VA inspection sucks

**JackoliciousLegs** · 08-19-2004, 09:29 AM

anyways, yes, i failed cuz of the exhaust leak on my car, and I got up at 730 and I'm back at the house now. Passed inspection. My car is registered in HBurg, so no emissions, but the exhaust guy refused to put my presilencer and downpipe on. He said it was 25k fine if he removed emissions stuff. That's BS, but I guess I"m looking for a high flow cat now...

.RJ · 08-19-2004, 09:30 AM

Put it on yourself

**Mike** · 08-19-2004, 09:36 AM

jack doesn't like to get dirty.

Sijray21 · 08-19-2004, 09:44 AM

well i'll vouch for him if it requires welding as the exhaust job did on the old '86 vw....i don't have the tools nor skills to weld, so i had the shop do it

.RJ · 08-19-2004, 10:01 AM

MichaelJComputer Wrote:jack doesn't like to get dirty.

Is he afraid of sand in his vagina?

**Mike** · 08-19-2004, 10:05 AM

.RJ Wrote:
MichaelJComputer Wrote:jack doesn't like to get dirty.

Is he afraid of sand in his vagina?

no, he might burn his glorious locks on something hot underneath the hood...

REED · 08-19-2004, 11:55 AM

hahahaha. ha

**JackoliciousLegs** · 08-19-2004, 01:02 PM

MichaelJComputer Wrote:jack doesn't like to get dirty.

It's going to require cutting and welding. I'm going to send the presilencer back.

Feersty · 08-19-2004, 01:43 PM

Let's see a picture of that crazy mane! Rowrrwr

white_2kgt · 08-19-2004, 01:49 PM

You know where the original super walmart is? Well whatever that road is called, there is an underpass where the a road that intersects w/ the walmart road goes under a bridge. Right at that bridge there is a little shop (oposite side of the hwy from walmart), there is a one bay that you can see from the road. Stop in there on Saturday morning. They'll put it on for ya, no questions asked.

-c

**Mike** · 08-19-2004, 02:06 PM

is that murphy's muffler or something like that?

**G.Irish** · 08-19-2004, 02:23 PM

MichaelJComputer Wrote:no, he might burn his glorious locks on something hot underneath the hood...

Jackie Locks we shall call him. "One day on a fine morning the forest Jackie Locks came upon a tuner shop. The door was open so he invited himself in. Upon one of the work benches there were three turbos sitting out waiting to be installed. "Hmm," said Jackie Locks. "This turbo is too small..."

**Chris** · 08-19-2004, 02:27 PM

G.Irish Wrote:
MichaelJComputer Wrote:no, he might burn his glorious locks on something hot underneath the hood...

Jackie Locks we shall call him. "One day on a fine morning the forest Jackie Locks came upon a tuner shop. The door was open so he invited himself in. Upon one of the work benches there were three turbos sitting out waiting to be installed. "Hmm," said Jackie Locks. "This turbo is too small..."

you should write children's stories, motorsport style.

Dragon · 08-19-2004, 03:28 PM

Personally I liked his "thankyou b00st inventor, we salute you"

Maengelito · 08-19-2004, 05:40 PM

Chris Wrote:
G.Irish Wrote:
MichaelJComputer Wrote:no, he might burn his glorious locks on something hot underneath the hood...

Jackie Locks we shall call him. "One day on a fine morning the forest Jackie Locks came upon a tuner shop. The door was open so he invited himself in. Upon one of the work benches there were three turbos sitting out waiting to be installed. "Hmm," said Jackie Locks. "This turbo is too small..."

you should write children's stories, motorsport style.

i dunno, i'm not sure if gerald's stories would be appropriate for children.

Feersty · 08-19-2004, 06:18 PM

Maengelito Wrote:
Chris Wrote:
G.Irish Wrote:
MichaelJComputer Wrote:no, he might burn his glorious locks on something hot underneath the hood...

Jackie Locks we shall call him. "One day on a fine morning the forest Jackie Locks came upon a tuner shop. The door was open so he invited himself in. Upon one of the work benches there were three turbos sitting out waiting to be installed. "Hmm," said Jackie Locks. "This turbo is too small..."

you should write children's stories, motorsport style.

i dunno, i'm not sure if gerald's stories would be appropriate for children.

He probably talk about doing the Shocker at some point so that would never work.

[Image: Russ%20as%20The%20Shocker%20on%20Holloween.jpg]

**G.Irish** · 08-19-2004, 06:28 PM

Rob that picture of your gimp is totally unnecessary and rather disturbing

Feersty · 08-19-2004, 07:17 PM

ZING.....Google image search.

**Chris** · 08-19-2004, 07:44 PM

Roberto, I can never guess what you'll post.

**Mike** · 08-19-2004, 09:16 PM

Chris Wrote:Roberto, I can never guess what you'll post.

But you can count on it being stupid.

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