Best MM Quotes of all time

CaptainHenreh · 08-30-2005, 02:40 AM

(in a coversation about the shortcomings of peak horsepower as a measurement of an engine's power)

Mdmnfn: its like 4 mexicans picking apples
CaptainHenreh: oh boy. I gotta hear this.
Mdmnfn: if they aren't there,they can't be doing it fast
Mdmnfn: but you can do more work with more of them there(torque),and you can also make them work faster(hp)
Mdmnfn: it just depends on what you want them to do
CaptainHenreh: well, you can either have more mexicans (more torque) or work them harder (higher revs) to get the same work (horsepower) completed.
Mdmnfn: right
CaptainHenreh: but Mexicanpower would offend someone, I'm sure.

and later in the conversation went on, the word "coronacharger" was invented.

damnit458 · 09-12-2005, 11:11 PM

GVGuevara: u know, i need to open a riding school
GVGuevara: we'll have a MSF course
GVGuevara: like every weekend
damnit458: lol
GVGuevara: and we'd have a stunt course
GVGuevara: boulevard pimp riding course
damnit458: LOL
GVGuevara: dirt bike
GVGuevara: supermoto
GVGuevara: holla at bitches while riding your chopper or sportbike
GVGuevara: and a road racing course

Feersty · 09-13-2005, 12:04 AM

CaptainHenreh Wrote:(in a coversation about the shortcomings of peak horsepower as a measurement of an engine's power)

Mdmnfn: its like 4 mexicans picking apples
CaptainHenreh: oh boy. I gotta hear this.
Mdmnfn: if they aren't there,they can't be doing it fast
Mdmnfn: but you can do more work with more of them there(torque),and you can also make them work faster(hp)
Mdmnfn: it just depends on what you want them to do
CaptainHenreh: well, you can either have more mexicans (more torque) or work them harder (higher revs) to get the same work (horsepower)completed.
Mdmnfn: right
CaptainHenreh: but Mexicanpower would offend someone, I'm sure.

and later in the conversation went on, the word "coronacharger" was invented.

waits for further responses.

**Mike** · 09-13-2005, 12:12 AM

you might be waiting for a while because that was 2 weeks ago.

Evan · 09-13-2005, 04:06 PM

Feersty Wrote:waits for further responses.

:?:

**Jeff** · 09-13-2005, 04:49 PM

RexÔÇÖs mom- ÔÇ£ItÔÇÖs my truck, and we are going to call it The Goat Mobile.ÔÇØ

Feersty · 09-13-2005, 04:56 PM

Evan Wrote:
Feersty Wrote:waits for further responses.
:?:

The conversation was racist.

.RJ · 09-13-2005, 04:58 PM

Your head a splode

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Sijray21 · 09-13-2005, 05:07 PM

Feersty Wrote:The conversation was racist.

so was your cartoon you posted up Tongue

...that (btw) i never saw, lol

there are a lot of things that are racist, but that's more of an "entertaining" kind of racism. As long as it doesn't hurt anyone or stir up some bad attention.

It's kinda like when i'm in a room without any other azians, i know statistically i should have the smallest penis in the room. It's a little dissapointing Sad

. but it is nice to know that we make all your electronics and a lot of the cars/bikes you like and will soon own the nation Big Grin

.

**Mike** · 09-13-2005, 05:45 PM

Feersty Wrote:
Evan Wrote:
Feersty Wrote:waits for further responses.
:?:

The conversation was racist.

not really. you could substitute the word mexican with white and the word corona with sam adams and it means the exact same thing.

**Mike** · 09-13-2005, 05:46 PM

theguywiththeSi Wrote:
Feersty Wrote:The conversation was racist.

so was your cartoon you posted up ...that (btw) i never saw, lol

there are a lot of things that are racist, but that's more of an "entertaining" kind of racism. As long as it doesn't hurt anyone or stir up some bad attention.

It's kinda like when i'm in a room without any other azians, i know statistically i should have the smallest penis in the room. It's a little dissapointing . but it is nice to know that we make all your electronics and a lot of the cars/bikes you like and will soon own the nation .

boi, shut up and make me some flied lice... k?

Feersty · 09-13-2005, 05:53 PM

Double standard for whatever I say. I just don't get it sometimes.

**Mike** · 09-13-2005, 06:02 PM

what is the double standard?

you posted a racist joke regarding a subject where thousands of people lost their homes and many even lost their lives.

rex posted a joke about a subject that is non-serious and could be applied to any race. the fact that he chose mexican and corona has nothing to do with the idea he is trying to convey.

you take your "joke" and put a white person in it and it suddenly makes no sense, whereas his would make sense regardless who you chose. actually, i don't even find ANY racism in the idea of a mexican worker... and then relating mexican to corona... i mean... jesus.

in summary, his joke = joke. your joke = something not to be joked about at that point in time.

why don't you come over here and walk up some stairs? i'd like to push you down them.

.RJ · 09-13-2005, 06:25 PM

RacerEvan55: and i got in a shouting match with the fruit on sunday
RacerEvan55: so he may move out
jester0097: lol
jester0097: were you guys fighting about who could be on top again?

MichaelJComputer: no, who got to drive the miata

Feersty · 09-13-2005, 09:10 PM

Mike Wrote:what is the double standard?

you posted a racist joke regarding a subject where thousands of people lost their homes and many even lost their lives.

rex posted a joke about a subject that is non-serious and could be applied to any race. the fact that he chose mexican and corona has nothing to do with the idea he is trying to convey.

you take your "joke" and put a white person in it and it suddenly makes no sense, whereas his would make sense regardless who you chose. actually, i don't even find ANY racism in the idea of a mexican worker... and then relating mexican to corona... i mean... jesus.

in summary, his joke = joke. your joke = something not to be joked about at that point in time.

why don't you come over here and walk up some stairs? i'd like to push you down them.

No thanks, point taken.

ScottyB · 09-13-2005, 09:41 PM

.RJ Wrote:RacerEvan55: and i got in a shouting match with the fruit on sunday
RacerEvan55: so he may move out
jester0097: lol
jester0097: were you guys fighting about who could be on top again?

MichaelJComputer: no, who got to drive the miata

hahaha, ah the joy the miata brings to MM

**Chris** · 09-13-2005, 10:08 PM

ScottyB Wrote:
.RJ Wrote:RacerEvan55: and i got in a shouting match with the fruit on sunday
RacerEvan55: so he may move out
jester0097: lol
jester0097: were you guys fighting about who could be on top again?

MichaelJComputer: no, who got to drive the miata

hahaha, ah the joy the miata brings to MM

and its going to be harder and harder to take after I get one.

Evan · 09-13-2005, 10:47 PM

eh, that was dumb. why would I let some kid I dont even like drive my car?

Feersty · 09-14-2005, 11:02 AM

.RJ Wrote:RacerEvan55: and i got in a shouting match with the fruit on sunday
RacerEvan55: so he may move out
jester0097: lol
jester0097: were you guys fighting about who could be on top again?

MichaelJComputer: no, who got to drive the miata

**Jeff** · 09-14-2005, 06:13 PM

IM convo between myself and a fellow turbododge.com member about selling and trading used parts...

spirit4sfed: for such a small community its hustlin lol
TurboOmni08: treu that
TurboOmni08: we are like parts pimps
TurboOmni08: all of us
spirit4sfed: lmfao

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