Best MM Quotes of all time

[Dragon]

Me - aight off to do some homeowner shit
Me - well mowing is done, wheel barrel is put together, now the ladies are gardening, time for me to grab a beer and relax
Rex - ladies are gardening? you have a garden in the kitchen?

[ScottyB]

grade-A lols with our beloved Rexy

me: whats that? you want to slow down? well you can die then. snap!
Rex: Dear Porsche, I took a turn to fast in my 930 and now I am in traction.
Love,
American

Dear American,
Slow in, Fast out.
Love,
Porsche
me: haha
Rex: Porsche invented rear mounted engines AND slow in fast out.
me: and lag, which is awesome
Rex: yeah.
me: wait, i have to earn the car's respect? it will try to kill me? yes, it will.
Rex: Dear Porsche.
I was driving my turbo 911 and at the apex of a corner my turbo came on and killed me dead. What should I do?
Love,
America
me: your balls must be this big to ride this ride
Rex: Dear America,
Keep it boiling.
Love,
Porsche
me: lol

[Apoc]

(7:17:12 PM) Ginger: you know the park & ride just down the hill?
(7:17:22 PM) derecola: the one that's now a park and float?
(7:17:26 PM) Ginger: yup
(7:17:29 PM) Ginger: underfuckingwater
(7:17:37 PM) Ginger: when I saw the pic on facebook, I had to go over
(7:18:20 PM) Ginger: I'm loving this shit
(7:20:23 PM) derecola: I like when people bitch
(7:20:26 PM) derecola: it makes me happy
(7:21:00 PM) Ginger: haha
(7:21:00 PM) Ginger: that's so Chris Derecola

[HAULN-SS]

orifice restriction

[Ryan T]

me: there is a guy selling a auto on vaguntrader for like 275 or 300, but its in virginia beach
Justin: so you can come see me
me: lol, that turns it into a 450 shotgun after I buy fuel
Justin: but time with me is priceless
me: very true, when you comin to see me?
Justin: when you get married again
me: touche'

[.RJ]

Rex: me: jake
Jake: yes rexy
me: if you won the lotto tomorrow
and took home 180mil
what would you do with it?
Jake: take the largest RJ Loves Cock picture ever
then idk

[CaptainHenreh]

Rex: me: jake
Jake: yes rexy
me: if you won the lotto tomorrow
and took home 180mil
what would you do with it?
Jake: take the largest RJ Loves Cock picture ever
then idk

me: evan
what would you do with 180 million dollars cash money?
Evan: diversified income investments
around 10 million return a year
thats a nice standard of living

:?

[Jake]

[CaptainHenreh]

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Justin: Insert boner
Me: ok. so,
would you get buttraped by channing tatum, in exchange for that car?
Justin: How physical of a raping is it?
me: his dick. directly into your ass, until he achieves orgasm
Justin: Like is he gonna slap me around? Or light some candles and play some Marvin?
me: it is going to be in the back of a blacked-out van, while Captain and Tenille's greatest hits plays in the cassette deck
there will be something soft on the floor of the van for your knees.
he also wont' kiss you.
Justin: No kiss?.....hell no then

[Goodspeed]

^lol.

And oh shit, that car is for sale. DAMMIT.

[G.Irish]

Yeeaaahhh that is a pretty badass bonermobile. Definitely could win the track day with that.

[Goodspeed]

Yeeaaahhh that is a pretty badass bonermobile. Definitely could win the track day with that.

Sold to a guy in Illinois That car is the posterchild for NoRotors, probably the nicest LS FD ever built.

[CaptainHenreh]

[Apoc]

(10:43:27 AM) RJ: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-fKG44FScmNk/UItwfbsTGMI/AAAAAAAACPk/cqbgdykwOsg/s800/20121026_221305.jpg">https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-fKG4 ... 221305.jpg</a><!-- m -->
(10:44:06 AM) derecola: I don't get it
(10:46:33 AM) RJ: goatse
(10:48:31 AM) derecola: never seen it
(10:49:01 AM) RJ: what
(10:50:03 AM) derecola: goatse
(10:50:26 AM) RJ: how is that possible
(10:50:38 AM) RJ: you've seen a girl stuff 37 dildos in her nappy dugout but not goatse
(10:50:50 AM) derecola: yeah... cause THAT'S A CHICK
(10:51:20 AM) RJ: good point

[.RJ]

Chris: that's how it always starts, drunk with a thumb in the ass