03-13-2007, 11:57 AM
Someone else help me out if you can remember more Warne family stories, but I'll try to pull one from memory.
He used to tell us crazy stories all the time that like how he thought there was some masked pisser that always came into the math building and peed in the same spot on the floor of the bathroom every morning. And he tried an tried to track this person down, but he still had no leads.
I also remember a time when he said what ever you do don't miss the next class. So the next class rolls around and this one cocky kid isn't there, Warne loved to F with this kid cause he was little ass hole (lets call him Karl cause I don't remember). So he asks the class who knows him well, and sure enough one girl has his phone number. So he says I'll be right back, and runs out of the class.
He comes back 5 minutes later with his cell phone and calls karl. He didn't answer the first time, but he did on the second try and the starts to get crap on how he's not in class. Prof Warne then tells him hes going to put it on speaker phone and karl better stay on the line for the lecture to listen. So for about half the class he kept saying "Karl, You listening?" and of course he was. Then suddenly he darts around from the black board in the middle of writing an equation and yells "karl I dont want to talk to you anymore, bye!" and just hangs up.
Oh and theres the time when someone left to go to the bathroom, and about 30 seconds after they walked out of the class he stopped lecturing and peered out the door for a few seconds like he was spying around a corner. The he told the entire class to follow him outside so we could all wait outside the bathroom until this guy came out. So we all stood outside the bathroom door as quiet as we could and the kid was scared shitless when he came out. Warne had some witty remark that I don't remember and then we went back to class.
He used to tell us crazy stories all the time that like how he thought there was some masked pisser that always came into the math building and peed in the same spot on the floor of the bathroom every morning. And he tried an tried to track this person down, but he still had no leads.
I also remember a time when he said what ever you do don't miss the next class. So the next class rolls around and this one cocky kid isn't there, Warne loved to F with this kid cause he was little ass hole (lets call him Karl cause I don't remember). So he asks the class who knows him well, and sure enough one girl has his phone number. So he says I'll be right back, and runs out of the class.
He comes back 5 minutes later with his cell phone and calls karl. He didn't answer the first time, but he did on the second try and the starts to get crap on how he's not in class. Prof Warne then tells him hes going to put it on speaker phone and karl better stay on the line for the lecture to listen. So for about half the class he kept saying "Karl, You listening?" and of course he was. Then suddenly he darts around from the black board in the middle of writing an equation and yells "karl I dont want to talk to you anymore, bye!" and just hangs up.
Oh and theres the time when someone left to go to the bathroom, and about 30 seconds after they walked out of the class he stopped lecturing and peered out the door for a few seconds like he was spying around a corner. The he told the entire class to follow him outside so we could all wait outside the bathroom until this guy came out. So we all stood outside the bathroom door as quiet as we could and the kid was scared shitless when he came out. Warne had some witty remark that I don't remember and then we went back to class.
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