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Best MM Quotes of all time
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03-20-2008, 12:44 AM
Don't worry about it if it isn't blinking. Or the car wont start.
Why won't my car start?
Why do people just post what they are thinking? Without thinking.
2012 Ford Mustang 1995 BMW 540i/A 1990 Eagle Talon TSI AWD 
04-08-2008, 11:01 AM
me: Anyway, go in there and tell Derek that his mom says your asshole tastes like strawberry champagne.
Andrew: lol I'll pass me: aw, come on. Andrew: you guys are talking about tasting my choco starfish I'm not gonna help that out! me:  You are no fun.
1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass 442
04-12-2008, 09:10 PM
RJ and I trying to keep up with Rex's two wheel (in)decision:
jester0097 (9:08:24 PM): :waffle: Jazz0602 (9:08:26 PM): haha Jazz0602 (9:08:34 PM): :pot:/:kettle: Jazz0602 (9:08:39 PM): take your pic Jazz0602 (9:08:41 PM): actually Jazz0602 (9:08:45 PM): I'm probably the pot Jazz0602 (9:08:47 PM): he's probably the kettle jester0097 (9:08:50 PM): heh jester0097 (9:08:51 PM): yup Jazz0602 (9:08:53 PM): and you're so bad you're the goddamn stove jester0097 (9:09:10 PM): :middlefinger:
When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.
2009 Speed Triple | 2006 DR-Z400SM | 1999 CBR600F4 | 1998 Jeep Cherokee -Ginger
05-11-2008, 11:05 PM
Jeff and I discussing my class photo taken on a playground at the hospital
TurboOmni08: where was this? TurboOmni08: the hospital? GLHgurl: yeah TurboOmni08: why is there a playground? GLHgurl: so children can play GLHgurl: What kind of a question is that? TurboOmni08: lol
2002 Honda CBRF4i
2005 Jeep Wrangler X 2001 R6
08-12-2008, 12:41 PM
me: I'm going to go down and see about fixing my bike at lunch
Rex: ok me: I'm just babbling because I need a distraction and you are available sorry, dude rex: brb me: DAMNIT!
When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.
2009 Speed Triple | 2006 DR-Z400SM | 1999 CBR600F4 | 1998 Jeep Cherokee -Ginger
09-03-2008, 02:46 PM
me: gold > chrome
you should know this Andrew: screw your universal gold occult! Shall we tar and feather him, or burn him at the stake (or both)?
2018 Ducati Panigale V4
Past: 2018 Honda Civic Type-R, 2015 Yamaha R1, 2009 BMW M3, 2013 Aprilia RSV4R, 2006 Honda Ridgeline, 2006 Porsche Cayman S, 2012 Ducati 1199, 2009 Subaru WRX, 2008 CBR1000RR, 2009 Kawasaki ZX-6R, 2000 Toyota Tundra, 2005 Honda CBR600RR, 1996 Acura Integra GS-R, 1996 Acura Integra GS-R, 1997 Honda Civic EX http://www.aclr8.com 
09-03-2008, 02:47 PM
G.Irish Wrote:Shall we tar and feather him, or burn him at the stake (or both)? no death by paper cuts option? :twisted:
'19 Golf R
Intro J Ray's Top Ten Previous: '99 BMW Z3 2.8L | 2019 Honda Ridgeline | 2010 VW GTI | 2008 CBR 600RR | 2005 Nissan Titan SE King | 2003 Honda CBR 600RR | 1998 Integra RS | 1998 Suzuki GS500e | 1999 Honda Civic Si | 1986 VW GTI 8v 
09-03-2008, 02:57 PM
G.Irish Wrote:Shall we tar and feather him, or burn him at the stake (or both)? I dunno, what did they do to gingers in medieval times? 
09-03-2008, 02:58 PM
G.Irish Wrote:Shall we tar and feather him, or burn him at the stake (or both)? spraybomb him in UG and force him to windex all of MM's wheels.
2010 Civic Si
2019 4Runner TRD Off-Road -------------------------- Past: 03 Xterra SE 4x4 | 05 Impreza 2.5RS | 99.5 A4 Quattro 1.8T | 01 Accord EX | 90 Maxima GXE | 96 Explorer XLT 
09-03-2008, 03:25 PM
Be strong Andrew, be strong.
