09-27-2006, 11:06 AM
HAULN-SS Wrote:oh yeah, i majored in math, fuck words.
"5-7-5, like
ray-yain on your wedding day."
No irony there.
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09-27-2006, 11:06 AM
HAULN-SS Wrote:oh yeah, i majored in math, fuck words. "5-7-5, like ray-yain on your wedding day." No irony there.
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09-27-2006, 02:24 PM
HAULN-SS Wrote:oh yeah, i majored in math, fuck words. Did you miss the day in kindergarden where you learned how to count? BTW you sound ignorant, just so you know.
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09-27-2006, 02:43 PM
boostrot fried pete's brain
he still knows 5-7-5 haiku for the win!
09-27-2006, 03:13 PM
PDenbigh Wrote:HAULN-SS Wrote:oh yeah, i majored in math, fuck words. Speaking of kindergarden and counting... A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked. "Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, It's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy!" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36 C's. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" No, Honey, Its because you're 24."
09-27-2006, 03:44 PM
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09-27-2006, 05:28 PM
Andy Wrote:So many haikus fuck you slant eyed bitch check out page 1, andy lee fuck yo couch, nigga!
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09-27-2006, 05:37 PM
pork chop sandwiches
oh shit get the fuck out ooooooooooo
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09-27-2006, 07:06 PM
Maengelito Wrote:Andy Wrote:So many haikus The anger is clear Have you had your noodles yet? And/Or puppy dogs?
Two feet.
09-27-2006, 07:43 PM
When you guys speak in
iambic heptameter You might impress me.
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09-27-2006, 10:41 PM
JohnC Wrote:Poop poop poop poop poopbest haiku ever
09-28-2006, 01:53 AM
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09-28-2006, 07:03 AM
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09-28-2006, 09:36 AM
Knowing how to count, and what to count to are two different things, k thx.
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09-28-2006, 10:07 AM
HAULN-SS Wrote:Knowing how to count, and what to count to are two different things, k thx. Lol, need a shovel?
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09-28-2006, 10:12 AM
You guys are such fags
Car guys writing poetry It's circle jerk time!
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09-21-2007, 09:46 AM
ahem... goodspeed...
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09-21-2007, 09:48 AM
I think we can let that one slide.
Why do people just post what they are thinking? Without thinking.
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09-21-2007, 09:54 AM
it's called setting precedent
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09-21-2007, 10:01 AM
I totally missed something here....
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