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apparently people get really wasted at The Preakness
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the preakness is a shit show. It was WILD there.
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Hahaha they spaced the port o johns out this year to prevent people from running across them... obviously that wasn't going to work.
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I really only think the beginning of this is funny, but props to grandma and gramps (not mine, of course) for the video:

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Psst, Jake, that's the same video Jack posted... right above you.
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Oh. Oops. Guess you can tell who hasn't caught up on the thread...
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hahahaha
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That mooseknuckle made me cringe....
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JackoliciousLegs Wrote:That mooseknuckle made me cringe....

You know, I had an in-depth discussion with Kaan about "mooseknuckle" and I feel like I need to clarify.

A mooseknuckle is NOT a fat girl's camel toe. A fat girl's camel toe is a "big ass camel toe", not a mooseknuckle.

A mooseknuckle is the male equivalent of a camel toe. See:

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Now, you wouldn't call that a camel toe, now would you? No, of course not. It's a mooseknuckle.
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CaptainHenreh Wrote:You know, I had an in-depth discussion with Kaan about "mooseknuckle"

things that make you go hmm
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CaptainHenreh Wrote:A fat girl's camel toe is a "big ass camel toe", not a mooseknuckle.

A mooseknuckle is the male equivalent of a camel toe.

+1

FWIW, that image (that I've seen around for the last... 4 years?... is the only reference I've seen of it.

Urban Dictionary tends to agree.

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WRXtranceformed Wrote:http://www.newcougar.org/forums/videos-p...ougar.html

hahaha....i can't wait until he has to slam on his brakes for the first time
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problem solved, until he's going 65% mach1
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