That's right, I used his real name!
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
09-03-2008, 04:23 PM
All worship the cr0m3 d0nk shoes!
When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.
2009 Speed Triple | 2006 DR-Z400SM | 1999 CBR600F4 | 1998 Jeep Cherokee -Ginger
09-28-2008, 02:38 PM
me: I hate people.
I used to joke about it like "heh, I hate going places with people" but no now I really do Ryan: avoid clarendon its douchebag epicenter Ryan: and there is an apple store there coincidence? i thik not
When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.
2009 Speed Triple | 2006 DR-Z400SM | 1999 CBR600F4 | 1998 Jeep Cherokee -Ginger
02-12-2009, 01:24 AM
My roommate on my other roommate's busted Jetta:
...I'm completely convinced it would be reliable if you fed it a Jew every once in a while....
Why do people just post what they are thinking? Without thinking.
2012 Ford Mustang 1995 BMW 540i/A 1990 Eagle Talon TSI AWD 
02-12-2009, 11:10 AM
I feel bad for laughing at that....
02-12-2009, 01:28 PM
ViPER1313 Wrote:My roommate on my other roommate's busted Jetta: wow....  hock: :lol: for jetta's, it's once in a while....for corrado's it's everday totally joking :roll:
'04 VW R32
'90 VW Corrado G60
03-08-2009, 08:02 PM
Walking down 7th Street with RJ, when JayRay pulls up next to us in his truck...
JR: Hey, I know you. RJ: I know you too. JR: What the hell are you doing here? RJ: Where are you going? JR: What are you guys doing? RJ: Chinatown is that way ---> I have a feeling you had to be there since it was completely random.
'76 911S | '14 328xi | '17 GTI | In memoriam: '08 848, '85 944
"Here, at last, is the cure for texting while driving. The millions of deaths which occur every year due to the iPhone’s ability to stream the Kim K/Ray-J video in 4G could all be avoided, every last one of them, if the government issued everyone a Seventies 911 and made sure they always left the house five minutes later than they’d wanted to. It would help if it could be made to rain as well. Full attention on the road. Guaranteed." -Jack Baruth
03-08-2009, 09:59 PM
Apoc Wrote:Walking down 7th Street with RJ, when JayRay pulls up next to us in his truck... You sluts want a ride?
When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.
2009 Speed Triple | 2006 DR-Z400SM | 1999 CBR600F4 | 1998 Jeep Cherokee -Ginger
03-14-2009, 10:48 PM
While driving back from Charlottesville with Goodspeed in a Tribeca:
DG: Does this thing have heated seats? RT: Yeah. DG: Are they on? RT: Yeah. DG: Good, cause I thought I had accidently shit my pants there for a second.
2010 Dodge Ram 1500
2019 Ford Mustang
03-20-2009, 08:03 PM
convo with Derecola on facebook about race and video games:
Brian you should've seen how pissed Gerald was when I kicked his ass non-stop at Dave and Busters in Street Fighter 2 Chris black people can't play fighting games maybe nba jam
1994 Ford Ranger
2004 Honda S2000 2007 BMW X3
03-22-2009, 10:10 PM
Maeng, you keep talking that shit and I'm gonna dragon punch you in real life.
First of all, you only won decisively when we were playing at Dave's house on Sean's SFII arcade cabinet which incidentally had broken joystick that basically handed you victory. At D&B's it was merely even between me and you. I will gladly hadouken you into submission anytime, any place if you wish to back up this trash you've been talking since 2004.
2018 Ducati Panigale V4
Past: 2018 Honda Civic Type-R, 2015 Yamaha R1, 2009 BMW M3, 2013 Aprilia RSV4R, 2006 Honda Ridgeline, 2006 Porsche Cayman S, 2012 Ducati 1199, 2009 Subaru WRX, 2008 CBR1000RR, 2009 Kawasaki ZX-6R, 2000 Toyota Tundra, 2005 Honda CBR600RR, 1996 Acura Integra GS-R, 1996 Acura Integra GS-R, 1997 Honda Civic EX http://www.aclr8.com |
