Dry off turkey very well
Dry season as wanted
Dump in turkey frier
Drink beer around bird and pour one out for it's sacrifice
Consume
Question why you haven't done this before
Seriously though it is pretty freaking idiot proof.
Make sure when you are pulling the turkey out to check temp or remove, you have a good hold on it. If not, you're gonna have a bad day and end up on the news.
Have someone lift the turkey up while you probe it for temp, assuming you don't have a igrill or other wired thermometer.
Weve always used peanut oil, the big ass jug from Costco.
Dry season as wanted
Dump in turkey frier
Drink beer around bird and pour one out for it's sacrifice
Consume
Question why you haven't done this before
Seriously though it is pretty freaking idiot proof.
Make sure when you are pulling the turkey out to check temp or remove, you have a good hold on it. If not, you're gonna have a bad day and end up on the news.
Have someone lift the turkey up while you probe it for temp, assuming you don't have a igrill or other wired thermometer.
Weve always used peanut oil, the big ass jug from Costco.