VPILF!

[Ginger]

Well that didn't take long

[Evan]

Sarah Palin does not have 5 kids, she actually has 7. Their names are Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig, Chuck Norris, and Jack Bauer.

The Northern Lights are really just the reflection from Sarah Palin's eyes.

The Russians sold Alaska to America because Sarah Palin would not submit to autocracy.

The Arctic Circle runs through Alaska so the Sun can have some relief from Sarah Palin's bright glare.

Sarah Palin is allowed first dibs on Alaskan wolfpack kills.

Sarah Palin is so pro-life that she personally hog-tied two reps from Planned Parenthood who came knocking at her door.

It's not raining in DC. Those are God's tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.

Sarah Palin's hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps.

Sarah Palin is the "other" whom Yoda spoke about.

Sarah Palin's presence in the lower 48 means the Arctic ice cap can finally return.

Sarah Palin fired Jack Bauer because he was too soft in dealing with terrorists.

Sarah Palin's pageant career ended early so other women could have a chance.

Sarah Palin's son Track is going to Iraq after the Surge, because a Palin during the Surge would have been unfair.

Sarah Palin wears glasses lest her uncontrollable optic blasts slaughter everyone. (X-Men reference)

Sarah Palin actually has Big Foot in her freezer.

Sarah Palin gave a speech in Texas after her water broke before flying home to Alaska to give birth. (Actually true)

Sarah Palin doesn't need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.

Sarah Palin once spilled coffee on Joe Biden & one of his $400 ties from Pink.

Sarah Palin keeps her hair in a beehive to hide her ninja weaponry.

Sarah Palin will personally open a homemade can of whoopa** on Ahmadinejad, Putin, and Chavez as soon as she's done making mooseburgers for her kids.

A grizzly bear once tried to stare down Sarah Palin. Once.

Sarah Palin will send Joe Biden a pre-debate cheat sheet. The sheet will have tips on defending against Kung Fu Death Grip.

Sarah Palin became governor because five children left her with too much spare energy.

Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity's war against the machines. (Terminator reference)

Three of Sarah Palin's 5 kids came out sideways and she never flinched.

Global Warming doesn't kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does. Generally with her bare hands.

Sarah Palin was the original "Deadliest Catch."

Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting for Kodiak pelts with a slingshot.

Alaska is the 49th state solely because they knew even in 1959 that Sarah Palin never finishes last.

Chuck Norris wishes he was Sarah Palin trapped in a man's body.

Sarah Palin got Tom Brady pregnant, and then left him.

Sarah Palin killed and ate the Grizzly Man.

Sarah Palin killed and ate Frank Murkowski.

Sarah Palin once won the Iditarod without any dogs. She simply willed the sled to victory.

Sarah Palin wears half the makeup that John Edwards wears and still looks like twice the woman he does.

Sarah Palin once guided Santa's sleigh through an Alaskan blizzard with the light from her smile.

Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it's in their interest to jump into the boat.

[Apoc]

ST. PAUL - The 17-year-old daughter of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is pregnant, Palin said Monday in an announcement intended to knock down rumors by liberal bloggers that Palin faked her own pregnancy to cover up for her child.

Bristol Palin, one of Alaska Gov. Palin's five children with her husband, Todd, is about five months pregnant and is going to keep the child and marry the father, the Palins said in a statement released by the campaign of Republican presidential candidate John McCain.

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[NTIman]

I wonder if the guy who knocked her up found out he was getting married on cnn.com or something...

[JackoliciousLegs]

Eh, who cares. Kid got knocked up. It happens. It's not Palin's fault. She sucks for much worse reasons :-)

[Ole]

Which would be????

[Ginger]

[Apoc]

Which would be????

I'm guessing at the top of Jacks list are:
-Thinks R v W should be overturned
-Believes creationism should be taught in schools

[Ole]

I resemble that remark.....

[G.Irish]

ST. PAUL - The 17-year-old daughter of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is pregnant, Palin said Monday in an announcement intended to knock down rumors by liberal bloggers that Palin faked her own pregnancy to cover up for her child.

Bristol Palin, one of Alaska Gov. Palin's five children with her husband, Todd, is about five months pregnant and is going to keep the child and marry the father, the Palins said in a statement released by the campaign of Republican presidential candidate John McCain.

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To me this doesn't prove that Trig is Sarah Palin's son at all. Let's say Bristol is pregnant right now. How could anyone confirm whether she is 5 months, 3 months, or even 1 month pregnant? Even if she is 5 months pregnant the baby wouldn't be born until well after the election.

All it would take is for Bristol to get pregnant again, which may have been okayed by her parents on the provision that her and her beau get married. Problem solved for them.

Really I wouldn't be very skeptical at all except for the flight from Texas Palin took after her water broke. That doesn't make any sense and is medically unlikely that on her 5th child that she would be able to go about 10 hours after the water broke (not to mention the fact that you're not supposed to fly after 7 months). On top of that, no one noted that she was in any kind of distress on the plane, and when she got to Alaska she didn't go to the best hospital in the state (in Anchorage) she drove 45 minutes to her home town hospital. The home town hospital didn't have a record of Trig's birth that day.

Nope, not buying it.

[Apoc]

ST. PAUL - The 17-year-old daughter of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is pregnant, Palin said Monday in an announcement intended to knock down rumors by liberal bloggers that Palin faked her own pregnancy to cover up for her child.

Bristol Palin, one of Alaska Gov. Palin's five children with her husband, Todd, is about five months pregnant and is going to keep the child and marry the father, the Palins said in a statement released by the campaign of Republican presidential candidate John McCain.

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To me this doesn't prove that Trig is Sarah Palin's son at all.

I don't think so either... just adding fuel to see if we can get an explosion.

[HAULN-SS]

Nope, not buying it.

I hope your source isn't a blog. It isn't, is it?

[G.Irish]

Nope, not buying it.

I hope your source isn't a blog. It isn't, is it?

A blog is where I heard about it, but there are plenty of reputable news sources that confirm it.

[Evan]

Nope, not buying it.

I hope your source isn't a blog. It isn't, is it?

A blog is where I heard about it, but there are plenty of reputable news sources that confirm it.

like MSNBC? :lol:

[Apoc]

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I don't think it really matters either way. Her beliefs and stance on the issues are what people should be looking at. Rumor-mongering makes our dull lives meaningful though!

[G.Irish]

Nope, not buying it.

I hope your source isn't a blog. It isn't, is it?

A blog is where I heard about it, but there are plenty of reputable news sources that confirm it.

like MSNBC? :lol:

There were a couple of Alaskan newspapers that covered it and USA Today even had an article about it at the time.

I don't think it really matters either way. Her beliefs and stance on the issues are what people should be looking at. Rumor-mongering makes our dull lives meaningful though!

I think it does matter in the context of someone lying and possibly breaking the law in order to cover something up. Lest we forget Bill Clinton lied and tried to cover up an affair, and he got impeached. Granted he was under oath but if at all possible I think elected officials who break the law should not be in the White House.

[Kaan]

Clinton was not impeached... but they tried.

[stevegula]

Clinton was merely censured.

[Evan]

Clinton was impeached
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after impeachment came the Senate trial, where he was acquited

[WRXtranceformed]

Clinton earned a medal in my book!