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JackoliciousLegs Wrote:picture of dude grabbing balls

hey, it worked for in Hartigan in Sin City....
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I think the assessments are pretty accurate.

NSFW, I guess...

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'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944

"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
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it's so....perfect

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i wish someone would send this to a toyota executive so they'd get the hint.
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Fuck I hate that commercial!!
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944

"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
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brilliant
gets stuck in my head every time.


I didnt even know it was a real song
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Speeding ticket fail

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Epic win!

Could anybody make out what the guy was saying, or talking about?
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BLINGMW Wrote:Speeding ticket fail

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Definite fail
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Got to this from the ticket fail. Holy crap.

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'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944

"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
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Apoc Wrote:Holy crap.
Indeed! Confusedhock: That couldn't have gone any worse. Darwin award?
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How not to load a cannon - FAIL

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Seatbelts, sometimes they're useful

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JackoliciousLegs Wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/Original-drawing-of-...1|240:1318


Someone got ripped the hell off.
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Feersty Wrote:
JackoliciousLegs Wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/Original-drawing-of-...1|240:1318


Someone got ripped the hell off.

:roll:
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G.Irish Wrote:Seatbelts, sometimes they're useful
jeezus! Confusedhock:
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a van is a good guy with a van
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LOL
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CaptainHenreh Wrote:I'm disappointed in you, Rex.
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Evan Wrote:
CaptainHenreh Wrote:I'm disappointed in you, Rex.

Seriously?

When the bill fell on the dog's head, I about peed myself.
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