fan
Jeff Morrison - Used Car Manager
Woodstock Garage, Inc.
Chrysler - Dodge - Jeep - RAM
Current Stable of Mopar Junk
57 Chrysler Windsor 4drHT - 67 Dodge D100 Short Bed Step Side - 71 Dodge Challenger - 91 Chrysler Lebaron LX 33k mile Survivor - 91 Dodge Dakota V8 - 05 Chrysler Crossfire Roadster - 08 Ram 2500 Cummins
TurboOmni08 Wrote:TurboOmni08: I miss last years officers...u guys are the best
TurboOmni08: saw boobies some this weekend
ScottyB226: we're the best bc we're straight gangsta
TurboOmni08: holla
ScottyB226: ah boobies
ScottyB226: good man
TurboOmni08: I love boobies
TurboOmni08: lol...all kinds
ScottyB226: huzzah for boobies, indeed
ScottyB226: im a fan
YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT!
1996 BMW 328is white │ 89 BMW 325i track car │84 BMW 325e for sale!│Past: 94 Honda Del Sol S, 2003 Toyota 4Runner V8 Limited, 1996 BMW 328i
e30/e36 parts for sale... PM me
DrgnFiend: hahahaha, Julia and several others are trying to convince me to b00st the meotter
JessicaRabbit79: ha!
JessicaRabbit79: fantastic
JessicaRabbit79: DO IT
JessicaRabbit79: see... see what happens when you have teh rot?
DrgnFiend: thankfully I have sane individuals like Evan reminding me Turbo isn't legal in SM, and no point in killing my engine.
JessicaRabbit79: that's the first time I've ever heard anyone refer to anyone else in MM as sane
DrgnFiend: well sane by comparison
JessicaRabbit79: bad day + b00st + curvy roads = much better day
Now you know why Mrs. Chapin will always get my vote for #1 MM Wife.
Ev V dOg: well
Ev V dOg: i was hungry
Ev V dOg: and there was some Total on the refrigerator
Ev V dOg: so i said MIKE GIMMIE DAT CEREAL
Ev V dOg: and the rest was drunken shenanigans
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"You are the only one with a V10... that makes you THE MAN!" -Ryan's Bro
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DJ- "So why arn't you dancin? I see your woman dancin."
Me- "I'm Gangsta"
DJ- "huh?"
Me- "I'm Gangsta...we don't dance."
DJ- "Why not!?"
Me- "My gat would fall out my pants..."
Jeff Morrison - Used Car Manager
Woodstock Garage, Inc.
Chrysler - Dodge - Jeep - RAM
Current Stable of Mopar Junk
57 Chrysler Windsor 4drHT - 67 Dodge D100 Short Bed Step Side - 71 Dodge Challenger - 91 Chrysler Lebaron LX 33k mile Survivor - 91 Dodge Dakota V8 - 05 Chrysler Crossfire Roadster - 08 Ram 2500 Cummins
My favorite would have to be one from yesterdays scenic drive...we had some walkie talkie radios with us
Aaron is his benz
Shea in his STi
Aaron - "To all you amish people out here with your illegal radios, come get some, i'm in the white Subaru STi!"
Aaron talking to Adam
Aaron - "I can see you now"
Adam - "Good, I'm glad you can see a CAR"
ROFL!!!
--
Aaron
"Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor." - John Ciardi
me to jeff: "EAT THE CRUST!"
I Am Mike
4 wheels: '01 RAV4 (Formerly '93 Civic CX, '01 S2000, '10 GTI, '09 A4 Avant)
2 wheels: '12 Surly Cross-Check Custom | '14 Trek Madone 2.1 105 | '17 Norco Threshold SL Force 1 | '17 Norco Revolver 9.2 FS | '18 BMC Roadmachine 02 Two | '19 Norco Search XR Steel (Formerly '97 Honda VFR750F, '05 Giant TCR 2, '15 WeThePeople Atlas 24, '10 Scott Scale 29er XT, '11 Cervelo R3 Rival, '12 Ridley X-Fire Red)
No longer onyachin.
While bringing back the F3 on Sunday we were passed by a truck towing a rather nice Supercharged Sea Doo.
Matt to Ryan - What they're hauling is much cooler than what you're hauling.
Ryan to Matt - That thing doesn't do wheelies
Andrew to Ryan - Neither does yours.
MichaelJComputer: i just showed my coworker all your cars
MichaelJComputer: he didnt get it
TurboOmni08: no one ever does
MichaelJComputer: lol
TurboOmni08: makes me sad to live
TurboOmni08: he likely thinks I am poor and gay
TurboOmni08: two things that are not true
MichaelJComputer: maybe just poor and insane
Jeff Morrison - Used Car Manager
Woodstock Garage, Inc.
Chrysler - Dodge - Jeep - RAM
Current Stable of Mopar Junk
57 Chrysler Windsor 4drHT - 67 Dodge D100 Short Bed Step Side - 71 Dodge Challenger - 91 Chrysler Lebaron LX 33k mile Survivor - 91 Dodge Dakota V8 - 05 Chrysler Crossfire Roadster - 08 Ram 2500 Cummins
RJ - "watching these guys trying to put together that [safety] group buy is like trying to watch a retard fuck a door knob"
1994 Ford Ranger
2004 Honda S2000
2007 BMW X3
*ahem*
Its "watching a retard trying to hump a doorknob"
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
Pretend BJ is posting this:
Mike: I wanted to hang out with my friends so I didn't call her.
Mike: But now, I want to hang out of my pants so I'm gonna call her.
I Am Mike
4 wheels: '01 RAV4 (Formerly '93 Civic CX, '01 S2000, '10 GTI, '09 A4 Avant)
2 wheels: '12 Surly Cross-Check Custom | '14 Trek Madone 2.1 105 | '17 Norco Threshold SL Force 1 | '17 Norco Revolver 9.2 FS | '18 BMC Roadmachine 02 Two | '19 Norco Search XR Steel (Formerly '97 Honda VFR750F, '05 Giant TCR 2, '15 WeThePeople Atlas 24, '10 Scott Scale 29er XT, '11 Cervelo R3 Rival, '12 Ridley X-Fire Red)
No longer onyachin.
Not said by an MM member, but a buddy of mine when he saw G's RX-7:
"That thing looks like it hit everything but the lottery."
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