Best MM Quotes of all time

[ScottyB]

I also switched to 56 to honor Terry Tate.

damn straight! 8)

[.RJ]

Dont be bringin that weak ass shit up in this humpty dumpty! w000 w000000000!!!!

[.RJ]

jester0097: want to go to san diego?
MatthewSLeech: what?
jester0097: did i stutter
MatthewSLeech: what the hell is in San Diego? And when?
jester0097: if you really have to ask why i do anything impulsive, stupid and/or absurd i should just slap you

[ScottyB]

while riding in jay's old and busted GTI....

me "so why is the valve cover gasket leaking oil?"
jay "....it's made of wood. there is wood product in my engine."

note - vintage GTI's have valve cover gaskets made of cork. true story.

[.RJ]

better wood than plastic..... as was everything on the damn lunchboxes. at least there was convenient places to rest a frosty beverage in the engine bay while working.

[Jeff]

um....lots of cars have cork gaskets...All 2.2 Chryslers use them. We toss them though...RTV works MUCH better.

[ScottyB]

um....lots of cars have cork gaskets...All 2.2 Chryslers use them. We toss them though...RTV works MUCH better.

ha! no kidding....the thought of using wood in an internal combustion engine still makes me laugh though.

[Jeff]

hehe...he said "wood"

[LorenaBeana]

One of my car buddies talking to Gerald about this forum:

Ryan: so is Maeng's Mom really hot or what? <confused about all the 'doing Maeng's Mom' comments

[Maengelito]

One of my car buddies talking to Gerald about this forum:

Ryan: so is Maeng's Mom really hot or what? <confused about all the 'doing Maeng's Mom' comments

lol, i dont know why, but its funny when lorena types it

oh and here's another RJ classic

jester0097: if it has tits or tires... u cant afford it

[Dragon]

While at lunch yesterday
Me - WOOHOO, look at that Joe's is opening soon, and they're hiring.
Ryan - w00t, maybe I can get a job there.
Me - Yeah I'm sure Katie can give you a good referral.
Ryan - I hope you die a horrible death.

[Mike]

who is rob?

[Evan]

yeah, matt gets the :?: for that one

[Dragon]

Edited
My apologies, I had just woken up and wasn't paying attention, at least I had the first letter right.

[Mike]

i didn't want to do it because i was still entertaining the possibility that i was the only one who doesn't get it, but yeah....

:?:

[Dragon]

MatthewSLeech: oh great I get to go to a Honda-Tech gay ass meet
jester0097: ass meat
jester0097: mmmm

[Jeff]

LOL!!! ASS MEAT!!!!

[Ryan T]

damnit458: i saw a red mkiv supra today
damnit458: beautiful
montyp5000: I did too
montyp5000: as a matter of fact
damnit458: fuck you
montyp5000: i drove one
damnit458: lol
damnit458: Boy istn it nice to drive something under 3000 pounds?
damnit458: Oh wait
damnit458: thats right
montyp5000: boy isn't it nice to drive something over 100 hp
montyp5000: oh wait
damnit458: hahahaha
montyp5000: thats right
damnit458: touche!

[Dragon]

jester0097: there's one of those things in our office... makes noise and looks like a little person
MatthewSLeech: you really do hate kids don't you
jester0097: yup

[Maengelito]

LorenaBeana: oh, I am definitely a product of the instant-gratification age
Maengelito: ha, now thats pretty hot