Best MM Quotes of all time

[Ryan T]

Dave: (I can't really remember what he said but it sounded very professional)
Ryan: Dave, I give you credit for being very articulate about saying absolutely nothing.

[Mike]

"Would you like a cookie honey?"

[Evan]

"Would you like a cookie honey?"

hahaha!!!
cookie pimp rocks!

Havent seen her in a while though, she must have moved on to a different job where her sales skills would be more profitable. Like selling crack.

[Feersty]

I remember that subway lady, that was in Danville right?

[G.Irish]

LMAO holy crap that woman was the best salesperson evAr!!!

[Mike]

if i recall correctly, she was there recently.

[Dave]

yup, last trip to VIR had her working at the same place, sellin her cookies to any victim with some spare change

[G.Irish]

Situation: Me, Maeng, and RJ are at Harris Teeters buying some Tony Roma's BBQ sauce when an older woman (child-bearing age) walks up.

Woman: What's a good bbq sauce?
Ryan: You could try the bone-sucking sauce.

[Maengelito]

Maengelito: his wing is inferior
GVGuevara: hahaha
GVGuevara: You are now the king of the wings
Maengelito: bring me your finest meats and cheeses

just browsing through some pics, and i ran across this one from an autox in staunton that i had forgotten about:

[.RJ]

GVGuevara: but iv thought with bikes...
jester0097: haha
GVGuevara: win or crash
jester0097: slide or die
GVGuevara: slide and/or die
GVGuevara: good way to end up in a body cast tho
jester0097: this is true
jester0097: cant get a body massage if you're in a cast

[WRXtranceformed]

Maeng at teh dinner after the MM election meeting:

"I'd like to put an ice-cream truck bell on my STi, drive it into a neighborhood, and watch the disappointed looks on the kids faces when they come running for ice cream."

[Chris]

Last night at Jay Ray and Scotty's party I walked into Jay's room to find him at his computer with about 4 ladies around him... the funny part was on the screen was a bling'n pic. of his Si wheel!! hahah, I yelled "Bling wheels!" and shut the door...

[WRXtranceformed]

I think I accidentally cock blocked you last night JayRay ! You were taking some chick into your room to "show her pics of your car" and I was like oh lemme see too ! Then the chick kinda gave me a stink face and I was like oh nevermind then woops! heheh

Hope I didn't wreck your game playa~ :lol:

[Feersty]

Definitely glad I stayed in last night, Friday was a little ridiculous.

[bassmangrammy]

Ferst...we missed you...most def

[G.Irish]

jester0097: they need a body massage service in the airports
jester0097: i'd be all over that for long layovers
jester0097: right next to the pork chop sandwiches cart

[.RJ]

GVGuevara: but whatever, like i care what a stripper thinks
GVGuevara: i dont even respect normal women

[.RJ]

montyp5000: we discussed this at the O meeting last night, tell me what you think
montyp5000: getting an afternoon on teh commons
jester0097: club b00st therapy?
jester0097: we need it
montyp5000: can't afford to therapy everyone
montyp5000: maeng and evan would be there for monthes
jester0097: haha
montyp5000: and poor chapin, he'd have to be hospitalized
jester0097: lol

[Sijray21]

I think I accidentally cock blocked you last night JayRay ! You were taking some chick into your room to "show her pics of your car" and I was like oh lemme see too ! Then the chick kinda gave me a stink face and I was like oh nevermind then woops! heheh

Hope I didn't wreck your game playa~ :lol:

late to the scene...

yeah IIRC i was definitely trying to hit that, but her friends were more of a cockblock than anyone else

i have to agree though, "Bling Wheels!!!" from chris made my night, lol

[G.Irish]

late to the scene...

yeah IIRC i was definitely trying to hit that, but her friends were more of a cockblock than anyone else

i have to agree though, "Bling Wheels!!!" from chris made my night, lol

We're going to have to have a "Divide and Conquer" clinic...