It's Friday and I'm bored

[.RJ]

some asshole backed into my miata last night

Better than some asshole going straight from a right turn lane and nearly running me over this morning.

I hope he saw it, because I did it as hard as I could.

[ScottyB]

get your fiber, far-east style....

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:barf:

[damnit458]

get your fiber, far-east style....

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:barf:

CARDBOARD! Sounds delicious :wink:

[HAULN-SS]

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i couldnt save this til friday..but its pretty funny

edit: may be NSFW..your call

[Apoc]

Wow I closed that after 23 seconds. I wish I hadn't waited that long but she's kinda hot.

[Evan]

she isnt bad, but nothing special in the land of insta porn. id actually have more respect for her if she had some clothes on. she is definately more entertaining than all the other cam whores, but that doesnt make her less of a cam whore.

[HAULN-SS]

I'd never even heard of her til my friend showed me that link..oh yeah..i guess it's NSFW for anyone reading this tomorrow at work

[Andy]

I'd never even heard of her til my friend showed me that link..oh yeah..i guess it's NSFW for anyone reading this tomorrow at work

Put that shit in the first goddamn post dickwad. I'm at work and I swear to god that better not be tagged as me looking at porn.

[HAULN-SS]

Lol - i'd say its no big deal. It's more for the funny, than the girl anyway.

[ScottyB]

so i'm quietly sitting at a busy red light last night with my windows down, and some douche pulls up next to me blasting some terrible rap "music." it was so loud and obnoxious i couldn't even think straight, except that i wanted to kill this person. this got me thinking...what happens when two people meet up at a red light with their oontz's oontzing?

do they just ignore each other and deal with someone else's music totally ruining their music, or do they battle on the spot? does the man with the inferior chrome and rim size bow out prematurely and let the other's music overpower his? do they keep turning up the volume until their ears bleed? do they ghostride as a tie breaker? i'm sure this has happened somewhere.

[HAULN-SS]

I think it depends on whether it's the same kind of oontz? I mean - if one guy is blasting metal, and the other guy is blasting rap - i think a volume battle is in order. If they're both blasting rap, i think they ghostride as a sort of truce.

[Goodspeed]

this got me thinking...what happens when two people meet up at a red light with their oontz's oontzing?

MIHS
Code of Conduct
Section 4, Paragraph III

When two or more persons (gangsta, crip, blood, thug etc.), each playing their music of choice in their vehicle, come within earshot of each other, Article VI of the MIHS Code of Conduct thus comes into effect, whereby a decibel showdown must occur. Participants solicit the nearest willing bystander to judge each participants sound systems MVL (Maximum Volume Level). Should a bystander be unwilling to participate or one simply cannot be found, Article VI states that a deathmatch must occur; participants are allowed to use whatever weapons are available to them*

*Note: If guns, commonly referred to as "gats", are to be used, they MUST be held at an angle parallel to the ground, i.e. sideways.

[Hunter]

I love fridays.


PS. What happens if the tints are too dark and they can't eye each other down to determine the next logical step. Is there a default competition?

Also what if someone has hydraulics and can make their car dance to the oontz? Does that trump everything?


Edit: the MIHS rulebook may have just answered my questions

[ScottyB]

Goodspeed, i see you were quick to pull information from the MIHS code, however there have been revisions since the initial inception of the code.

MIHS
Code of Conduct
Section 4, Paragraph III Addendum A

"in the event of said decibel showdown, if any number of combatants are found to be playing music of high differentiated cultural origin (see: country R&B, rap) then typical means of judging may be altered to accept additional supporting items such as bitches, gun racks, brush guards, lighting effects, hydraulics, and other means of vehicular customization. These elements of course play a lesser part in the overall outcome, however their added equity must be noted."

[Maengelito]

this got me thinking...what happens when two people meet up at a red light with their oontz's oontzing?

MIHS
Code of Conduct
Section 4, Paragraph III

When two or more persons (gangsta, crip, blood, thug etc.), each playing their music of choice in their vehicle, come within earshot of each other, Article VI of the MIHS Code of Conduct thus comes into effect, whereby a decibel showdown must occur. Participants solicit the nearest willing bystander to judge each participants sound systems MVL (Maximum Volume Level). Should a bystander be unwilling to participate or one simply cannot be found, Article VI states that a deathmatch must occur; participants are allowed to use whatever weapons are available to them*

*Note: If guns, commonly referred to as "gats", are to be used, they MUST be held at an angle parallel to the ground, i.e. sideways.

can we impeach goodspeed? :lol:

[Goodspeed]

Ya'll can't impeach me, MIHS fo' life! :wink:

Also, this is the proper way to settle an oontz deathmatch, as seen in a MIHS training video. Note the liberal usage of the sideways 9 and the '64 Impala, both MIHS approved.

[Mike]

it's friday and i got a new job mo money, no commute... blang blang!

[Hunter]

On an unrelated but still bored on friday note, my brother sent me a video.

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It's a fight between two midgets on the Jerry Springer show. If you are offended by a studio audience laughing and midgets then don't watch it, but having said that... it's hilarious.

[ScottyB]

it's friday and i got a new job mo money, no commute... blang blang!

congrats. did you old boss not raise you up like you had mentioned before, or did you find something out of the blue you wanted?

[ScottyB]

On an unrelated but still bored on friday note, my brother sent me a video.

oh wow. i've got nothing.

hunter, you just made my year.