08-25-2006, 09:07 AM
In MM, i might be the biggest asshole you'll meet from the OG crew. I'm opinionated and I enjoy sharing! 
I never think i'm wrong, i'm mouthy, i love the "your mom" jokes, i'm deadly with a bull horn... BUT...
If you come to the track... come find me in the tech shed or Matt on grid. come visit us for one whole day... we'll get you a ride on track (and yes Cobetto will scare you in a busted E30)... If i know you are coming, we'll have widowmakers for lunch! I can tell you some of the best spectating spots for every track we go to... if its a SM/HC/AI race... i'll take you with me to one of them... Hell if you are in an HPDE and the car is "busted" i'll help try to fix it... even busted swapped overheating honda hatchcraps!
when you see us cut each other down, seemingly hurt peoples feelings, well we arent. we've known each other for a while now. Come out and meet us... i dont bite... well i will if your mom asks me too!
We've had some of the wildest times at the track... stories that are modern day legends... "stiffany", the spotless spoon award, cow suits, the invention of the widowmaker, keg stands in Kershaw, Type Rs decorated with pizza boxes, 12 guys stuffed in one room our first event working together, valve cover gaskets/brakes/etc in hotel parking lots, really drugged out hookers and cars full of guys going to her room!
Ask Chad how many people, how many MMers showed up when he went on his lid... no matter what we say or do to each other... in person or on the interweb... we all give a shit... we'll all be there to help... we all care. Come take a hit off the "go fast crack pipe."
I never think i'm wrong, i'm mouthy, i love the "your mom" jokes, i'm deadly with a bull horn... BUT...If you come to the track... come find me in the tech shed or Matt on grid. come visit us for one whole day... we'll get you a ride on track (and yes Cobetto will scare you in a busted E30)... If i know you are coming, we'll have widowmakers for lunch! I can tell you some of the best spectating spots for every track we go to... if its a SM/HC/AI race... i'll take you with me to one of them... Hell if you are in an HPDE and the car is "busted" i'll help try to fix it... even busted swapped overheating honda hatchcraps!
when you see us cut each other down, seemingly hurt peoples feelings, well we arent. we've known each other for a while now. Come out and meet us... i dont bite... well i will if your mom asks me too!
We've had some of the wildest times at the track... stories that are modern day legends... "stiffany", the spotless spoon award, cow suits, the invention of the widowmaker, keg stands in Kershaw, Type Rs decorated with pizza boxes, 12 guys stuffed in one room our first event working together, valve cover gaskets/brakes/etc in hotel parking lots, really drugged out hookers and cars full of guys going to her room!
Ask Chad how many people, how many MMers showed up when he went on his lid... no matter what we say or do to each other... in person or on the interweb... we all give a shit... we'll all be there to help... we all care. Come take a hit off the "go fast crack pipe."
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NASA-MA Tech Inspector (Retired)