4th Annual "Burn It Down" Cookout - August 11, 2K7
#81
asteele2 Wrote:
Mike Wrote:is ginger dating a semi-ginger?

No.

She's a brunette.

Looks more dirty blonde to me.

Maybe you're talking about the rug and not the curtains?
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944

"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
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#82
I think she dyed her hair, but I dont pay much attention.
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#83
Liar. You know you stare at her to maximize your spank bank account.

I hereby deem this thread OT.
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944

"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
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#84
Apoc Wrote:Liar. You know you stare at her to maximize your spank bank account.

Friend's girlfriends are off limits.... at least, to me. We know you have no shame.
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#85
You mean a thought never creeped into your head while you were in the throws of entertaining yourself? I call BS.
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944

"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
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#86
Cant say it has. Sorry to disapoint you :dunno:
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#87
haha...it's hilarious how serious the questions are being asked.
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#88
Chris is just a dirty old man
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#89
Apoc Wrote:
asteele2 Wrote:
Mike Wrote:is ginger dating a semi-ginger?

No.

She's a brunette.

Looks more dirty blonde to me.

Highlights.

*insert RJ is terminally single joke here*
When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.

2009 Speed Triple | 2006 DR-Z400SM | 1999 CBR600F4 | 1998 Jeep Cherokee

-Ginger
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#90
asteele2 Wrote:*insert RJ is terminally single joke here*

What the hell does that have to do with anything?
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#91
Apoc Wrote:Liar. You know you stare at her to maximize your spank bank account.

I hereby deem this thread OT.

it's called a spank bank.
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#92
Mike Wrote:
Apoc Wrote:Liar. You know you stare at her to maximize your spank bank account.

I hereby deem this thread OT.

it's called a spank bank.

:?:
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#93
.RJ Wrote:
Mike Wrote:
Apoc Wrote:Liar. You know you stare at her to maximize your spank bank account.

I hereby deem this thread OT.

it's called a spank bank.

:?:

he called it a "spank bank account." i corrected him, it's just "spank bank."

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I Am Mike
4 wheels:  '01 RAV4 (Formerly '93 Civic CX, '01 S2000, '10 GTI, '09 A4 Avant)
2 wheels: '12 Surly Cross-Check Custom | '14 Trek Madone 2.1 105 | '17 Norco Threshold SL Force 1 | '17 Norco Revolver 9.2 FS | '18 BMC Roadmachine 02 Two | '19 Norco Search XR Steel (Formerly '97 Honda VFR750F, '05 Giant TCR 2, '15 WeThePeople Atlas 24, '10 Scott Scale 29er XT, '11 Cervelo R3 Rival, '12 Ridley X-Fire Red)

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#94
:roll:
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#95
.RJ Wrote:
asteele2 Wrote:*insert RJ is terminally single joke here*

What the hell does that have to do with anything?

If everybody else (ok... just Chris) is getting in on the RJ jokes I'm going to, too.
When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.

2009 Speed Triple | 2006 DR-Z400SM | 1999 CBR600F4 | 1998 Jeep Cherokee

-Ginger
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#96
Lame.

Maybe we should find a fencepost for Mikey.
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#97
.RJ Wrote:Maybe we should find a fencepost for Mikey.

:?:
I Am Mike
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2 wheels: '12 Surly Cross-Check Custom | '14 Trek Madone 2.1 105 | '17 Norco Threshold SL Force 1 | '17 Norco Revolver 9.2 FS | '18 BMC Roadmachine 02 Two | '19 Norco Search XR Steel (Formerly '97 Honda VFR750F, '05 Giant TCR 2, '15 WeThePeople Atlas 24, '10 Scott Scale 29er XT, '11 Cervelo R3 Rival, '12 Ridley X-Fire Red)

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#98
Mike Wrote:
Apoc Wrote:Liar. You know you stare at her to maximize your spank bank account.

it's called a spank bank.

I'm aware of that but I chose to take creative license to I could use the term maximize.

Thanks for that though... now get to writing about Kyoto.
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944

"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
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#99
Mike Wrote:
.RJ Wrote:Maybe we should find a fencepost for Mikey.

:?:

I'll name it "semantics" for you, and you can put it in your office.
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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.RJ Wrote:
Mike Wrote:
.RJ Wrote:Maybe we should find a fencepost for Mikey.

:?:

I'll name it "semantics" for you, and you can put it in your office.

but, but, i won't be in this office much longer!

fuck kyoto! just see everything... it's all awesome.
I Am Mike
4 wheels:  '01 RAV4 (Formerly '93 Civic CX, '01 S2000, '10 GTI, '09 A4 Avant)
2 wheels: '12 Surly Cross-Check Custom | '14 Trek Madone 2.1 105 | '17 Norco Threshold SL Force 1 | '17 Norco Revolver 9.2 FS | '18 BMC Roadmachine 02 Two | '19 Norco Search XR Steel (Formerly '97 Honda VFR750F, '05 Giant TCR 2, '15 WeThePeople Atlas 24, '10 Scott Scale 29er XT, '11 Cervelo R3 Rival, '12 Ridley X-Fire Red)

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