CaptainHenreh Wrote:See, there are these two things we're really into.
Cars and Getting Laid.
Pretty much precludes motorcycles. But hey! You guys enjoy!
:?: Does not compute. I like cars and getting laid.
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
Apoc Wrote:CaptainHenreh Wrote:See, there are these two things we're really into.
Cars and Getting Laid.
Pretty much precludes motorcycles. But hey! You guys enjoy!
:?: Does not compute. I like cars and getting laid.
+1 
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No longer onyachin.
I don't have to defend flippant attacks on people's sexuality. 
I can do it at random, without provocation, justification, or explanation.
Probably a bunch of other "-ations" too.
1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442
Apoc Wrote:CaptainHenreh Wrote:See, there are these two things we're really into.
Cars and Getting Laid.
Pretty much precludes motorcycles. But hey! You guys enjoy!
:?: Does not compute. I like cars and getting laid.
still a '+1' 
you can manage all three pretty easily - not to mention that quite often the aspect of being on 2-wheels tends to drop the panties a little quicker
Sijray21 Wrote:you can manage all three pretty easily - not to mention that quite often the aspect of being on 2-wheels tends to drop the panties a little quicker
You guys are dumb, take everything too seriously.
The particular pair of panties I'm concerned with DO NOT DROP when motorcycles are mentioned.
1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442
CaptainHenreh Wrote:The particular pair of panties I'm concerned with DO NOT DROP when motorcycles are mentioned.
whats his name? :wink:
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2004 Honda S2000
2007 BMW X3
CaptainHenreh Wrote:You guys are dumb, take everything too seriously.
I'd think maybe the joke was dumb, not us, because the two reasons you gave pretty much support why you should be into bikes... unless of course today is opposite day or something and I wasn't informed.
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
Apoc Wrote:CaptainHenreh Wrote:You guys are dumb, take everything too seriously.
I'd think maybe the joke was dumb, not us, because the two reasons you gave pretty much support why you should be into bikes... unless of course today is opposite or something and I wasn't informed.
i also take dropping panties and Getting Laid very seriously! :wink:
I hate sushi because I love fish!
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
Rex they have a point. I had to read your post twice to get the joke, and the joke had to do with me.
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Jewels Wrote:Rex they have a point. I had to read your post twice to get the joke, and the joke had to do with me.
*yawn* You guys all suck. It was a joke, directed at Kaan, as a theoretical (and yes, stupid) justification for not owning a bikercycle.
1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442
pwn3d!
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
.RJ Wrote:pwn3d!
Motorcycle suck! :-p
![[Image: mebigg.jpg]](http://www.bigbikeriders.com/images/mebigg.jpg)
I love mah motorbike!
1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442
seriously, what is that? I can't tell what he has powering that thing.
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a van is a good guy with a van
BLINGMW Wrote:seriously, what is that? I can't tell what he has powering that thing.
![[Image: big.jpg]](http://www.bigbikeriders.com/images/big.jpg)
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1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442
ooohhhh...... well that's, um, pretty rediculous!
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a van is a good guy with a van
BLINGMW Wrote:ooohhhh...... well that's, um, pretty rediculous!
Yes....give in to the threadjack....
1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442
Rex knows i was just mentioning a conversation we had while turning wrenches on the busted pile.... a topic i made public because... well it is going to take more than just me to convince him. 
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Jewels Wrote:Rex they have a point. I had to read your post twice to get the joke, and the joke had to do with me.
lol, pw3nd by his own wife!
1994 Ford Ranger
2004 Honda S2000
2007 BMW X3
Maengelito Wrote:Jewels Wrote:Rex they have a point. I had to read your post twice to get the joke, and the joke had to do with me.
lol, pw3nd by his own wife!
I was pwnd by her October 8, 2005. No big story there.
Anyway, the joke was directed at Kaan, not you superficial monkeyshits, and he got it so let's threadjack RJ's thread no more.
1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442
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