What do you guys know about Saab 900 Turbos?
#21
Andy Wrote:
Maengelito Wrote:not really related to saabs, but what are peoples' impressions of ford probe GT's?

They're gay and Saabs would be much better.

You're not thinking of getting one, are you?

I don't think your heterosexuality can handle a Probe and Miata.

i found a decent deal on one, and if i can lowball the guy, i'd probably flip it because i thought they had more than 160hp. but its something i'd maybe drive for a few months before i did that.

and my heterosexuality is fine, thanks. how's the mrs? has she given you the key to the safe where your nuts are locked away yet? :wink:
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#22
TurboOmni08 Wrote:
Andy Wrote:I don't think your heterosexuality can handle a Probe and Miata.

+1

dont get me started on your pile of vans and pt cruisers and sebrings...
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#23
Maengelito Wrote:
Andy Wrote:
Maengelito Wrote:not really related to saabs, but what are peoples' impressions of ford probe GT's?

They're gay and Saabs would be much better.

You're not thinking of getting one, are you?

I don't think your heterosexuality can handle a Probe and Miata.

i found a decent deal on one, and if i can lowball the guy, i'd probably flip it because i thought they had more than 160hp. but its something i'd maybe drive for a few months before i did that.

and my heterosexuality is fine, thanks. how's the mrs? has she given you the key to the safe where your nuts are locked away yet? :wink:

Not a safe. It's actually a velour box. She doesn't want them damaged.
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#24
.RJ Wrote:You're assuming he has any left
says the guy who has spoken to exactly 1 girl in the past 6 months
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#25
I dont have 4 miatas
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#26
Maengelito Wrote:
TurboOmni08 Wrote:
Andy Wrote:I don't think your heterosexuality can handle a Probe and Miata.

+1

dont get me started on your pile of vans and pt cruisers and sebrings...

fuck you. The Sebring was free and the Van owns. I don't own a PT Cruiser...assclown. :evileye: No one can call a van gay...go to thebangbus.com and tell me I'm a fag.
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#27
TurboOmni08 Wrote:
Maengelito Wrote:
TurboOmni08 Wrote:
Andy Wrote:I don't think your heterosexuality can handle a Probe and Miata.

+1

dont get me started on your pile of vans and pt cruisers and sebrings...

fuck you. The Sebring was free and the Van owns. I don't own a PT Cruiser...assclown. :evileye: No one can call a van gay...go to thebangbus.com and tell me I'm a fag.
wow, that sounded rehearsed Jeff, you get called out pretty often? ;-)
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TurboOmni08 Wrote:fuck you. The Sebring was free and the Van owns. I don't own a PT Cruiser...assclown. :evileye: No one can call a van gay...go to thebangbus.com and tell me I'm a fag.
Hehehe

I hate to be the Debbie Downer Jeff, but it's the chicks getting creamed on and being kicked to the curb that's cool about bangbus, not the actual van itself :lol:

I am going to throw the disclaimer in though that anything with b00st is ok in my book! =)
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#29
Dave Wrote:
TurboOmni08 Wrote:
Maengelito Wrote:
TurboOmni08 Wrote:
Andy Wrote:I don't think your heterosexuality can handle a Probe and Miata.

+1

dont get me started on your pile of vans and pt cruisers and sebrings...

fuck you. The Sebring was free and the Van owns. I don't own a PT Cruiser...assclown. :evileye: No one can call a van gay...go to thebangbus.com and tell me I'm a fag.
wow, that sounded rehearsed Jeff, you get called out pretty often? ;-)

Not rehearsed, well thought out. I was trying to decide if I should insult his manhood or defend my own.

As far as bang bus being about kickin de women to the curb...yes...but once I actually caught myself trying to figure out what kind of van it was...settled on a ford.
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#30
Saab->Probe->Gay->Bangbus->Girls getting creamed.

Fantastic. Thanks for the insight guys. Appreciate it.
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#31
Andy Wrote:Saab->Probe->Gay->Bangbus->Girls getting creamed.

Fantastic. Thanks for the insight guys. Appreciate it.

Yeah, your wife will definitely understand why you'll get a Saab now.
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#32
CaptainHenreh Wrote:
Andy Wrote:Saab->Probe->Gay->Bangbus->Girls getting creamed.

Fantastic. Thanks for the insight guys. Appreciate it.

Yeah, your wife will definitely understand why you'll get a Saab now.

Hahaha :lol:
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#33
I was reading Andy's post....and I couldn't figure out why he was saying that being Gay > bangbus > girls getting creamed. Then I realised the > was a -> which was showing progression, not greater than.
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#34
Yes, Saabs are that good. Big Grin
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#35
TurboOmni08 Wrote:
Maengelito Wrote:
TurboOmni08 Wrote:
Andy Wrote:I don't think your heterosexuality can handle a Probe and Miata.

+1

dont get me started on your pile of vans and pt cruisers and sebrings...

fuck you. The Sebring was free and the Van owns. I don't own a PT Cruiser...assclown. :evileye: No one can call a van gay...go to thebangbus.com and tell me I'm a fag.

lol
i cant hear you when the window for the van is rolled up like that. go ahead and roll it down for me :wink:
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#36
So I just bought a Saab 9000.

What should I do with it?

Options: (In Order of Amount of Work Required)
  • Make it Streetable
  • MM's first Rally Car
  • Part it out (it runs)
  • Field Car!
  • Other.
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#37
CaptainHenreh Wrote:So I just bought a Saab 9000.

What should I do with it?

Options: (In Order of Amount of Work Required)
  • Make it Streetable
  • MM's first Rally Car
  • Part it out (it runs)
  • Field Car!
  • Other.

WTF? On craigslist? Which one?
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#38
CaptainHenreh Wrote:So I just bought a Saab 9000.

What should I do with it?

Options: (In Order of Amount of Work Required)
  • Make it Streetable
  • MM's first Rally Car
  • Part it out (it runs)
  • Field Car!
  • Other.

You are a fucking moron. Call me...so I can cuss you.
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#39
TurboOmni08 Wrote:
CaptainHenreh Wrote:So I just bought a Saab 9000.

What should I do with it?

Options: (In Order of Amount of Work Required)
  • Make it Streetable
  • MM's first Rally Car
  • Part it out (it runs)
  • Field Car!
  • Other.

You are a fucking moron. Call me...so I can cuss you.

Says the guy who bought a Minivan. Big Grin
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#40
Bah. For under 70 dollars, I can nearly break even by selling the wheels for scrap. Nevermind the MAFS, engine, trans, ecu, ignition stuff, intake manifold, throttle body, etc.

I was just joking about the rally car. Although I do want to make one, I'm still putting alot of thought into the platform, and a Saab ain't it! (At least, not this saab)
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