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#21
HAULN-SS Wrote:oh yeah, i majored in math, fuck words.

"5-7-5, like
ray-yain on your wedding day."
No irony there.
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#22
HAULN-SS Wrote:oh yeah, i majored in math, fuck words.

Did you miss the day in kindergarden where you learned how to count?

BTW you sound ignorant, just so you know.
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#23
boostrot fried pete's brain
he still knows 5-7-5
haiku for the win!
(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#24
PDenbigh Wrote:
HAULN-SS Wrote:oh yeah, i majored in math, fuck words.

Did you miss the day in kindergarden where you learned how to count?

Speaking of kindergarden and counting...

A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See?
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, It's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy!" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36 C's.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
No, Honey, Its because you're 24."
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#25
So many haikus
Yet not a single asian
Contribute to it?
Two feet.
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#26
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#27
Andy Wrote:So many haikus
Yet not a single asian
Contribute to it?

fuck you slant eyed bitch
check out page 1, andy lee
fuck yo couch, nigga!
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#28
pork chop sandwiches
oh shit get the fuck out
ooooooooooo
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#29
Maengelito Wrote:
Andy Wrote:So many haikus
Yet not a single asian
Contribute to it?

fuck you slant eyed bitch
check out page 1, andy lee
fuck yo couch, nigga!

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Have you had your noodles yet?
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#30
When you guys speak in
iambic heptameter
You might impress me.
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#31
JohnC Wrote:Poop poop poop poop poop
Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop
Poop poop poop poop poop
best haiku ever
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#32
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#33
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(09-25-2019, 03:18 PM)V1GiLaNtE Wrote: I think you need to see a mental health professional.
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#34
Knowing how to count, and what to count to are two different things, k thx.
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#35
HAULN-SS Wrote:Knowing how to count, and what to count to are two different things, k thx.

Lol, need a shovel?
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#36
You guys are such fags
Car guys writing poetry
It's circle jerk time!
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#37
ahem... goodspeed...
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#38
I think we can let that one slide.
Why do people just post what they are thinking? Without thinking.

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#39
it's called setting precedent
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#40
I totally missed something here....
When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.

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