The Zombie Preparedness Thread

[Maengelito]

ooohh, good vote Maeng. If the apocalypse is coming, might as well have some fun at your new compound.

yup, plus the HQ/production for ariel atoms is moving to VIR.

[CaptainHenreh]

until they keep some zombie chained up out back! haha

find a nice big wearhouse that has one of the pull down ladders to get roof access... build a couple of shelters up there... call it a day!

how would you get any injured people up there? rope/winch?

If they can't make it, sorry mate you're zombie bait.

[ScottyB]

If they can't make it, sorry mate you're zombie bait.

they'd give away your position! gotta eat 'em.

[Kaan]

If they can't make it, sorry mate you're zombie bait.

they'd give away your position! gotta eat 'em.

you can have my position, i just want to see one scale 40ft of wall!

[Kaan]

i'm going to go ahead and order some of these!
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[Maengelito]

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[REED]

now here is a thought - how long do you think the typical body takes to decay to the point of immobility. I'm thinking about the movie Dawn of the Dead, where everyone was hiding in the mall, hanging out for what seemed like a couple weeks. I feel that if you can make past the first couple days, wouldn't the zombies just start falling apart?

[WRXtranceformed]

Or like 7 Days Later or whatever that movie was where they just starve themselves due to lack of brains.

[BLINGMW]

Danville winter = no WAY! we need a place with a fire place

christ, it's winter? I just assumed zombies would wait for fair weather. All you guys who plan to go live on the water until it's over are going to freeze to death.

I'm also not sure about this "approach heavily guarded military installation" plan. They are going to shoot your potential zombie ass without hesitation.

[ViPER1313]

Just hope they aren't like the ones in "I Am Legend" - those things didn't die off.

[REED]

I haven't seen I am Legend, but I believe they are like the ones in 28 days/weeks later - which as a matter of fact aren't zombies - just super crazy people

[Kaan]

We need to find a place like in Reign of Fire! make ourselves a cool clubhouse/castle!

[Dave]

I agree on approaching a military installation. You'll have to find some way to prove you're not a zombie to the military. And even then they'll probably shoot you. Maybe if you walk in a perfectly straight line for a half mile, but god help you if you should stumble on something.


As much as I liked the plantation idea, it sounds to me like the the official MM rendezvous point in case of zombie attack is the grounds of VIR. I believe it already has chain link fences all the way around too, which is a big plus, so we'd just need to set up a good barrier at the entry point.

[Kaan]

VIR i can get to VIR on one tank of gas in the crx... assuming it makes the drive without blowing up!

I claim one of the rooms over the garage on the front straight... we can screw up the steps and do the rope ladder thing there

and shoot deer out in the field without having to leave!

[Apoc]

VIR actually isn't a half bad idea. Kaan, you can weld right? We'll need to tear down some of the corrugated metal buildings to fortify corner stations as lookouts.

[Goodspeed]

Excellent ideas and input. VIR is a good choice, on site Lodge for accomodations, flagger stations can serve as lookout posts, perhaps station a sniper up in the oak tree and of course the tower would be the official base of operations.

So, in the event of an outbreak:MM and friendlies, make your way to VIR. We can fashion left-behind race vehicles into demonic patrol cars to bump off any stragglers on the track:



I figure, from our newly acquired base, we can perhaps start a survivor colony (that just so happens to be well stocked in gasoline), or, we can choose to assess blame and retaliate in the event that the outbreak was created by the government or an extremely powerful biological weapons corporation with vast underground laboratories.

[Dragon]

So we're all agreed, make it to VIR.

[WRXtranceformed]

Sounds like a plan, who's bringing the girls though?!? Lord knows I don't want to be holed up with you sausage-festers for more than a couple days at a time!

[Dragon]

Oh I'm sure you can go into Danville and find Stiffanie, or some of the other Danville sl00ts before they get turned into Redneck Zombies. There will be no sharing of significant others just because the end of the world may be at hand, y'all are on your own.