The Blurpening, Covid Coping & Returning to Form

[Senor_Taylor]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the PCA, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on cars and coffee, and I have over 300 Porsche Hats. I am trained in clay barring and I'm the top polisher in the entire Porsche Club of America. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of VAG spies across the USA and your VIN is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out hard-park in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with boxster. Not only am I extensively trained in taking photos of watches, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Porsche Owners Facebook group and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.