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08-30-2007, 03:13 PM
I gotta get one of those!
When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.
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08-30-2007, 03:17 PM
I wonder if one of those buttons is for your balls and one is for your buttocks!
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08-30-2007, 03:23 PM
WRXtranceformed Wrote:I wonder if one of those buttons is for your balls and one is for your buttocks! maybe it has a ball massage too. they need lovin too!
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08-30-2007, 03:44 PM
Lord knows there have been a few days when I've come home from work, sat on the toilet, and wished that it would wash and massage my balls. I need this product!!
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08-30-2007, 06:31 PM
Having actually used one of those terlits when I was in japland...I couldnt get used to it. The damn water jet was strong as hell..about made you want to jump up.
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08-30-2007, 07:41 PM
HAULN-SS Wrote:Having actually used one of those terlits when I was in japland...I couldnt get used to it. The damn water jet was strong as hell..about made you want to jump up. maybe that's how them crazy japs like it?!? :lol:
08-30-2007, 07:44 PM
I mean..let me tell you. If you hit the right button..it's a bullseye!
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09-04-2007, 08:04 PM
J a z z 0 6 0 2 (8:02:24 PM): I totally did something ingenuitive
J a z z 0 6 0 2 (8:02:27 PM): you should do it, too jester0097 (8:02:35 PM): the stranger? J a z z 0 6 0 2 (8:02:34 PM): ROFL jester0097 (8:02:39 PM): i saw that in a movie J a z z 0 6 0 2 (8:02:51 PM): no more scat porn for you jester0097 (8:03:16 PM): damn
When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.
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09-04-2007, 08:05 PM
ingenuitive. nice.
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09-04-2007, 08:26 PM
:?:
When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.
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09-04-2007, 08:45 PM
notaword
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09-04-2007, 09:39 PM
In the dictionary, no. Colloquially, yes.
When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.
2009 Speed Triple | 2006 DR-Z400SM | 1999 CBR600F4 | 1998 Jeep Cherokee -Ginger
09-06-2007, 08:56 PM
this is the first time i've ever heard it used colloquially.
I think "ingenious" would have been a better choice.
horizontally opposed>*
09-06-2007, 10:37 PM
Wow - big deal over a dumb word.
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When it comes to Ryan Jenkins, the story ends with me putting him in the wall.
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09-25-2007, 01:29 AM
HAULN-SS Wrote:yeah man. I'm with Gay.
Why do people just post what they are thinking? Without thinking.
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09-26-2007, 12:59 AM
TurboOmni08 (12:48:43 AM): sup stud?
montyp5000 (12:48:57 AM): chillin out max and relaxin all cool montyp5000 (12:49:00 AM): u? TurboOmni08 (12:49:08 AM): shooting some B-ball outside of the school? montyp5000 (12:49:19 AM): when a couple of guys that were up to no good TurboOmni08 (12:49:34 AM): did they start making trouble in your neighborhood? montyp5000 (12:49:38 AM): yep montyp5000 (12:49:46 AM): I got in one little fight and my mom got scared montyp5000 (12:49:54 AM): said your moving with your auntie and uncle in ble-air TurboOmni08 (12:50:08 AM): really? did you pull up the the house about 7 or 8? montyp5000 (12:50:19 AM): yelled to the cabbie 'yo home, smell ya later' TurboOmni08 (12:50:43 AM): I bet you looked at your kingdom and realized you were finally there right? montyp5000 (12:50:52 AM): to sit on my throne, as the man Ryan Thayer TurboOmni08 (12:51:10 AM): wow...that was gay, and SOOOO BALLLIN all at the same time
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09-26-2007, 08:09 AM
haha
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01-22-2008, 12:14 AM
Me (11:11:27 PM): or maybe this is an elaborate roose(spelling?) to keep them guessing?
Goodspeed (11:11:43 PM): its really a non-color color....blue-gray Me (11:12:04 PM): "steel gray" thank you very much Goodspeed (11:12:05 PM): its like, an accidental color that no one likes Goodspeed (11:12:05 PM): ruse Me (11:12:07 PM): fuck Me (11:12:11 PM): that was my first guess Goodspeed (11:12:13 PM): lmao
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01-22-2008, 12:51 AM
stubbs3k (11:45:47 PM): i think you should sell everything
stubbs3k (11:45:51 PM): buy yourself a nice supra TurboOmni08 (11:46:47 PM): you know what. Fuck you. Go drive your souless POS transportation pods put together by those little slant-eyed bastards overseas.
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03-19-2008, 09:20 PM
Rex: What you should have done is bought a mazdaspeed 3
RJ: Yeah, I dunno why I bought that VW, but I sure didnt want to spend $22k on a new car Rex: But you get a warranty with a new car RJ: I got a check engine light instead |
